Tuesday Mar 23, 2010

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continuing coverage in the 2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament! a major elimination occurred this time and after having the same 4 guys advance to the final four the last 2 years, we know now that one of those 4 will not be making a third consecutive appearance.

your winners...
Bill the Butcher edges Boris the Blade
Lord Humongous crushes Captain Vidal
Stansfield over Alex Forrest
Mickey Knox defeats Pamela Voorhees
Captain Spaulding upsets Mr. Joshua
Ivan Drago breaks Mr. Blonde
Anton Chigurh over Mallory Knox
Ozymandias puts down Mola Ram

moving on to the next round...

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winner of the fight
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits


1. Alex - A Clockwork Orange vs. Dick Cheney - W

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Alex

the perennial underdog can move one step closer to finally winning the title with a win over the old cocksucker.

Dick Cheny

as evil as Alex is, he aint got shit on Dick



2. O-Ren Ishii - Kill Bill vs. Colt - Return of the Dragon

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O-Ren Ishii

shes a trained killer. her only weakness is her overconfidence.

Colt

in terms of fighting ability and an even matchup, this is the match of the set here.



3. Joker - Batman vs. Dexter Morgan - Dexter

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Joker

honestly, i think Joker would have a bit of a boycrush on Dexter but you can never tell what the crazy bastard will do.

Dexter Morgan

the pre-match banter between these two would be fucking golden.



4. Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas vs. Nurse Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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Tommy DeVito

if anger issues were nickels, this guy would have a shit load of nickels

Nurse Ratched

earning the biggest upset of the first round, the nurse will try to continue her cinderella story.



5. Hannibal Lector - Silence of the Lambs vs. Middle Eye - Apocalypto

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Hannibal Lector

the icon has a pretty big roadblock in the way towards a second title in three years ahead of him.

Middle Eye

Lector has the edge in brains but this guy is purely a savage driven by the animal brain.



6. Derek Vinyard - American History X vs. Max Cady - Cape Fear

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Derek Vinyard

if he can unleash the curb-stomp, this one is over.

Max Cady

ive said this about many other matches and its true here as well, this will be ugly.



7. GoGo Yubari - Kill Bill vs. Otis Driftwood - The Devil's Rejects

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GoGo Yubari

i dont know about Otis but she can kick my ass any day of the week. love

Otis Driftwood

win, lose or draw, Otis will just have a blast here.



8. Angel Eyes - Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. vs. Colonel Hans Landa - Inglourious Basterds

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Angel Eyes

he always follows a job through. thats all Landa is to him. another job.

Colonel Hans Landa

the movie title refers to the jewish nazi-killin' group but if there ever was a bastard, its this guy. still, he has the survival instincts of a cockroach.



alright folks, keep on voting!

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
treblah:
alex. hands fucking down.
o-ren
shiiiiiit. i'm gonna have to go joker. sorry dex!
nurse ratched! hehe
lector
vinyard
otis
hans
deceptiviewfilm:
Dick Cheney simply because he would do something pre fight to turn the tide.

O-Ren Rishii

I think Joker. because if you go by Dexter's cold the Joker may not be guilty.

Derek Vinyard

Otis

Colonel Hans Landa the cheney principle again on this.

Tommy Devito

And the guy from apocalypto

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