My guitar sounds funny.
I guess it's finally time to...
BUM BUM BUM!
...Get new strings!
*shreaks of terror*
Man, I think I'm spending too much time online... I've gotten to the point where my online friends are in my dreams more often then my real ones.
Of course, that does give me the chance to hang out with them...
But I usually just turn them into generic love-interest crap instead of letting them be their normal selves.
Well, except for the time when me and humberthumbert fought off the forces of evil with our l33t ninja sk1llz. That was cool as hell.
Don't you hate it when your dreams are all weird- like you can see what's wrong with them, but you can't do anything about it? That sucks.
Actually, I've started to kind of deconstruct my dreams... Like, what I usually dream about is a combination of these things:
1. Me having super powers
2. Me flying
3. Me being a ninja
4. Me meeting some wonderful girl, but through sad and sometimes nonsensical circumstances we're torn apart
5. Me having sweaty hot monkey sex with various ladies
Sadly, the 3rd and 5th ones are becoming rarer and rarer.
I guess that's better than most peoples dreams, where apparently you don't get to be a ninja at all. That sucks.
Oh, and then there's all the recurring themes/characters/situations in my dreams, like:
1. A giant high-tech lab filled with really kickass stuff that I (somehow) built (usually including a giant robot of some sort), hidden under a trap door somewhere
2. Ninja stars... I always seem to have shuriken. No clue why.
3. This gigantic flying ship thing (which may or may not be atmospheric only, I can't remember) and it's crew, which usually includes a generic love interest, a robot, and a greasy guy with a mustache that fixes stuff and has a really bad scottish accent
4. My great-aunts house, which was basically a gigantic mansion; only in my dreams it has way, way more rooms, and sometimes a mall on top of it. No idea what that's about.
5. The Vale, which was/is where some of my best friends live. In my dreams, it tends to have a few extra houses, which used to include a huge haunted mansion that sucks you toward it if you get close, but I ghost-busted it or something in one of my dreams (yes, my dreams have continuity), as well as a beat-up old shack where some serial killer lives or something. I could swear I killed him, or made him my friend, or something, but the shack still shows up sometimes. Oh, and there's this fucked-up scarecrow thing that when it looks at you, you die. Actually, most of the recurring stuff seems to be in the Vale.
6. A lot of the time, I'll try to hit someone/laz0r someone/throw a shuriken at someone, and it'll go through them or they won't notice or something. When this happens, I always get really pissed and yell "STOP!" or "TIME OUT!" or "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?" or something like that, and the characters stop and kinda stand around looking embarrassed and/or annoyed while I rant about how it's MY dream, so I should be able to hit them, dammit!
That's all I can think of at the moment. Sometimes I'll have some self-referential dream where it will seem like a recurring dream but it's actually just referencing something from earlier in the same dream, but I can't remember most of that stuff.
So yeah, that was... A really long journal entry. I really like my dreams, so I like to talk about them.
Tell me about your dreams. Are yours as kickass as mine?
Oh, I thought of a few other things from my dreams.
Like, there's this camp or something that always has this weird shit going on, usually involving zombies. That's one of the dreams where I'm usually not me; I tend to be myself, then die, then go on to the next "main character", then do the whole thing over again.
Oh, and I'm not sure if it has anything to do with this camp, but there's this HUUUGE! barn that shows up sometimes, it's got this really convoluted backstory that's always changing 'cause it's too damn complex. But basically, when I was younger (like, pre-pubescent), I found this barn with some girl I liked. We climbed up to the rafters/attic/whatever it is (it changes from dream to dream), and somehow awakened something. Something... EVIL. Yeah, so I ran away, and the dream's kinda vague here, but I think I could've saved the girl, but I was too scared or something and just ran away. So it's assumed that she died (although I think that in some of the dreams with The Barn she's been alive, not sure).
Another thing that seems to happen a lot is, I'm in the backseat of a car and at some point the driver just disappears, so I have to get up to the front, only it's always really really hard for some reason.
Then there's this place that's like some really long tunnel or something, only it's in the woods. And it's really creepy. It does that cool effect from some movie where it seems like the trees close in behind you.
Sometimes this tunnel connects to the house of one of the recurring (but still frustratingly generic) love-interest characters. I'll describe the ones I can remember.
First, WAAAAYYYY back when I was like, in 2nd grade or something, I had a dream where I had to fight this evil super-villain guy, I think he was taking over kids' minds or something, but anyway. One of my friends was name Beth (one of only TWO characters from my dreams to have a name, other than the ones based on real people), and she ended up sacrificing herself so that the rest of us could defeat the bad guy. Later (I think it was the same dream, I'm not sure), I was riding in the back of some van (which had it's door open for some reason), and I saw Beth outside the van and grabbed her as we go by. I think there was a reason that she came back to life, but I forget it. Anyway, from that point on, she became the first ever generic love-interest character. She appeared in a lot of dreams up to maybe 5th grade, but I've only seen the character once or twice since then.
Okay, another one that I think was from when I was young is this girl who used to be a next-door neighbor or something, and we had some kindergarten romance, but she moved away. So I'll occasionally find her again and re-establish the relationship; only on a more mature level (i.e. these dreams involve copious humpage). She also usually has a bunch of siblings, and the house she lives in always seems to be made of mostly hallways and doors (not in a surreal way, just a kind of crowded way).
There are some that tend to get mixed together, like this girl that must have been the daughter of some friend of my parents or something. We go to her house and me and her usually start as friends. Then, for some reason, we end up together. I dunno.
Anyway, then there's this OTHER girl, who's got a sister (or sometimes two... Like I said, it's hard to keep track of which generic girl is which), and is ALSO the daughter of a friend of the families, and I tend to end up in a love triangle (or square or whatever) with the sisters. But it's usually not a bad thing, it tends to devolve into an incestuous mini-orgy.
There's a girl who lives/lived with her abusive father/grandfather (it changes), and one who's dad hates me and owns a HUGE plot of land filled with mansions and shit (her dad, not her), and I always end up going through hell to rescue her from something and bring her back to her dad (for all the thanks I get... That bastard.
). And there's three mermaid sisters that can't leave their little pond/swimming pool (it changes) unless they're married or something. That tends to be less a romantic dream and more an excuse for an underwater orgy.
...
Okay, I'll stop now.
I guess it's finally time to...
BUM BUM BUM!
...Get new strings!
*shreaks of terror*
Man, I think I'm spending too much time online... I've gotten to the point where my online friends are in my dreams more often then my real ones.
Of course, that does give me the chance to hang out with them...
But I usually just turn them into generic love-interest crap instead of letting them be their normal selves.
Well, except for the time when me and humberthumbert fought off the forces of evil with our l33t ninja sk1llz. That was cool as hell.
Don't you hate it when your dreams are all weird- like you can see what's wrong with them, but you can't do anything about it? That sucks.
Actually, I've started to kind of deconstruct my dreams... Like, what I usually dream about is a combination of these things:
1. Me having super powers
2. Me flying
3. Me being a ninja
4. Me meeting some wonderful girl, but through sad and sometimes nonsensical circumstances we're torn apart
5. Me having sweaty hot monkey sex with various ladies
Sadly, the 3rd and 5th ones are becoming rarer and rarer.
I guess that's better than most peoples dreams, where apparently you don't get to be a ninja at all. That sucks.
Oh, and then there's all the recurring themes/characters/situations in my dreams, like:
1. A giant high-tech lab filled with really kickass stuff that I (somehow) built (usually including a giant robot of some sort), hidden under a trap door somewhere
2. Ninja stars... I always seem to have shuriken. No clue why.
3. This gigantic flying ship thing (which may or may not be atmospheric only, I can't remember) and it's crew, which usually includes a generic love interest, a robot, and a greasy guy with a mustache that fixes stuff and has a really bad scottish accent
4. My great-aunts house, which was basically a gigantic mansion; only in my dreams it has way, way more rooms, and sometimes a mall on top of it. No idea what that's about.
5. The Vale, which was/is where some of my best friends live. In my dreams, it tends to have a few extra houses, which used to include a huge haunted mansion that sucks you toward it if you get close, but I ghost-busted it or something in one of my dreams (yes, my dreams have continuity), as well as a beat-up old shack where some serial killer lives or something. I could swear I killed him, or made him my friend, or something, but the shack still shows up sometimes. Oh, and there's this fucked-up scarecrow thing that when it looks at you, you die. Actually, most of the recurring stuff seems to be in the Vale.
6. A lot of the time, I'll try to hit someone/laz0r someone/throw a shuriken at someone, and it'll go through them or they won't notice or something. When this happens, I always get really pissed and yell "STOP!" or "TIME OUT!" or "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?" or something like that, and the characters stop and kinda stand around looking embarrassed and/or annoyed while I rant about how it's MY dream, so I should be able to hit them, dammit!
That's all I can think of at the moment. Sometimes I'll have some self-referential dream where it will seem like a recurring dream but it's actually just referencing something from earlier in the same dream, but I can't remember most of that stuff.
So yeah, that was... A really long journal entry. I really like my dreams, so I like to talk about them.
Tell me about your dreams. Are yours as kickass as mine?
Oh, I thought of a few other things from my dreams.
Like, there's this camp or something that always has this weird shit going on, usually involving zombies. That's one of the dreams where I'm usually not me; I tend to be myself, then die, then go on to the next "main character", then do the whole thing over again.
Oh, and I'm not sure if it has anything to do with this camp, but there's this HUUUGE! barn that shows up sometimes, it's got this really convoluted backstory that's always changing 'cause it's too damn complex. But basically, when I was younger (like, pre-pubescent), I found this barn with some girl I liked. We climbed up to the rafters/attic/whatever it is (it changes from dream to dream), and somehow awakened something. Something... EVIL. Yeah, so I ran away, and the dream's kinda vague here, but I think I could've saved the girl, but I was too scared or something and just ran away. So it's assumed that she died (although I think that in some of the dreams with The Barn she's been alive, not sure).
Another thing that seems to happen a lot is, I'm in the backseat of a car and at some point the driver just disappears, so I have to get up to the front, only it's always really really hard for some reason.
Then there's this place that's like some really long tunnel or something, only it's in the woods. And it's really creepy. It does that cool effect from some movie where it seems like the trees close in behind you.
Sometimes this tunnel connects to the house of one of the recurring (but still frustratingly generic) love-interest characters. I'll describe the ones I can remember.
First, WAAAAYYYY back when I was like, in 2nd grade or something, I had a dream where I had to fight this evil super-villain guy, I think he was taking over kids' minds or something, but anyway. One of my friends was name Beth (one of only TWO characters from my dreams to have a name, other than the ones based on real people), and she ended up sacrificing herself so that the rest of us could defeat the bad guy. Later (I think it was the same dream, I'm not sure), I was riding in the back of some van (which had it's door open for some reason), and I saw Beth outside the van and grabbed her as we go by. I think there was a reason that she came back to life, but I forget it. Anyway, from that point on, she became the first ever generic love-interest character. She appeared in a lot of dreams up to maybe 5th grade, but I've only seen the character once or twice since then.
Okay, another one that I think was from when I was young is this girl who used to be a next-door neighbor or something, and we had some kindergarten romance, but she moved away. So I'll occasionally find her again and re-establish the relationship; only on a more mature level (i.e. these dreams involve copious humpage). She also usually has a bunch of siblings, and the house she lives in always seems to be made of mostly hallways and doors (not in a surreal way, just a kind of crowded way).
There are some that tend to get mixed together, like this girl that must have been the daughter of some friend of my parents or something. We go to her house and me and her usually start as friends. Then, for some reason, we end up together. I dunno.
Anyway, then there's this OTHER girl, who's got a sister (or sometimes two... Like I said, it's hard to keep track of which generic girl is which), and is ALSO the daughter of a friend of the families, and I tend to end up in a love triangle (or square or whatever) with the sisters. But it's usually not a bad thing, it tends to devolve into an incestuous mini-orgy.
There's a girl who lives/lived with her abusive father/grandfather (it changes), and one who's dad hates me and owns a HUGE plot of land filled with mansions and shit (her dad, not her), and I always end up going through hell to rescue her from something and bring her back to her dad (for all the thanks I get... That bastard.
). And there's three mermaid sisters that can't leave their little pond/swimming pool (it changes) unless they're married or something. That tends to be less a romantic dream and more an excuse for an underwater orgy.
...
Okay, I'll stop now.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
dragonchylde:
wow long entry..im going to have to read that when I have the time..I want to see DD as well sometime..
thedishwasher:
SCORE!!!! *dances around* im gonna be a ninja