A very memorable moment in my life I want to share with you. As captain of a bunch of drunks, who still seem to think that they've got what it takes to become stars at the next World Cup, we've played a match of football in an big but empty stadium in Amsterdam called the Arena. The historical fact of the matter is not so much that we've lost again for the 16th time this season, but the fact that we had our 100th goal against us! And that wonderful unique official statistic happened in the Amsterdam Arena. How cool is that? I'm a happy and yes, a simple man. 
Champage, champagne!!!
Champage, champagne!!!