so i go on a cruise. im in nice 70-80 degree weather, hot ass girls wearing little clothing and then i come home to this shit. new jersey winters blow.
that aside, i had a damn good time, especially for the lack of drinking (long story, if i know you well enough, ill explain some time). i pretty much spent most of the time eating and snarking with my brother. i only get to see the guy about once a year and he is in a lot of ways my best friend. despite the fact that we are very different, hes one of the only people i can be my complete asshole self around. funny thing, he told me his kids said, "uncle jason is so funny, he makes fun of everyone!" its nice to know that the two things people most associate with me are smoking pot and being a mean-spirited prick.
on top of this, i got back saturday night and my fucking internet wasnt working. apparently the dumbasses came by at some point supposing to cut off the upstairs people who hadnt paid their bill and cut mine instead. guy came by today and fixed that. he agreed that they were dumbasses.
anyways, i guess fun time is almost over. i told myself after the cruise and soon to come new years id stop being lazy and get to the whole looking for a job thing. crap.
that aside, i had a damn good time, especially for the lack of drinking (long story, if i know you well enough, ill explain some time). i pretty much spent most of the time eating and snarking with my brother. i only get to see the guy about once a year and he is in a lot of ways my best friend. despite the fact that we are very different, hes one of the only people i can be my complete asshole self around. funny thing, he told me his kids said, "uncle jason is so funny, he makes fun of everyone!" its nice to know that the two things people most associate with me are smoking pot and being a mean-spirited prick.
on top of this, i got back saturday night and my fucking internet wasnt working. apparently the dumbasses came by at some point supposing to cut off the upstairs people who hadnt paid their bill and cut mine instead. guy came by today and fixed that. he agreed that they were dumbasses.
anyways, i guess fun time is almost over. i told myself after the cruise and soon to come new years id stop being lazy and get to the whole looking for a job thing. crap.
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niobe:
Happy Holidays!
niobe:
Oops. Double post.