Fuck this slow-ass dial-up shit!!!
Fuck Verizon DSL for being a shitty broadband service!!!
Fuck Earthlink for taking forever to add their DSL signal to my line and to send me my new modem!!!
and while we're at it: Fuck DSL!!!
I miss you Comcast cable...
You were lightning fast, reliable, AND you smelled good and were nice to my friends. I love you and...
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