Saturday Mar 20, 2010

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continuing coverage in the 2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament! round 1 is in the books. your last 8 to move on to the next round...

Hannibal Lector moves past Colonel Stinkmeaner
Middle Eye defeats Seth Gecko
Derek Vinyard over Sheriff Will Teasle
Max Cady KOs Bald Bull
GoGo Yubari crushes Miguel Prado
Otis Driftwood edges Lee Woo-jin
Angel Eyes shuts down T-Bag
Colonel Hans Landa hunts down Jame Gumb

moving on to the next round...

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winner of the fight
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits


1. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York vs. Boris the Blade - Snatch.

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Bill the Butcher

the champ can move on to the next round but he has to go through his fellow alliterative assassin.

Boris the Blade

these two heavy hitters are going to put the hurt on each other.



2. Captain Vidal - El laberinto del fauno vs. Lord Humongous - The Road Warrior

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Captain Vidal

hes a sick fuck and hes going to need it here.

Lord Humongous

if he cant talk Vidal into walking away, he might just have to beat the bejeezus out of him.



3. Stansfield - Leon vs. Alex Forrest - Fatal Attraction

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Stansfield

i frankly dont know what to make of this one.

Alex Forrest

ive said this before. i just hope these two dont breed.



4. Pamela Voorhees - Friday the 13th vs. Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers!

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Pamela Voorhees

theres plenty of crazy to go around in this match.

Mickey Knox

i have a feeling ol' Mickey might feel a bit bad about having to fight Pamela. youd think theyd get along pretty well.



5. Mr. Joshua - Lethal Weapon vs. Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects

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Mr. Joshua

the teeth from hell have the work cut out for them here. hes a better trained fighter but it wont be easy.

Captain Spaulding

he may lack the finesse that Joshua has but hes a berserker.



6. Mr. Blonde - Reservoir Dogs vs. Ivan Drago - Rocky IV

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Mr. Blonde

he sure as hell isnt the boxer Drago is but hes undeniably crazier and sicker.

Ivan Drago

hed best try and end this early or hes fucked.



7. Mallory Knox - Natural Born Killers vs. Anton Chigurh - No Country For Old Men

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Mallory Knox

i dont know if her charms will work on Anton. she might have to just stick with trying to rip his throat out.

Anton Chigurh

he likes to be in control but Mallory wont play that shit. if he underestimates her, hes toast.



8. Mola Ram - Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom vs. Ozymandias - Watchmen

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Mola Ram

another bizarre matchup here. he will have to be quick to use his finisher against his opponent.

Ozymandias

the smartest man in the world better not look past Ram.



alright folks, keep on voting!

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
applejugs:
1 Bill the Butcher (best banter ever)
2 Lord Humongous
3 Stansfield
4 Mickey Knox
5 Mr. Joshua (both are gonna lose some teeth)
6 Ivan Drago
7 Anton Chigurh
8 Ozymandias
dose:
Bill - Without weapons Boris is kind of a coward. Bad ass russian or not.
Humongous
Stansfield
Mickey Knox
Spaulding
Drago
Anton
Mola Ram - Ozy is too fucking talky

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