There are midgets who are small, and midgets who are smaller
There are midgets who wish they were a little bit taller
But, oh the wonderful things that midgets can do
Even ride in the pouch of a kangaroo
Midgets spend life pretty close to the ground
Midgets have faces and bellies so round
Though one thing that is big is a midget's head
At least that is something I think that I read
A midget can be a star of a circus and a freak show
But never get a midget wet, it will start to grow
Be nice to a midget who is forlorn
Without them, there would be no midget porn
A midget does not take up much room at a bar
A dozen of them can fit in a car
So, if you see a midget kiss it for good luck
Cause life without midgets truly would suck
There are midgets who wish they were a little bit taller
But, oh the wonderful things that midgets can do
Even ride in the pouch of a kangaroo
Midgets spend life pretty close to the ground
Midgets have faces and bellies so round
Though one thing that is big is a midget's head
At least that is something I think that I read
A midget can be a star of a circus and a freak show
But never get a midget wet, it will start to grow
Be nice to a midget who is forlorn
Without them, there would be no midget porn
A midget does not take up much room at a bar
A dozen of them can fit in a car
So, if you see a midget kiss it for good luck
Cause life without midgets truly would suck
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bip:
You seem ton know a lot about little people, so maybe you can help me with something. Are leprechauns simply the bankers of the little people world or did they steal all that gold?
hypodermic:
that was beautiful...