Saturday Mar 14, 2009

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block 2 is in the books for the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

i gotta say, these were some REAL close matches here. 4 of the 8 matches were decided by one vote!
your winners...

Alex destroys JP
Col. Kurtz edges Marsellus Wallace
Cptn. Vidal over Col. William Tavington
Derek Vinyard defeats D-Fens
Stansfield over Hertz
Tyler Durden defeats Count Rugen
Seth Gecko edges Baby Firefly
Mola Ram upsets Mr. Blonde

moving along. same rules as always
1. you pick the winners
2. no weapons allowed, just fists and wits.

your matches...

1. Mr. Joshua - Lethal Weapon vs. Hans Gruber - Die Hard

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Mr. Joshua

this dude is seriously creepy. hopefully he doesnt have any cocaine.

Hans Gruber

hans is undoubtedly more brain than brawn. under normal circumstances his opponent might be on his payroll, but this is not one of those instances.



2. Frank Booth - Blue Velvet vs. Detective Scagnetti - Natural Born Killers

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Frank Booth

he gets some street cred for his love of PBR, but seriously, hes a fucking lunatic.

Detective Scagnetti

how big a tool do you have to be to make mickey and mallory look like the good guys? this big.



3. Middle Eye - Apocalypto vs. Annie Wilkes - Misery

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Middle Eye

a slaver and a sadist. good package for this competition.

Annie Wilkes

everybodys favorite crazy bitch is back. if i ever become successful as a writer, im never fucking going anywhere cold.



4. Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers vs. Vincent - Collateral

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Mickey Knox

he may be slightly less evil than his antagonist who is just downright repugnant, but hes still not someone you would want to invite over for tea.

Vincent

you know youre a badass when youre played by tom cruise and are still a badass.



5. Boris the Blade - Snatch. vs. Tony Soprano - The Sopranos

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Boris the Blade

very very hard to put down. even harder to keep down. "apparently its just impossible to kill the bastard."

Tony Soprano

JERSEY REPRESENT!!



6. Colt - Return of the Dragon vs. Cujo - Cujo

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Colt

for those of you who are culturally retarded, im referring to the guy on the right. HTH combat is his specialty.

Cujo

being a dog infected with rabies is not a super power, so yes cujo is here. and st. bernards are fucking HUGE.



7. Clarence Boddicker - Robocop vs. Sheriff John Quincy Wydell - The Devil's Rejects

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Clarrence Boddicker

he may not be the biggest or the strongest but hes certainly the meanest looking bastard in this thing.

Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

this guy and the above Scagnetti are two peas in a pod. there arent many things that suck more than bad cops.



8. Otis B. Driftwood - The Devil's Rejects vs. Johnny Lawrence - The Karate Kid

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Otis B. Driftwood

fearless and immune to begging, otis is a top competitor in the tournament even going back to its original format.

Johnny Lawrence

truth be told, hes more of a douche than a villain but he made his way here anyway. oh and he knows karate (pronounced kuh-rah-tee).



after this we are 3/4 through the first round so keep up the good work and vote peoples!

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
girlysound:
Cigars are hot. Cigars in baths are sexy. But this is the sexiest to top all sexy:

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dose:
Mr. Joshua
Frank Booth
Middle Eye
Mickey
Boris the Blade
Cujo
Wydell
Otis

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