Friday Mar 05, 2010

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continuing coverage in the 2010 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

after last year in which the female competitors had an off year, the ladies seem to be off to a fantastic start here, going 2-0 with a couple of big upsets. your results...

Bill the Butcher bitchslaps Glenn Beck
Boris the Blade cuts down Marsellus Wallce
Captain Vidal bankrupts Ted Dibiase
Lord Humongous shanks Vernon Schillinger
Stansfield puts down Cujo
Alex Forrest upsets Wah Sing Ku
Pamela Voorhees takes out Francis Begbie
Mickey Knox usurps Edward I

moving along...

rules are same as always
1. you pick who would win the fight
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits.

1. Mr. Joshua - Lethal Weapon vs. Mr. Burns - The Simpsons

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Mr. Joshua

one of the scariest competitors year in and year out, he might just bite a nose off or something.

Mr. Burns

lets be honest, the best he can hope for is that its over quickly.



2. Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects vs. MacBeth - MacBeth

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Captain Spaulding

as if being a clown isnt creepy enough, hes also built like goliath. this heavy hitter can do a lot of damage.

MacBeth

the classic tragic hero has a tall order here but if he can deal with that crazy ass wife of his, this is definitely doable.



3. Mr. Blonde - Reservoir Dogs vs. Sheriff John Quincy Wydell - The Devil's Rejects

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Mr. Blonde

after an first round loss last year, the non-blonde Blonde looks to return to his winning ways.

Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

you have to be a real piece of work to be opposite the Firefly clan and still make the tournament.



4. Ivan Drago - Rocky IV vs. Annie Wilkes - Misery

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Ivan Drago

admittedly as far as blackness of souls go, Ivan aint that bad. still, he did kill apollo creed. cant let that slide.

Annie Wilkes

fangirl insanity taken to its extreme logical conclusion brings us this specimen.



5. Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver vs. Mallory Knox - Natural Born Killers

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Travis Bickle

its been suggested to me that Travis isnt really a villain and while i dont necessarily agree with that, i cant disagree with it entirely. i will say its really difficult not to like the guy.

Mallory Knox

can the other half of the Knox family advance to the second round, too?



6. Anton Chigurh - No Country For Old Men vs. Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood

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Anton Chigurh

its really hard to not get behind a guy with a haircut like that.

Daniel Plainview

this guy is the perfect storm of evil. a lack of conscience, fairly sturdy build and the petulance of a spoiled child.



7. Mola Ram - Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom vs. Jack Torrance - The Shining

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Mola Ram

last years cinderella story will try to rekindle some of the magic that took him to the Sweet 16 round last year.

Jack Torrance

another crowd pleaser here, Jack is back in action to try and go for the gold.



8. Ozymandias - Watchmen vs. Commodus - Gladiator

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Ozymandias

aside from being the self proclaimed smartest man in the world, homeboy has got some moves to, easily able to take on multiple opponents with ease.

Commodus

while he is most definitely overmatched, you have to figure the little bastard will have something up his sleeve.



well, theres block 2. so go ahead and vote and dont forget you can vote here or on facebook. or both if it suits you. until next time...

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treblah:
Joshua
Spaulding
Blonde
Drago
Knox
Chigurh
Torrance
Ozymandias
sjofn_:
nope that does not make you a dork, thank you it feels good to have some one say other things about me ,,haha

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