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Why does everything loook werid?
What's going o- ... what the-WHAT THE FUCK!!?!? Who woke me up at 930!?!?? My brain doesn't understand anything earlier than noon, fuckdamnit!!!what the FUK!
Damnit!!!

Merry Christmas, bitches

-mOjo

I am so mad. Everyone at work is dropping way too much work off on me and I am taking a lot of shit that is not mine like a pie in the face and if this motherfucker steps to me again I am going to put his whole fucking world on spin cycle. Motherfucker has the sheer AUDACITY to ask me for favors and...
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I reek of stripper... \/\/00+!!!!

-mOjo

I got Fight for Ny and Burnout 3. I totally disssed a girl in order to play those last night. I feel like such a douche, but those games are so GOOD!!

I drank way, way way too much. I am just now feeling ok.

Pirates rawk

Beer tastes like shit. I need some... FENCH FRIESSS!!!

SO now, my buddies want I should do stand up. Now I have to stop masturbating long enough to pisck up a pen...

-mOjo

Oh My God!!

I want to die. I can't swallow. My back hurts. My skin hurts. Everything hurts. I can't sleep I am soooo tired. I'm not even horny. I can't go to work. I want to die.


I hate being sick

Totally got laid this weekend. Dd NOTHING for me. Damn that.

-Last Call

You bastards finally done it!!! I start my new Lead position on Tuesday and I am AMPED!!! I am going to make so much more fucking money, I am going to love the job but the only thing is that I am going to have shitty days off. Fuck it. I love it already. DAAAAMN I'M GOOD!!!! Best part? Radchelle wants to hang out and...
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