First off, a friend on the board I moderate made this, or at least modified it slightly. I feel like sharing this. Keep the kiddies away from this link, btw.
http://people.freenet.de/siebendx/schild.swf?namee=/i%20love%20jpo
I had a rough day yesterday. It was a day of excess to say the least. We went tubing down the Otter Tail river and we brought enough alcohol for a small Russian army. Someone also decided (read: not me) that we should bring some Jag down too. This fueled some of my strangest drunken antics possibly of my life.
* I had enough sunscreen on to look like Michael Jackson but my arm still got burned
* Drank half a bottle of luke-warm jag in on pull. That sucked. Never again.
* I develop either an irish or a pirate accent while extremely intoxicated and tubing
* Hit on a 65 year old grandma at the sandbar after she took a beer-bong (i later invited her to run away with me so we could spend her social security checks together)
* Fell off the tube and cut my legs, hands, and back up pretty badly since I was "free-form swiming" (my term for why i was swiming in place instead of catching up to the group)
* I cut myself off from drinking any more after I couldn't hold onto my beer.
* Sang and clapped "Deep in the heart of Texas" to the guy collecting our tubes for reasons that i forget now
* Walked up to a hippie couple having sex on their car in the parking lot and demanded to be tagged in by the guy (i believe i may have said "quit bogarting the chick! pass that shit!).
ASIDE: funny story though, we stopped in detroit lakes for some food and the same highway patrolman that pulled us over had those two in his car
* Tripped over a highway patrolman's car after we were pulled over to check if Sam (our driver that hadn't drank for 3 hours) was sober. Sam gave me his id since the cop walked over to my side and i dropped it under the seat. I grabbed it when he walked back to his car and i kept walking over to him despite the fact he kept saying "stay where you are!" Tripped over his car while walking back to Sam's car.
My wounds suggest I went through the stigmata last night. I was drunk for 4 hours after stopping drinking. No blacking out. I'm taking it easy for a while.
http://people.freenet.de/siebendx/schild.swf?namee=/i%20love%20jpo
I had a rough day yesterday. It was a day of excess to say the least. We went tubing down the Otter Tail river and we brought enough alcohol for a small Russian army. Someone also decided (read: not me) that we should bring some Jag down too. This fueled some of my strangest drunken antics possibly of my life.
* I had enough sunscreen on to look like Michael Jackson but my arm still got burned
* Drank half a bottle of luke-warm jag in on pull. That sucked. Never again.
* I develop either an irish or a pirate accent while extremely intoxicated and tubing
* Hit on a 65 year old grandma at the sandbar after she took a beer-bong (i later invited her to run away with me so we could spend her social security checks together)
* Fell off the tube and cut my legs, hands, and back up pretty badly since I was "free-form swiming" (my term for why i was swiming in place instead of catching up to the group)
* I cut myself off from drinking any more after I couldn't hold onto my beer.
* Sang and clapped "Deep in the heart of Texas" to the guy collecting our tubes for reasons that i forget now
* Walked up to a hippie couple having sex on their car in the parking lot and demanded to be tagged in by the guy (i believe i may have said "quit bogarting the chick! pass that shit!).
ASIDE: funny story though, we stopped in detroit lakes for some food and the same highway patrolman that pulled us over had those two in his car
* Tripped over a highway patrolman's car after we were pulled over to check if Sam (our driver that hadn't drank for 3 hours) was sober. Sam gave me his id since the cop walked over to my side and i dropped it under the seat. I grabbed it when he walked back to his car and i kept walking over to him despite the fact he kept saying "stay where you are!" Tripped over his car while walking back to Sam's car.
My wounds suggest I went through the stigmata last night. I was drunk for 4 hours after stopping drinking. No blacking out. I'm taking it easy for a while.
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Second it was a little less than a quarter of the bottle at best, and I drank more of it than you did that day.
Third, you only started the accent because I was going off in mine.
And finally, that was fucking hilarious both times you fell off you tube and nearly drowned. I wish I had a camera.
BTW, the Jag was all my idea thank you very much.