IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
Mwah ha ha you all thought you'd seen the last of me but my beautiful boyfriend has just bought me a years subscription as an early birthday present!
Yay for me!
I felt so lonely in the 20 hours that I wasn't a SG member
Had an interesting weekend babysitting. I have never seeen such a strong-willed 4 year old. If I'd slammed the door on anyone at 4 I would have been flung upstairs to bed with a red arse! Other than that he was quite well behaved.....
.....the interesting part came as I was on the phone to my parents in my blokes room. I got a bit bored and started flicking through his photo albums. He was sooooooo cute as a baby! Then I saw a collection called "XXXX's 17th" and had a look. He was sat on a chair with a large but fairly pretty girl who was reading some book about marriage. On closer inspection I saw that they were both wearing engagement rings!
He was engaged at 16 and didnt even tell me!!! To the only other woman he's slept with!!! And he has the cheek to tell me he'll never marry me!!
On the plus side he only did it to shut her up (she threatened to leave him) and they were only 16 with cheap tacky rings from Argos.
It was a bit of a shock though........made me realise that I might not know him as well as I thought. Am I being paranoid?
Sorry for rambling but I'm so happy to be back. I also found out I'm going to Medusa strip club in birmingham for my 21st in March so all is good with the world..............
.............................except the fact that I'm puking blood and vomiting out of my nose for which I am being referred to the hospital.
God Bless the NHS
PS I now have black hair, very groovy baby
Mwah ha ha you all thought you'd seen the last of me but my beautiful boyfriend has just bought me a years subscription as an early birthday present!
Yay for me!
I felt so lonely in the 20 hours that I wasn't a SG member
Had an interesting weekend babysitting. I have never seeen such a strong-willed 4 year old. If I'd slammed the door on anyone at 4 I would have been flung upstairs to bed with a red arse! Other than that he was quite well behaved.....
.....the interesting part came as I was on the phone to my parents in my blokes room. I got a bit bored and started flicking through his photo albums. He was sooooooo cute as a baby! Then I saw a collection called "XXXX's 17th" and had a look. He was sat on a chair with a large but fairly pretty girl who was reading some book about marriage. On closer inspection I saw that they were both wearing engagement rings!
He was engaged at 16 and didnt even tell me!!! To the only other woman he's slept with!!! And he has the cheek to tell me he'll never marry me!!
On the plus side he only did it to shut her up (she threatened to leave him) and they were only 16 with cheap tacky rings from Argos.
It was a bit of a shock though........made me realise that I might not know him as well as I thought. Am I being paranoid?
Sorry for rambling but I'm so happy to be back. I also found out I'm going to Medusa strip club in birmingham for my 21st in March so all is good with the world..............
.............................except the fact that I'm puking blood and vomiting out of my nose for which I am being referred to the hospital.
God Bless the NHS
PS I now have black hair, very groovy baby
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