My car is stuck in snow two blocks away and ya know what? I don't give a shit. Great end to a completely shitty day. My car is stuck because I had to make swerve to avoid some complete asswhipe who couldn't wait three fucking seconds for me to go past a car that was blocking him.
But here's instant karma for you. After about five minutes of spouting expletives and pounding on my dashboard, I get out of my car to see police lights about three streets behind me. Just out of curiosity, I walked down to see what was going on. And guess what! There was the same asshole's car completely smashed up along with three other cars in various degrees of destruction. Apparently this idiot completely blew a stop sign going into fairly heavy traffic and caused three other people to get fucked without any romance.
I heard a couple of the cops there saying to the other people that the guy probably couldn't stop because of the snow. "Just an unfortunate accident". The cops changed their tune when I walked up told them what had just happened to me involving the same guy. I walked one of the cops down to where my car was and while I was explaining what happened, these two girls come up and say some guy had just hit them about fifteen minutes earlier and described what? the same car the original asshole was driving.
So we all walk down to the larger accident and the other cops are trying to keep this girl that is completely covered in blood from beating the shit out the asshole. Turns out this is girl friend, soon to be ex I'd imagine. When the last accident occured, her side got completely T-boned and knocked her out. Now instead of telling the cops about her, the guy pushed her into the space in front of the passenger seat and threw a blanket over her! The cops found her when they were trying to move the car out of the street. She only woke up because a paramedic woke her up trying to get her out of the car. She figured out what the guy did and went balistic.
Well now I'm going to relax for a while. I'll get my car when I fucking feel like it.
But here's instant karma for you. After about five minutes of spouting expletives and pounding on my dashboard, I get out of my car to see police lights about three streets behind me. Just out of curiosity, I walked down to see what was going on. And guess what! There was the same asshole's car completely smashed up along with three other cars in various degrees of destruction. Apparently this idiot completely blew a stop sign going into fairly heavy traffic and caused three other people to get fucked without any romance.
I heard a couple of the cops there saying to the other people that the guy probably couldn't stop because of the snow. "Just an unfortunate accident". The cops changed their tune when I walked up told them what had just happened to me involving the same guy. I walked one of the cops down to where my car was and while I was explaining what happened, these two girls come up and say some guy had just hit them about fifteen minutes earlier and described what? the same car the original asshole was driving.
So we all walk down to the larger accident and the other cops are trying to keep this girl that is completely covered in blood from beating the shit out the asshole. Turns out this is girl friend, soon to be ex I'd imagine. When the last accident occured, her side got completely T-boned and knocked her out. Now instead of telling the cops about her, the guy pushed her into the space in front of the passenger seat and threw a blanket over her! The cops found her when they were trying to move the car out of the street. She only woke up because a paramedic woke her up trying to get her out of the car. She figured out what the guy did and went balistic.
Well now I'm going to relax for a while. I'll get my car when I fucking feel like it.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes.
[Edited on Jan 29, 2005 9:25AM]