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Tuesday Mar 30, 2010

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continuing coverage in the 2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

we are down to the sweet 16 and things are starting to get interesting! we have a couple of first timers going very far and a cinderella story as well.

your winners...
Alex impeaches Dick Cheney
O-Ren Ishii edges Colt
Dexter Morgan outfoxes Joker
Nurse Ratched defeats Tommy DeVito
Hannibal Lector puts down Middle Eye
Max Cady defeats Derek Vinyard
Otis Driftwood over GoGo Yubari
Colonel Hans Landa hunts down Angel Eyes

moving right along...

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winner of the fight
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits


1. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York vs. Lord Humongous - The Road Warrior

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Bill the Butcher

the defending champ faces his biggest challenge, literally, in Mr. Humongous. he will need every move in his arsenal to advance to the next round.

Lord Humongous

his silver tongue wont work on Bill, he will have to rely on brute force. im sure he can handle that.



2. Stansfield - Leon vs. Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Stansfield

its hard to say whos crazier in this match. stansfield isnt the fighter Knox is but hes cunning and willing to go all the way.

Mickey Knox

Mickey will stick to his usual M.O. here.



3. Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects vs. Ivan Drago - Rocky IV

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Captain Spaulding

having knocked out a number one seed in the previous round, the Captain has already changed the face of the tournament for this year. these two heavy hitters are going to put the hurt on each other.

Ivan Drago

he may have been a RRMVIT virgin before this year but you wouldnt know it watching him. hes cutting through the competition like a veteran.



4. Anton Chigurh - No Country For Old Men vs. Ozymandias - Watchmen

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Anton Chigurh

the loony with the mongoloid haircut has a pretty tall order in front of him. will his fearlessness be enough to move on?

Ozymandias

theres been rumblings that this might be Ozys year. we shall see.



5. Alex - A Clockwork Orange vs. O-Ren Ishii - Kill Bill

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Alex

the crowd favorite can make it to a record 4th final 4 but he has to go through two more opponents starting with one of the toughest ladies ever.

O-Ren Ishii

O-Ren has been the most successful female in the tournament over the years but has never advanced past this round. will her luck change here?



6. Dexter Morgan - Dexter vs. Nurse Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Dexter Morgan

the prince of precision has some experience against crazy ass nurses. his first victim was one.

Nurse Ratched

her cinderella story continues. but with an opponent like Dexter, the fat lady might be clearing her throat.



7. Hannibal Lector - Silence of the Lambs vs. Max Cady - Cape Fear

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Hannibal Lector

these two are about as different as night and day. Cady has the edge in strength while Lector has the edge in brains by a mile. he will probably also be offended by Cadys antics.

Max Cady

the best thing Max can do is to choke the old bastard before he gets a chance to open his mouth.



8. Otis B. Driftwood - The Devil's Rejects vs. Colonel Hans Landa - Inglourious Basterds

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Otis B. Driftwood

much like the above match, one has the brains and one has the brawn. can you guess which is which?

Colonel Hans Landa

you know whats scary? as fucked up as Otis is, i think Landa might be more fucked up. at least Otis knows something about loyalty.



alright folks, keep on voting!

AND, as is tradition, in addition to your four quarterfinal matches, we will have a small 3 round tournament beginning with the next set of matches. in the past we have had the super-heavyweight tournament (won by the balrog) and last years team tournament (won by the unlikely duo of Gollum and Iggy Pop). as for what this years side attraction will be, well, youll have to wait to see. but ill give you a hint. if youve been keeping up with this for a few years, youll see some old faces...

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
halfjack:
1. bill
2. Stansfield. Tough one though. It'll get bloody.
3. Drago. What is that red building thing in front of his left leg?
4. Ozy. I fear and hate him more than all the others.
5. O-Ren
6. Dexter.
7. Hannibal. Damn.
8. Hans, unfortunately. I hate those smart people!
Apr 3, 2010
halfjack:
Also, I'd still wanna hear the retard's advice, unless he had ever had a ponytail.
Apr 3, 2010

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