Monday Mar 30, 2009

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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

well, we are down to eight, now. here are your winners!

Hannibal Lector outfoxes Joker
Ozymandias defeats Dexter Morgan
Mr. Joshua survives Mickey Knox
Boris the Blade crushes Otis Driftwood
Alex defeats Captain Vidal
Mola Ram overcomes Stansfield
Bill the Butcher destroys Max Cady
Bill defeats Anton Chigurh

in addition to our 4 quarterfinal matches we are also going to have the first four Axis of Evil Team Competition matches. dont worry, it works the same way, except its two on two.

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, only fists and wits

here are your matches!

1. Hannibal Lector - Silence of the Lambs vs. Ozymandias - Watchmen

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Hannibal Lector


Ozymandias


Analysis: whats it going to be? is the cagey veteran and defending champion going to roll over his opponent or will the RRMVIT rookie and self proclaimed, "smartest man in the world," end Lectors hopes of repeating as champion?



2. Mr. Joshua - Lethal Weapon vs. Boris the Blade - Snatch.

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Mr. Joshua


Boris the Blade


Analysis: #1 seed Mr. Joshua has had a tough road to get here and its not getting any easier with Boris in his path. his win over Knox was testament to his staying power. Meanwhile Boris, a dark horse of sorts pulled off a huge win over perennial winner Otis Driftwood to get here.



3. Alex - A Clockwork Orange vs. Mola Ram - Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom

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Alex


Mola Ram


Analysis: frankly, im surprised Ram has made it this far. he is for sure the biggest surprise of the year. surprise that is in that he was a 14th seed. what was i thinking seeding an old, fat, out of shape indian guy with one move that low, really? i dunno. in any case, he is facing his biggest challenge yet in the peoples champ, Alex.



4. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York vs. Bill - Kill Bill

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Bill the Butcher


Bill


Analysis: we got the "Battle of the Bills," here. the pre-match staredown will surely drop the temperature a few degrees. talk about intensity. though Bill is much better trained than the Butcher, his opponents knowledge of anatomy comes in handy when looking for a finishing touch. theyre about dead even.



Axis of Evil Team Competition

5. Mickey & Mallory Knox - Natural Born Killers vs. Stan Gable & Ogre - Revenge of the Nerds

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Natural Born Killers


the Alpha Betas



Analysis: the ABs may be big, but frankly, theyre fucked.



6. Vince Vega & Jules Winfield - Pulp Fiction vs. Bill & Budd - Kill Bill Gollum & Iggy Pop

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Vince Vega & Jules Winfield


Two Skinny White Dudes



Analysis: see its like this. this should have been a battle of Tarrantino villain duos but Bill & Budd were removed from the tournament since Bill is still in the main tournament. so, taking their place is last minute replacement team, weighing in at a combined total of 146 lbs, Gollum & Iggy Pop.



7. Seth & Richie Gecko - From Dusk 'Til Dawn vs. Middle Eye & Zero Wolf - Apocalypto

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the Gecko Brothers


The Holocene Warriors


Analysis: this is probably the match of the round here. its just about a dead heat.



8. Otis B. Driftwood & Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects vs. Uli & Franz - The Big Lebowski

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The Devil's Rejects


The Nihilists


Analysis: if the Nihilists cant take two fat middle aged guys (well, really one) they might be in deep shit here.



well, there you have it. not too long to go. so get in there and vote!

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
pip:
Ozymandias The logic behind Ozy winning is very true.
Boris
Alex Cinderella it's midnight.
Bill the Butcher


Mickey and Mallory. You know she'd fuck one of them too before they died.
Gollum and Iggy. They are indestructible, except to lava.
The Holocene Warriors
The Devil's Rejects
dose:
Ozy - Sorry, time for lector to go
Boris - What can i say, we're hard to kill. Bastard chopped his own arm off in 24 for fucks sake and kept going!
Alex - again, time for another favorite to get the fuck out already
Bill the Butcher - was that a serious question?

Mickey and Mallory - no contest
Iggy and Gollum - they may look somewhat the same, but hi. Iggy is kinda fucking ripped and lets not get started on his past
Holocene Warriors - Sorry Geckos
Otis and Spaulding - Tootie fucking Fruiti!

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