we are now down to the championship finals in the
2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament! course before we get to that we have our results to report as well as a few extra matches.
your winners..
Hannibal Lector defeats Mr. Joshua
Bill the Butcher over Alex
Gollum & Iggy Pop upset Mickey & Mallory Knox
The Devil's Rejects defeat the Holocene Warriors (tiebreaker)
guess i gotta say this one more time this year...
rules are the same as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits
on to the matches...
Horror vs. Sci-Fi Challenge
1. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees & Michael Myers vs. The Predator, the Alien & the Terminator
Battle of Bad Movie Bollides
2. The Asteroid - Armageddon vs. The Comet - Deep Impact
SPOILERS! (Click to view)The Asteroid
The Comet
Analysis: okay, heres how it works, using zero-point technology we are going to aim these fuckers for each other and see what happens on the Hubble Telescope. should be cool even if both of these movies made me lose brain points. at least
Deep Impact didnt have Ben Affleck and his giant head which could take both of these competitors. i dont know why they didnt think of that in
Armageddon.
Demoliton Derby
3. Stuntman Mike and his '69 Charger - Deathproof vs. Christine - Christine
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Stuntman Mike
Christine
Analysis: this could be over in 30 seconds or really interesting depending on Mike. Christine can repair herself but Mike might charm her tires off.
Karma is a Bitch
4. Mike Vick - NFL vs. Cujo - Cujo
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Mike Vick
Cujo
Analysis: its a good thing for Vick he has some experience killing dogs. hes going to need it. Cujo is still pissed about losing in the tourney.
Super-Heavyweight Rumble
5. Sin - Final Fantasy X vs. The Cloverfield Monster - Cloverfield
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Sin
Cloverfield Monster
Analysis: here via closed circuit camera in Svalbard we are going to release these two behemoths at each other and see which is left standing.
Axis of Evil Tournament Final
6. Gollum & Iggy Pop vs. Otis B. Driftwood & Baby Firefly - The Devil's Rejects
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Two Skinny White Dudes
these two came in as an alternate and managed to sneak past their first two opponents to get to the finals. will they pull off the upset of the century or or is the fat lady singing?
The Devil's Rejects
the Rejects are cashing in on the
Freebird Rule here to change up their lineup for the night. whether its Otis and the Captain, Otis and Baby, it doesnt mater, these fuckers are dangerous.
Old School vs. New School
7. Emperor Palpatine - Star Wars Saga vs. Sylar - Heroes
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Emperor Palpatine
Sylar
Analysis: Palpatine was the 2006 RRMVIT winner and a legend of villain competition. Sylar is a newbie here but has the ability to look eye to eye with Palpatine. they both can throw lightning, they both have telekenesis. both have the same achilles heel, overconfidence. Sylar undoubtedly is much better looking. this will be fun.
2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament Finals
8. Hannibal Lector - Silence of the Lambs vs. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Hannibal Lector
Vader couldnt do it. Palpatine couldnt do it. nobody has ever repeated as champion. will Lector be the one to say that he did? we will see.
Bill the Butcher
the Butcher has come a long way since a highly questionable loss in his first RRMVIT. here he is in the finals against the defending champion.
Analysis: who is going to be? the cannibal or the butcher? Lectors mind games wont work on Bill and Lector wont be intimidated by Bill. this could go either way.
there you have it. thanks to all for voting and continuing to make this fun for me. now get in there and vote and lets finish this thing!
