Shadow of the Vampire arrived from some guy selling over Amazon (got it for 7 bucks and a handjob 
). Sweet, sweet movie, featuring the hottest male on the planet, Cary Elwes. He sure can't do a German accent for shit though. So yeah, I tried to watch the commentary, but the director's just such a pretentious pseudo-intellectual fuckwad, I couldn't get past the opening scene. 
Man, Lloyd Kaufman's a really funny guy. You should all check out his books, even if you're not interested in making movies; they're funny as hell. Oh, and while you're at it, check out his movies, too. Troma rules.
So I'm officially starting my directing career this weekend. Any applications for the position of director's fluffer will be given equal consideration.
Now if I could just finish a script...
). Sweet, sweet movie, featuring the hottest male on the planet, Cary Elwes. He sure can't do a German accent for shit though. So yeah, I tried to watch the commentary, but the director's just such a pretentious pseudo-intellectual fuckwad, I couldn't get past the opening scene.
Man, Lloyd Kaufman's a really funny guy. You should all check out his books, even if you're not interested in making movies; they're funny as hell. Oh, and while you're at it, check out his movies, too. Troma rules.
So I'm officially starting my directing career this weekend. Any applications for the position of director's fluffer will be given equal consideration.
Now if I could just finish a script...
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cokeconfessional:
Hahaha, I may have to get back to you on that one, dude!
mnislahi:
So am i going to be it? 