So I should really be doing my homework right now but oh well, it won't take me that long. My first week here at HSU has been amazing. I've already gotten so used to getting up butt ass early that I'm starting to forget what it feels like to wake up in the daylight. I came back to my dorm room and realized that I'd...
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rafi:
Hey, just wanted to say it was really great meeting you at the ball and hanging out afterwards. Very good times. Like I told joker_, should you guys ever find yourself anywhere around LA, definitely let me know and we shall meet up.
joker_:
Add Santa Monica to our list of places to go some day, so I can write about food 
Today is a good day. I feel very loved. Merry Christmas everyone...and I mean Merry Christmas not 'happy holidays' or 'seasons greetings' that is all bullshit.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Eat, drink and be merry.
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tamrin_rose:
That is the cutest thing ever!
joker_:
you missed this entry:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/joker_/1816216/
I think?
You read the poem in my myspace. I hope. I'm watching flatliners because I can't sleep, it is fairly scary. I've decided I don't like it.
http://suicidegirls.com/members/joker_/1816216/
I think?
You read the poem in my myspace. I hope. I'm watching flatliners because I can't sleep, it is fairly scary. I've decided I don't like it.
Inquiring minds want to know:
What happens to the body when you orgasm?
SO I looked it up.
And now for your edification and enjoyment:
The Mechanics of an Orgasm
* Your heart pumps faster and your breathing gets heavier to fuel those tensing muscles.
* Hormones such as endorphins and oxytocin are pumped round your brain and body, telling you this is fun.
*...
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What happens to the body when you orgasm?
SO I looked it up.
And now for your edification and enjoyment:
The Mechanics of an Orgasm
* Your heart pumps faster and your breathing gets heavier to fuel those tensing muscles.
* Hormones such as endorphins and oxytocin are pumped round your brain and body, telling you this is fun.
*...
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joker_:
Merry xmas and a happy, thrilling, fantastic, multi-orgasmic new year!
Was that foreshadowing?
Was that foreshadowing?
tamrin_rose:
hmmm no not at all... *blush*
Ah so many things to do, so many people to see!
I promise to write about the dream that was this past weekend but I want to do it justice so it may not happen right away.
In the meantime you should go see joker_'s blog if you are dying to know.
Love, peace and chicken grease. (sorry Caj)
I promise to write about the dream that was this past weekend but I want to do it justice so it may not happen right away.
In the meantime you should go see joker_'s blog if you are dying to know.
Love, peace and chicken grease. (sorry Caj)
joker_:
You're a bamf too?
"which wallet is that?"
"the one that says, bad ass mother ....."
Chicken grease?
"which wallet is that?"
"the one that says, bad ass mother ....."
Chicken grease?
subrosa:
I've been directed to come and say hello. Hello! You have some mighty wonderful friends.
I love sexy underwear, it is the best.
It's fun to put on for regular days when I'm just going to school or whatever because it doesn't really matter what I wear over it, I could wear a t-shirt and jeans, and I still walk around with a little extra bounce in my step.
I can feel it and know that underneath I look delicious....
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It's fun to put on for regular days when I'm just going to school or whatever because it doesn't really matter what I wear over it, I could wear a t-shirt and jeans, and I still walk around with a little extra bounce in my step.
I can feel it and know that underneath I look delicious....
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joker_:
I love your sexy underwear also.
joker_:
Go looking at the fist thread now
I had this song on the way to school this morning and it spoke to me.
Another turning point;
a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.
It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's...
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Another turning point;
a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.
It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's...
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joker_:
Green Day. Even I've heard of them.
Glad you are having the time of your life, because well, things are soon to be dramatically more fun!
Glad you are having the time of your life, because well, things are soon to be dramatically more fun!
Why do nights like last night ever have to end. I could have stayed tangled up with you forever. This time there was no wine to motivate my wondering fingers, but I wouldn't have needed it anyway. No, there was only you, me and honesty.
I can't wait to make it through the day and dance with you tonight.
Yes, there is someone new in...
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I can't wait to make it through the day and dance with you tonight.
Yes, there is someone new in...
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joker_:
I pay attention to you 
So there!
So there!
joker_:
Because you asked me, I shall tell you the whole story. Now, perhaps, it'll make me write it all.
Sooo....I turned 21 about a week ago and I'm still getting used to the whole being carded thing. I almost feel like I'm still trying to get away with something. I smile at the bouncer or bartender and I know I have this look on my face that says, "its me I swear, please let me drink."
joker_:
Late happy birthday, congrats on joining the legal drunks.
Yeah, Yeah.
Top Ten Reasons Why Life is Good
10. I did my taxes yesterday so now I can finally get a handle on scholarship applications that are due at the end of this month. Hopefully someone will think I'm worth throwing money at. If you are so inclined to donate, I like $100's and blank checks.
9. My skin is looking really good...
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Top Ten Reasons Why Life is Good
10. I did my taxes yesterday so now I can finally get a handle on scholarship applications that are due at the end of this month. Hopefully someone will think I'm worth throwing money at. If you are so inclined to donate, I like $100's and blank checks
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9. My skin is looking really good...
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2 days left of school, yay! I can't wait to be rid of calculus and chemistry, but I might be getting in A in chem which would be sweeeettt! Then Cliff is graduating so I'll be up in Sac to cheer him on...and then I'm going to see my mommy for Christmas. I haven't seen my mom since last Christmas and she hasn't seen my...
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oxy:
Evening Madam.