takora

Ok. You have to let me know how this turns out, Mr. Takora. I don't want to be buying peanut butter at Safeway and see a headline in the tabloids saying "Man dies like salted slug!" because you took on more than humanly possible. However, I'm actually starting to believe you really can do it. One more stipulation to the rules: crackers can't be "unsalted" and they must be chewed before swallowed... just so you know.

*awaiting outcome with eager anticipation*

Until tomorrow. Best of luck Mr. Takora!