my hairdryer broke.
also, by the way
i really need to get laid.
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mattacme:
You can't possibly need to get laid more than I do, but I don't need my hairdryer cause I have so little hair I comb it with a towel. Take some solace in the fact that we won 7-0 in the first of four. 
youroldlady:
Wish I was closer. I would help with your problem 