tallguy

Didnt you spend the weekend with your lady? Sexually frusterated already? You must be really bored. Ummm...you could paint yer nails...or reorganize yer CD's..or masterbate.

I cant masterbate! Isn't that the most tragic thing youve ever heard? It's like trying to tickle yourself - it tickles, but not enough to make you laugh. Oh well, keeps the boy busy.

I wish it was cold here. Im sick of California winters. I want snow and scarves and rosy cheeked women. Last night we walked our dogs at midnight. There was a warm breeze blowing...