Thursday Mar 11, 2010

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ive been dragging my feet a bit, but nonetheless here is your coverage in the 2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

your winners...
Mr. Joshua destroys Mr. Burns
Captain Spaulding cuts down MacBeth
Mr. Blonde slams Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
Ivan Drago breaks Annie Wilkes
Mallory Knox defeats Travis Bickle (i broke the tie on this one)
Anton Chigurh defeats Daniel Plainview (tiebreaker here as well)
Mola Ram upends Jack Torrance
Ozymandias crushes Commodus

moving along...

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winner of the fight
2. no weapons allowed, only fists and wits.

1. Alex - A Clockwork Orange vs. Percy Wetmore - The Green Mile

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Alex

year in and year out Alex makes a great showing only to come up short in the end. perhaps this year he can turn that around.

Percy Wetmore

yeah, hes pretty much fucked.




2. Dick Cheney - W vs. Patrick Bateman - American Psycho

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Dick Cheney

he may be old but hes also evil incarnate. if this guy would shoot his friend in the face imagine what hes capable of.

Patrick Bateman

ya know, these two might actually hit it off.



3. O-Ren Ishii - Kill Bill vs. Tony Montana - Scarface

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O-Ren Ishii

back after a year absence is one tough ass lady.

Tony Montana

guess what he would spend the purse on if he won?



4. Colt - Return of the Dragon vs. Col. Kurtz - Apocalypse Now

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Colt

last year he got beat by a dog which is understandably worse than losing to bruce lee. thankfully all he has to worry here is an old fat guy.

Col. Kurtz

we dont really know what hes capable of, just that he won the respect and fear of a lot of people.




5. Joker - Batman vs. Baby Firefly - The Devil's Rejects

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Joker

come to think of it, these two might get along well too.

Baby Firefly

pray they dont breed.



6. Dexter Morgan - Dexter vs. Frederick Sykes - The Fugitive

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Dexter Morgan

yes, i know hes the protagonist and all and yes he only kills bad people but the key here is hes a MASS MURDERER.

Frederick Sykes

one legged people are at a disadvantage in an ass-kicking contest. does only having one arm hinder you this way?



7. Tyler Durden - Fight Club vs. Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas

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Tyler Durden

everybodys favorite terrorist is back for another run.

Tommy DeVito

considering how much damage these two can dish out and take, this will be a bloodbath.



8. Bill - Kill Bill vs. Nurse Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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Bill

hes got experience smacking women around. this should be easy.

Nurse Ractched

she may lack the physical prowess but when it comes to sheer cuntiness, this lady is the queen.



theres the next batch. dont forget to vote you fuckers. the totals have been a bit down.

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
tiger_fodder:
1. Alex (the best name on the list)
2. Cheney because he is real evil...not just movie evil
3. O-Ren because Tony is a pussy
4. Kurtz, <shudder>
5. Baby Firefly. Joker is an overhyped loser.
6. Dexter because we all like him and want him to keep killing
7. Tommy. Are you calling me a clown?
8. Nurse Ratched is almost as scary as Dick Cheney
pip:
Nurse Ratchet
Tyler - even though he's imaginary
Dexter
Firefly - just because I hate all the Heath-gasm assholes.
Kutz
O-Ren Ishii
Cheney
Alex, always Alex

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