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I get bored with the new girls. I "try." Whatever that means. ...and I don't. I must be an old fuck. I get excited when Wendy posts a new blog. I do. Then I think "time to leave.". ....but what do my old ass eyes surmise? A new Sawa set in MR!!!!! My heart speeds up!!! Goes a-flutter!! Sawa!!!!!!

Tomorrow my girl and I find...
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I used to be in love with a lesbian. Not for a while. A long time. She was my first love. My first kiss. How does one reconcile that? I mean officially? Listen to Ani Difranco and go play a softball game? Wear plaid and cry during Ellen?

I miss her. She just had a kid. She went and picked out sperm with her lover....
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- I would have to be entirely delusional to think that people read this --- so this is most likely just a personal statement. A recent scroll of thoughts that passed me by... I remember the excitement of SG. When people had to wonder what vegan was. ...When tattoo's on a girl meant they were "no good." ...and piercings? what was she thinking!??!! I was...
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This blog is just a mess. Overall it could be said that a slightly into the near future Miley Cyrus is my blog whisperer.

Anybody play Original Gangstaz on your iPhone time stealing portal?

What the hell does everyone do to the Netflix movies they get? You fuckers. Another one that won't play! Grrrr. This is the second one this month that looks like somebody put vaseline on their hands, ate a bag of cheetos, and then played patty-cakes with the damn thing.

So here I am cleaning DVD's for Netflix. Anybody else clean these urinals-cakes called Netflix movies?...
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I sound like a straight-up weirdo in that last blog. Seriously, I don't recognize myself. Maybe it's because I caught some guy jerking off to me jerking off? That seems like enough. Right?

I am currently listening to Kush by Dizzy Gillespie. Loud. As hell. 4:23 am needs some kush.. Think there was kush weed around when he wrote that? What's kush weed? Here's a...
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Two jerk-off stories:

1. I was pounding the nail in the other night. I keep hearing a noise behind me. I look. I see nothing. I was sitting in a well-lit room. Curtains were kind of drawn. It's dark out. About 3 am after a long day. The new set by Sawa molesting me. Pants down. Sound. I turn my head. Nothing. Sawa. Oh, God...
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Swine flu came to wrangle me closer to the keepers eye. I was in and out of sleep for three straight days. Five days after the initial feeling of sickness I am finally starting to move and eat again. During the first three days I kept waking randomly to my neighbor practicing trumpet. I wondered if his name was Gabriel. I wondered if it was...
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I have a man crush. Marc Maron, is a new hero of mine.

I felt embarrassed while watch this video:



I don't know why I felt embarrassed, but I think you should feel that way too. Everybody involved should. Creators and spectators alike. Oh man.

- I just put in my two weeks in at a job that I worked at for over 4 years. I've been thinking of quitting for 4 years. How does that much time pass? Really? It frightens me to think that I need to be so comfortable with my surroundings that I'll choose to do something I don't want to for 4 years. Maybe I...
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