I want everyone to know that I do not threaten others unprovoked.. dude deserved to be beat.. this is my recolection of the evening.. in shortened form
Granted.. If I would have just told him in the beginning that there was a misunderstanding this wouldnt have happened.. I partly blame myself
ONLY PARTLY
I did not make this guy an octupus
Granted.. If I would have just told him in the beginning that there was a misunderstanding this wouldnt have happened.. I partly blame myself
ONLY PARTLY
I did not make this guy an octupus
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So just for the record.. "FH" stands for "Fuck Head" I think it is an under rated term...
Now.. onto my "date" (and by "date" I mean... well; you'll understand in a second)
(This is the very condensed version.. for more details message me)
So I met this guy; he works with some of the wrestling peeps; and honestly, I didn't even remember his name. You know how you meet someone and you don't remember their name because you don't expect to ever see them again? Right.. that's the deal here.So a week or two later dude walks up to me and starts talking about wrestling and how everyone did at worlds. I am trying to do homework and getting very frutrated with the fact that I cannot A. print my book. B. email the file to Kristie.
So here I am frustrated but trying to talk wrestling with this guy and he says "Hey do you want to get some coffee?" I think he means down in the cafe right that second so I say sure. Except then he asks for my number and when is good for me.
OH SHIT!
So now I feel like a jerk because Idont know his name and he just asked me out and I totally dont want to go out with him but I already said yes. But to avoid being an ass I give him my number; emphasize how very busy I am and pray he doesn't call. As he walks away he says "would you mind not telling anyone we are going out; I don't know if it is going to cause problems.
For the record.. I don't do secret friends.
So of course I get in the car with Kristie and immedietly tell her what happened.. she laughs at me..
He of course calls that night. After insulting me and my job (comparing modeling for art classes w/ Penthouse) we set up to go for a drink the next day.
Kristie and I have a grand plan.. I will go out for a drink.. she will call me and invite us to go bowling midway through.. he will say no.. I will be free.
Except Kristie found out she was hurt, and Kayla had he sock hop.
So I call and tell him I am not leaving my friend; but we are going to dinner, if he wants to join he can.
(Please say no..Please say no)
OF COURSE he says yes (fuck fuck fuck)
So we all go to dinner; he is.. well.. not a nice person.. Not so subtly insulting me..(about my hair needing to be touched up.. about wha I talk to the sprots psychologist about) and constantly trying to psyco analyze me and Kristie and Kayla. Find out the guy is 38! Wants to go off somewhere alone.. I say no.. Kayla begs us to go bowling.. so we all go bowling.
He says he will drive me over. Dude drives a crotchrocket.. of which I am not a big fan.. revs the engine trying to show off while we are driving.. i start tearing up cause I am real scared..
We get to the bowling alley; he tries to kiss me.. I push him away and go over to Kristie and the gang yelling about the motorycle..
We get seperated at the bowling alley; guy and I playing pool KKM (Kristie, Kayla, Mark) bowling.
He makes asshole comments about everything I do or say..I picture beating him with the pool stick.. he tries to kiss me several more times.. I get angrier and keep pullng away.. he makes an asshole comment about Kristie..about how maybe she deserved to be hit by her ex.. I say it is time to end our little "date"
It is decided that I should ride back with FH (remember.. FH stands for Fuck Head).. I am real upset not only about being alone with him, but also being back on the motorcycle.
We get to my house and I say thanx for the ride, go to walk away; he pulls me back towards him and I stumble toward him due to heels/beer/bad knee..
He takes this as a sign I want to kiss him.. I pull away from him AGAIN for the umpteenth time that night.. he asks me if I want to spend the weekend in Aspen with him.
Ummm... NOOOOO!!!
I tell him no,I have a lot to do lots of homework..
"well call me if you change your mind"
Next day he calls me; I ignore the call.. Kristie says to call him back
While walking into her room to make the call, I turn my head to talk to her and BAM
run into her suitcase and break my toe
GREAT
So I call him, he hears me sobbing on the phone.. I explain what is up. He asks me if I am ok in the real sarcastic tone of voice.
Asks if Aspen is off. I tell him yes, I have lots of homework lots of stuff due the next day.
"but tomorrow is sunday"
I KNOW.. I have online classes.. stuff is due whenever the teacher says it is.
"I had fun.. can I see you again?"
"Well, anything is possible, and I am at the OTC a lot so I am sure you wil see me at some point."
"Um ok"
"ok bye" (very cheerfully)
It's been two days, he hasn't called..
deep sigh of relief...
My toe hurts
Next time I just act like a jerk from the begining.. see what being nice gets me?
Like I said... Fuck Head
So just for the record.. "FH" stands for "Fuck Head" I think it is an under rated term...
Now.. onto my "date" (and by "date" I mean... well; you'll understand in a second)
(This is the very condensed version.. for more details message me)
So I met this guy; he works with some of the wrestling peeps; and honestly, I didn't even remember his name. You know how you meet someone and you don't remember their name because you don't expect to ever see them again? Right.. that's the deal here.So a week or two later dude walks up to me and starts talking about wrestling and how everyone did at worlds. I am trying to do homework and getting very frutrated with the fact that I cannot A. print my book. B. email the file to Kristie.
So here I am frustrated but trying to talk wrestling with this guy and he says "Hey do you want to get some coffee?" I think he means down in the cafe right that second so I say sure. Except then he asks for my number and when is good for me.
OH SHIT!
So now I feel like a jerk because Idont know his name and he just asked me out and I totally dont want to go out with him but I already said yes. But to avoid being an ass I give him my number; emphasize how very busy I am and pray he doesn't call. As he walks away he says "would you mind not telling anyone we are going out; I don't know if it is going to cause problems.
For the record.. I don't do secret friends.
So of course I get in the car with Kristie and immedietly tell her what happened.. she laughs at me..
He of course calls that night. After insulting me and my job (comparing modeling for art classes w/ Penthouse) we set up to go for a drink the next day.
Kristie and I have a grand plan.. I will go out for a drink.. she will call me and invite us to go bowling midway through.. he will say no.. I will be free.
Except Kristie found out she was hurt, and Kayla had he sock hop.
So I call and tell him I am not leaving my friend; but we are going to dinner, if he wants to join he can.
(Please say no..Please say no)
OF COURSE he says yes (fuck fuck fuck)
So we all go to dinner; he is.. well.. not a nice person.. Not so subtly insulting me..(about my hair needing to be touched up.. about wha I talk to the sprots psychologist about) and constantly trying to psyco analyze me and Kristie and Kayla. Find out the guy is 38! Wants to go off somewhere alone.. I say no.. Kayla begs us to go bowling.. so we all go bowling.
He says he will drive me over. Dude drives a crotchrocket.. of which I am not a big fan.. revs the engine trying to show off while we are driving.. i start tearing up cause I am real scared..
We get to the bowling alley; he tries to kiss me.. I push him away and go over to Kristie and the gang yelling about the motorycle..
We get seperated at the bowling alley; guy and I playing pool KKM (Kristie, Kayla, Mark) bowling.
He makes asshole comments about everything I do or say..I picture beating him with the pool stick.. he tries to kiss me several more times.. I get angrier and keep pullng away.. he makes an asshole comment about Kristie..about how maybe she deserved to be hit by her ex.. I say it is time to end our little "date"
It is decided that I should ride back with FH (remember.. FH stands for Fuck Head).. I am real upset not only about being alone with him, but also being back on the motorcycle.
We get to my house and I say thanx for the ride, go to walk away; he pulls me back towards him and I stumble toward him due to heels/beer/bad knee..
He takes this as a sign I want to kiss him.. I pull away from him AGAIN for the umpteenth time that night.. he asks me if I want to spend the weekend in Aspen with him.
Ummm... NOOOOO!!!
I tell him no,I have a lot to do lots of homework..
"well call me if you change your mind"
Next day he calls me; I ignore the call.. Kristie says to call him back
While walking into her room to make the call, I turn my head to talk to her and BAM
run into her suitcase and break my toe
GREAT
So I call him, he hears me sobbing on the phone.. I explain what is up. He asks me if I am ok in the real sarcastic tone of voice.
Asks if Aspen is off. I tell him yes, I have lots of homework lots of stuff due the next day.
"but tomorrow is sunday"
I KNOW.. I have online classes.. stuff is due whenever the teacher says it is.
"I had fun.. can I see you again?"
"Well, anything is possible, and I am at the OTC a lot so I am sure you wil see me at some point."
"Um ok"
"ok bye" (very cheerfully)
It's been two days, he hasn't called..
deep sigh of relief...
My toe hurts
Next time I just act like a jerk from the begining.. see what being nice gets me?
Like I said... Fuck Head
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and...cheers for the boner!!!