What the hell does everyone do to the Netflix movies they get? You fuckers. Another one that won't play! Grrrr. This is the second one this month that looks like somebody put vaseline on their hands, ate a bag of cheetos, and then played patty-cakes with the damn thing.
So here I am cleaning DVD's for Netflix. Anybody else clean these urinals-cakes called Netflix movies? Why don't they invest in a machine that does that? After every use. Fucking clean it. Can't be that difficult.
Two different uses of the word cakes in this blog, neither one has to do with baked goods. Maybe people make cakes, put their hands in the batter, then they go finger up DVD's because they are pissed off that everything in their life is perfect.
Three different cakes. One. Two. Three. Muahahaha.
I love beer. Especially beer made by St. Bernardus. So much so, that everytime I know it's in the house I create scenarios in which I feel the need to calm myself down by having one. ....like right now. I have 8 bombers in the house right now. I have a feeling, my life is going to be a complete shit storm until about the end of the weekend. Salud!
So here I am cleaning DVD's for Netflix. Anybody else clean these urinals-cakes called Netflix movies? Why don't they invest in a machine that does that? After every use. Fucking clean it. Can't be that difficult.
Two different uses of the word cakes in this blog, neither one has to do with baked goods. Maybe people make cakes, put their hands in the batter, then they go finger up DVD's because they are pissed off that everything in their life is perfect.
Three different cakes. One. Two. Three. Muahahaha.
I love beer. Especially beer made by St. Bernardus. So much so, that everytime I know it's in the house I create scenarios in which I feel the need to calm myself down by having one. ....like right now. I have 8 bombers in the house right now. I have a feeling, my life is going to be a complete shit storm until about the end of the weekend. Salud!