tank_ex_mortis

Well, I feel like posting some of the lyrics to various songs I've written. So, here they are. You should read them, they're funny.

Thinking is hard:
(the verses are me mumbling. The chorus goes
"Thinking is hard, thingin am hard, thininanard, something something something")

Gooder than you:
"I ain't never gonna sing like Micheal Graves,
I ain't never gonna rock out like the Clash,
I could practice for a million fucking years,
But I'd never ever earn respect or cash,

But I'm still gooder than you! I may suck, but you suck harder!
I'm still awesomer than you! I may be dumb, but you
failed every class you ever took.

Well I could buy the craziest expensive shit,
I could hire the greatest ever band,
I could buy the hardest rocking songs,
But I'd still suck shit
through a funnel.

But I'm still gooder than you! I may suck, but you suck harder!
I'm still wickeder than you! I don't bathe,
but you could kill an elephant with your stink.

Bitch, I'm gooder than you! Your exes all know it, why won't you except it!?
I I'm ass-kickin'-er than you!
'Cause, like, you suck. Loser. LOSER!"

I fucking hate trolls:
"You START talkin' shit on a message BOARD,
You think they love you but you're just igNORED,
When you start a THREAD people screamin' "NO!",
You're a noob but you think it don't show,
Shit you post must come of your ASS,
JuveNILE obSCENE and CRASS,
So I must explain,
That you don't entertain,
And your grammar causes us much pain,
(unfinished)"

I like to say fuck:
(this song is me saying "fuck" and playing the same power chords till I get tired)

Wouldn't it be cool to be a ninja?:
"HIIIIIIII-YA!!!

I wish I was a ninja,
Wouldn't it be cool to be a ninja,
I wish I was a ninja,
Wouldn't it be cool to be a ninja

rapped:

I could hang out with hippos,
Wear my badass ninja clothes,
Wail on extreme guitars,
I could be a punk rock star,
With my mizad ninja skillz
I could pay my ninja billz,
With my crazy ninja money,
And my brand new ninja honey,
ninja stars fly through the air,
I'd keep em in my ninja hair,
Ninja masters, ninja punks,
Ninja posers, ninja chumps,
All the ninja guys would love me,
And the Great Ninja above me,
Showah me wit ninja favors,
thousand ninja ice cream flavahs!

(sung
I wish I was a ninja,
Wouldn't it be cool to be a ninja,
I wish I was a ninja,
Wouldn't it be cool to be a ninja,

Wit my humongous ninja bonah,
Never be a ninja lonah,
Would'nt be a ninja stonah,
Cause im all for ninja order,
But I flip out all the time,
Bust a killah ninja rhyme,
Bust out killah ninja tricks,
Impossible to Ninjaflip,
I'm a mammal through an' through,
Know how to commit seppuku,
Wanna move into japan,
And be a badass ninja man.

(sung
Yeah i'd have real ultimate power,
If I smelled then i'd take a ninja shower,
I'd cruise in my ninja sports car,
I'd beat up pirates, and
WAIL! ON! MY! GUI! TAR!.

(guitar solo)"

I love to procrastinate:
"I love- oh fuck it."

It's hard to sing punk:
"I can't sing too good, I can't sing too well,
I sing really bad, yeah I sing like hell! GO!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(yelled/spoken)
OH SHIT!! DAMN! I BIT
MY FUGGIN TONGUE! Oh... Ow...
(someone else)
"Hey man, you alright?"
(me)
Yeah, i'm cool. Ah. Sorry. Ok, 1234!

(sung)
Yeah singing is hard, when its punk rock,
(incoherent but rhyming mumbling)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(yelled/spoken)
OH FUCK!! Ow! Damnit! Ah!
(someone else)
"Jesus, you bit your tongue again?"
(me)
Ow! Fuck you! All right, 1234!

(sung)
It's hard to sing punk,
Cause you droop out yer tongue!"