Wednesday Mar 18, 2009

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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

block 3 winners...
Mr. Joshua chomps Hans Gruber
Frank Booth defeats Detective Scagnetti
Middle Eye edges Annie Wilkes
Mickey Knox destroys Vincent
Boris the Blade sinks Tony Soprano
Cujo upsets Colt
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell over Clarrence Boddicker
Otis B. Driftwood crushes Johnny Lawrence

by the way, those of you who add editorials along with your votes telling me why you voted for them, i love that shit. keep doing it. i enjoy the commentary.

rules are same as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, only fists and wits

last first round matches coming.....NOW!

(and dont blink, you ARE seeing double...a few times)

1. Bill the Butcher - Gangs of New York vs. Carter Burke - Aliens

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Bill the Butcher

the man, the myth, the mustache.

Carter Burke

kind of an abject coward. if hes smart, he will tuck his tail and run like fuck.



2. Patrick Bateman - American Psycho vs. Jack Torrance - The Shining

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Patrick Bateman

pats going to try to finish this one quick. he has to return some videotapes.

Jack Torrance

wild and unpredictable. whatever happens, this is going to be real fuckin ugly.



3. Max Cady - Cape Fear vs. Mallory Knox - Natural Born Killers

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Max Cady

a truly disgusting individual, cady will look to eliminate mallory from the tournament two straight years.

Mallory Knox

mallory, making evil look hot for 10+ years



4. Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver vs. Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Travis Bickle

a bit more crazy than evil, but its a LOT of crazy.

Daniel Plainview

kickin ass, takin names and drinkin milkshakes.



5. Anton Chigurh - No Country For Old Men vs. Keyser Soze - The Usual Suspects

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Anton Chigurh

for the D&D nerds if this guy were a character hed likely be chaotic neutral. am i right?

Keyser Soze

draped in mystery...we may not see him in action but a lot of motherfuckers are scared shitless of him.



6. Wah Sing Ku - Lethal Weapon IV vs. John Doe - Se7en

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Wah Sing Ku

ive said it before, ill say it again. DONT FUCK WITH THE TRIAD.

John Doe

he may be a self righteous prick but hes also fearless and calculating.



7. Francis Begbie - Trainspotting vs. Jame Gumb - Silence of the Lambs

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Francis Begbie

normally one would laugh at a dude named Francis. this is an occasion where you should probably just let it go.

Jame Gumb

"wait...was she a great big fat person?" i LOVE that line.



8. Bill - Kill Bill vs. Hedy Carlson - Single White Female

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Bill

theres still quite a bit of life in these old bones.

Hedy Carlson

kinda makes me sad....ive had a crush on the actress longer than some of you have been alive. she will have to keep her wits about her. bill has no qualms with hurting women.



well, after this is round 2, so get to voting!

VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
antisco:
1. Bill
2. Jack
3. Max
4. Travis - First American movie I ever saw.
5. Anton - movie sucked, but he was pretty tits.
6. John - he was so cuddly!
7. Jame
8. Bill - even though the movies both sucked a dead dog's ass. puke
antisco:
P.S. - I am well above flaming anyways. Besides, who fucking flames Jesus??

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