tally

After seeing the Burlesque show here in Tallahassee, I was so in awe. I was introduced to a whole new world. Tallahassee is basically the epitome of HELL and we never have much excitement and we definetly don't have anything remotely as amazing as the SuicideGirls. Basically I am surrounded by Greek Life (sorostitutes and fratfuckers), so seeing what I would describe as live art, beautifully pierced and tattooed girls was an awesome treat. I wasn't sure which girls were going to be in the show, so as they mingled amongst the crowd and played pool, I wasn't 100% sure who they were (or if they were even a suicide girl, because when interesting shows do visist Tallahassee all of the "freaks" come out to play, but I did admire them from a distance. Once the show began I developed a permi-grin and was totally fascinated by the performance, my life was forever changed. Meeting the girls after the show, although I was quite intoxicated by that point was utterly charming and wonderful. However, I was saddened that my friend wasn't able to make the show. Thus, the day after we quickly began making plans to see a show close by so that she could witness the wonders that I did. Unfortunately, she was unable to go after we arranged our schedules, that is the plans that the three of us had made, two of us had already seen the show, so we decided to go any ways and last minute another friend decided she would go. Hence, last night we drove to the Gainesville show, which was in a much bigger club and the audience turn out was a lot better, but because of that we didn't really get to see the show. Although, we did make sure our short friend, who had not seen the show, had a high place to experience the pleasure from. We on the other hand had to battle the tightly squeezed crowd. I was a bad girl, I was shoved by some drunk dude, so shoved his ass back and he fell into the crowd and next thing I know he's in my grill again and spilling beer on me, so I knocked him side the head and he went to punch me and some guy in the crowd grabbed his arm and then security had him in custody. But he wasn't the only one I had to deal with, the entire time so guy kept pressing his fucking penis in my ass, I was not happy about that, and then there was this drunk annoying girl to myleft that kept bouncing up and down and touching me and saying dumb things. The highlight though was this short drunk girl that came pushing through the crowd and pushed me and I was like excuse me and she said "I'm trying to get to the front of the stage!" and my reply was "Aren't we all, and NO you aren't getting in front of me." This pissed her off, but I didn't relent in letting her past me, so minutes later she was said "if you can name the singer of this song....blah blah blah" and I respond with whatever shut the fuck up. Then I heard her tell some guy "I know them." and he asked her what the girls names were and she said "they change their names every week." I have never laughed so hard in my life, she didn't like my laughing so she left. Wow, what an interesting night, and I really didn't get to see much of the show because I'm a little on the short side myself, but I did see most of the skit with the whipped cream and chocolate...very nice! The highlight of the evening was just getting to talk to the girls, they are all so alluring and sweet. I wish them the best of luck with their tour and may the have better venues to perform at...this one was not set up very well, and why the hell were their tarpes??? Well, we got back to our HELL at like 5am and I slept like all day, I was extremely tired, but it was well worth it. I suggest to all that they make plans to see this show of art. Ok, time to resume studying, grrrrrrrr, no fun!