One of Those 100 Question things. To those select 2 people who would actually dedicate the time to read through this entire thing, I say: ENJOY! 
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Hammer of the Blood God - Debauchery
Also Sprach Zarathustra - Berliner Philharmonic
Louie, Louie - The Kingsmen
Tom Sawyer - Rush
The Show Must Go On - Queen
It's a Sign of the Times - Petula Clark
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Vladimir Putin. Vladimir fucking Putin.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
only himself before his eyes; woe to all that is not well-pleasing to him. He serves no higher person, and satisfies
4) What do you think about most?
My own literature, usually the instillation of certain ideas and motifs.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Shit.
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With.
7) Whats your strangest talent?
I can stab my eye.
8) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
"FIRE!!!" (Then I'd watch them panic and enjoy.)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Nope. I've written plenty of poems though.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I don't know how to play the air guitar! I keep snapping the strings! Dx
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Buttons.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Dimes, pencils, pennies, safety pin.
13) Whats your religion?
Atheist.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Getting food or going to school.
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Either one works for me.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Led Zeppelin.
17) What was the last lie you told?
That I was a 6'2", bombastic athletic sex god.
18) Do you believe in karma?
I don't necessarily believe in any supernatural force, nor do I believe in an objective morality. So that'd make a belief in Karma philosophically impossible. If you're asking if I believe in the BUDDHIST concept of Karma, the answer is still no, as that would require a belief in reincarnation.
19) What does your URL mean?
My URL? What the shit are you talking about I don't have my own site.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I'm too awesome for my own good; I'm extremely humble.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Sean Connery... what? I feel secure enough in my heterosexuality to say that Connery is a god among men. I mean c'mon, he's a perfect 10!
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nein.
23) How do you vent your anger?
One of three things: 1.) I break into the bases of Central American mercenaries who do drug runs for dictatorships supported by an evil british villain. 2.) I climb the steps unto the heavens and slay the gods who dare defy my human, all too human will! 3.) I write pretty poems.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Warhammer Books.
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video Chatting online, I can use more facial expressions and raise my eyebrow as if to say, "Whaaaa?"
26) Are you happy with the person youve become?
Perfectly content.
27) Whats a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of people asking me what sound I hate. I love the sound of people not asking me what sound I hate.
28) Whats your biggest what if?
What if I was the God fusion of Chaos Undivided?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I'm a proponent to some extent of astrobiology as an actual science, but not so much in spacecrafts and little green men. I am not a proponent however of a belief in ghosts, though I do find the stories really interesting. I love horror. :]
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
My bottle of Sprite.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Oxygen and Nitrogen mostly... and a little doggy poo gas.
32) Whats the worst place you have ever been to?
Muspelheim?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
West Coast is just awesome.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Angela Gossow, definitely.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
It varies. But this is a subjective question so... at the moment I guess eat something good.
36) Define: Art.
I take Ludwig Wittgenstein's approach, art is what people call art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
Again that would imply supernatural forces. I do not believe in the supernatural.
38) Whats the weather like right now?
Gray skies, gods I love overcast.
39) What time is it?
14:14
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes and yes, never anything big though.
41) What was the last book you read?
A Call to Arms, Warhammer Fantasy Book.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Yes.
43) Do you have any nicknames?
John, Tierney, John Tierney, that's about it... actually Taco and Strauss too.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Downfall, excellent film. Bruno Ganz portrays Hitler like I've never seen him before.
45) Whats the worst injury youve ever had?
Back injury in Tae Kwon Do.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yep. Delicious.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Warhammer Lore, Valikorlia Lore, Psychology, Writing, Genres... probibly more.
48) Whats your sexual orientation?
I'm a 1.25 on the Kinsey Scale.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yep, fuck 'em.
50) Do you believe in magic?
Again, supernatural. Use your head test, use your head.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Nobody holds a grudge like a dwarf.
52) What is your astrological sign?
Virgo. Not a word.
53) Do you save money or spend it?
...both?
54) Whats the last thing you purchased?
A bottle of soda. Worth every penny.
55) Love or lust?
All I can say to this is... *Puts on Sunglasses*
56) In a relationship?
Nope.
57) How many relationships have you had?
Fuck, I have no clue.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No... you can tell this test is grasping at straws with the questions, can't you?
59) Where were you yesterday?
Wretching and groaning and sniffling in my room.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My Mom's rug.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Si.
62) Whats your favorite animal?
Dog.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Electrical implants in key points of the limbic system to stimulate the feeling of lust and attraction. As well as if I feel like playing god: hunger, thirst, sleepiness... and diarrhea.
64) Where is your best friend?
Sleeping on the floor of my room.
65) Spit or swallow?
The swallow is a lovely bird, I feel like making a Monty Python reference.
66) What is your heritage?
Irish and German mostly.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Watching shows on DVD with my Roomie and my Mom.
68) What do you think is Satans last name?
Tierney.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Okay, seriously, this test is grasping at straws. This is just sad, I actually feel pity for a set of words!
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
No clue. I don't know me except through my own eyes.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Dive into the canal, save the dog, get my picture in the paper with a winning smile, then go back and make my boss beg me to come back.
72) You are at the doctors office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I already live life like I'm going to die tomorrow. I wouldn't do a damn thing different.
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
Trust, clearly.
74) Whats a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Get Up Offa That Thing - James Brown
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
7375.
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
A healthy realistic view of the relationship, as well as intellectual and social compatability and a sense of attachment. It helps to have economic and psychological stability, as well as ideological similarity.
77) How can I win your heart?
Well in Tenochtitlan you could win it by kicking a severed head through a hoop in the wall. Then sacrificing me on top of a pyramid overlooking the jungles of Central America.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Oh fuck yes it can.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
I'm pretty damn happy with every decision I've made thus far.
80) What size shoes do you wear?
12 men's in American sizes.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"What?"
82) What is your favorite word?
Insipidness.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
Four Chambers or Circulatory System... or 1970s female front rock bands.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
"(verb)ing the shit out of (noun)!"
85) Whats the last song you listened to?
I Want to be your Driver - Chuck Berry
86) Basic question: whats your favorite color/colors?
Brown, Olive, Gray.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
A News Story about a fat southern gentleman forced to eat his beard.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
That's rather uncreative. How drab do you think my malice is?!
89) What would be a question youd be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Who ate the rest of my cake?"
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies arent really doing anything, theyre just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd wonder how a bunch of dessicated corpses were put up on stands around my bed. Then I'd begin to suspect a murderer with silicon gel packets... and then I'd hunt the bastard down where ever he is in my house!
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Quantumkinesis, basically I'd be like a hairier Dr. Manhattan. With less blue.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Eating a bowl of Waffle Crisp or Oreo-O's.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Surgery with not-working anasthesia.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Sleep with, huh? Someone who'd bring s'mores. I love sleep overs. We'll tell ghost stories and talk about girls!
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ipswich, England.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
Nope.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Awhile back, yes.
98) Ever been on a plane?
Many times, yes.
99) Do you support heterodox economic schools of thought, and if so which particular school?
Austrian Economic School to a certain extent.
100) Du sprichst deutsch?
Ja, aber nicht sehr gut.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Hammer of the Blood God - Debauchery
Also Sprach Zarathustra - Berliner Philharmonic
Louie, Louie - The Kingsmen
Tom Sawyer - Rush
The Show Must Go On - Queen
It's a Sign of the Times - Petula Clark
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Vladimir Putin. Vladimir fucking Putin.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
only himself before his eyes; woe to all that is not well-pleasing to him. He serves no higher person, and satisfies
4) What do you think about most?
My own literature, usually the instillation of certain ideas and motifs.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Shit.
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With.
7) Whats your strangest talent?
I can stab my eye.
8) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
"FIRE!!!" (Then I'd watch them panic and enjoy.)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Nope. I've written plenty of poems though.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I don't know how to play the air guitar! I keep snapping the strings! Dx
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Buttons.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Dimes, pencils, pennies, safety pin.
13) Whats your religion?
Atheist.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Getting food or going to school.
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Either one works for me.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Led Zeppelin.
17) What was the last lie you told?
That I was a 6'2", bombastic athletic sex god.
18) Do you believe in karma?
I don't necessarily believe in any supernatural force, nor do I believe in an objective morality. So that'd make a belief in Karma philosophically impossible. If you're asking if I believe in the BUDDHIST concept of Karma, the answer is still no, as that would require a belief in reincarnation.
19) What does your URL mean?
My URL? What the shit are you talking about I don't have my own site.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I'm too awesome for my own good; I'm extremely humble.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Sean Connery... what? I feel secure enough in my heterosexuality to say that Connery is a god among men. I mean c'mon, he's a perfect 10!
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nein.
23) How do you vent your anger?
One of three things: 1.) I break into the bases of Central American mercenaries who do drug runs for dictatorships supported by an evil british villain. 2.) I climb the steps unto the heavens and slay the gods who dare defy my human, all too human will! 3.) I write pretty poems.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Warhammer Books.
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video Chatting online, I can use more facial expressions and raise my eyebrow as if to say, "Whaaaa?"
26) Are you happy with the person youve become?
Perfectly content.
27) Whats a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of people asking me what sound I hate. I love the sound of people not asking me what sound I hate.
28) Whats your biggest what if?
What if I was the God fusion of Chaos Undivided?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I'm a proponent to some extent of astrobiology as an actual science, but not so much in spacecrafts and little green men. I am not a proponent however of a belief in ghosts, though I do find the stories really interesting. I love horror. :]
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
My bottle of Sprite.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Oxygen and Nitrogen mostly... and a little doggy poo gas.
32) Whats the worst place you have ever been to?
Muspelheim?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
West Coast is just awesome.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Angela Gossow, definitely.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
It varies. But this is a subjective question so... at the moment I guess eat something good.
36) Define: Art.
I take Ludwig Wittgenstein's approach, art is what people call art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
Again that would imply supernatural forces. I do not believe in the supernatural.
38) Whats the weather like right now?
Gray skies, gods I love overcast.
39) What time is it?
14:14
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes and yes, never anything big though.
41) What was the last book you read?
A Call to Arms, Warhammer Fantasy Book.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Yes.
43) Do you have any nicknames?
John, Tierney, John Tierney, that's about it... actually Taco and Strauss too.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Downfall, excellent film. Bruno Ganz portrays Hitler like I've never seen him before.
45) Whats the worst injury youve ever had?
Back injury in Tae Kwon Do.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yep. Delicious.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Warhammer Lore, Valikorlia Lore, Psychology, Writing, Genres... probibly more.
48) Whats your sexual orientation?
I'm a 1.25 on the Kinsey Scale.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yep, fuck 'em.
50) Do you believe in magic?
Again, supernatural. Use your head test, use your head.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Nobody holds a grudge like a dwarf.
52) What is your astrological sign?
Virgo. Not a word.
53) Do you save money or spend it?
...both?
54) Whats the last thing you purchased?
A bottle of soda. Worth every penny.
55) Love or lust?
All I can say to this is... *Puts on Sunglasses*
56) In a relationship?
Nope.
57) How many relationships have you had?
Fuck, I have no clue.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No... you can tell this test is grasping at straws with the questions, can't you?
59) Where were you yesterday?
Wretching and groaning and sniffling in my room.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My Mom's rug.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Si.
62) Whats your favorite animal?
Dog.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Electrical implants in key points of the limbic system to stimulate the feeling of lust and attraction. As well as if I feel like playing god: hunger, thirst, sleepiness... and diarrhea.
64) Where is your best friend?
Sleeping on the floor of my room.
65) Spit or swallow?
The swallow is a lovely bird, I feel like making a Monty Python reference.
66) What is your heritage?
Irish and German mostly.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Watching shows on DVD with my Roomie and my Mom.
68) What do you think is Satans last name?
Tierney.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Okay, seriously, this test is grasping at straws. This is just sad, I actually feel pity for a set of words!
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
No clue. I don't know me except through my own eyes.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Dive into the canal, save the dog, get my picture in the paper with a winning smile, then go back and make my boss beg me to come back.
72) You are at the doctors office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I already live life like I'm going to die tomorrow. I wouldn't do a damn thing different.
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
Trust, clearly.
74) Whats a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Get Up Offa That Thing - James Brown
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
7375.
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
A healthy realistic view of the relationship, as well as intellectual and social compatability and a sense of attachment. It helps to have economic and psychological stability, as well as ideological similarity.
77) How can I win your heart?
Well in Tenochtitlan you could win it by kicking a severed head through a hoop in the wall. Then sacrificing me on top of a pyramid overlooking the jungles of Central America.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Oh fuck yes it can.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
I'm pretty damn happy with every decision I've made thus far.
80) What size shoes do you wear?
12 men's in American sizes.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"What?"
82) What is your favorite word?
Insipidness.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
Four Chambers or Circulatory System... or 1970s female front rock bands.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
"(verb)ing the shit out of (noun)!"
85) Whats the last song you listened to?
I Want to be your Driver - Chuck Berry
86) Basic question: whats your favorite color/colors?
Brown, Olive, Gray.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
A News Story about a fat southern gentleman forced to eat his beard.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
That's rather uncreative. How drab do you think my malice is?!
89) What would be a question youd be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Who ate the rest of my cake?"
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies arent really doing anything, theyre just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd wonder how a bunch of dessicated corpses were put up on stands around my bed. Then I'd begin to suspect a murderer with silicon gel packets... and then I'd hunt the bastard down where ever he is in my house!
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Quantumkinesis, basically I'd be like a hairier Dr. Manhattan. With less blue.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Eating a bowl of Waffle Crisp or Oreo-O's.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Surgery with not-working anasthesia.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Sleep with, huh? Someone who'd bring s'mores. I love sleep overs. We'll tell ghost stories and talk about girls!
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ipswich, England.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
Nope.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Awhile back, yes.
98) Ever been on a plane?
Many times, yes.
99) Do you support heterodox economic schools of thought, and if so which particular school?
Austrian Economic School to a certain extent.
100) Du sprichst deutsch?
Ja, aber nicht sehr gut.
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Your favorite color is brown? Nobody's favorite color is brown. Weirdo.