HAVING FUN WITH CRAIG'S LIST...
Just out of the blue, posted this at craig's list because i realized how lame the "missed connections" segment can be...had lots of fun with it:
Yes...I had my eyes on you and your thin slick body for sometime now because you really looked good from a distance at work. I miss our eye contact, I miss dreaming about you eating anchovies in bed and I can't get past the smell, so I calls off the intimate encounters for the evening, but we still have to get unclothed and imagine.
Do you remember those dreams like I do? Apparently not, because I never got the chance to tell you those things because we never really got to meet each other and I never really talked to you and i'm sorry about that.
And so...what's still really making me scratch my head is that day when I was talking to your boss about the important maintenance of keeping my coffee flask clean and you had to rudely interrupt me by complaining about how you had to go home to change your glasses because they made you feel constipated or gave you headaches or something like that. I really felt bad for you, but you interrupted a really interesting conversation I was having about coffee. Why? Just so you could go home and change your glasses? Your dire need to go home and change uniforms was enough to make me walk outside rudely because I was punched out for a lunch break and only had so many minutes until that break was over for me to finish my conversation? You ruined a good relationship between me and my boss. Thanks a lot!
NO, girl...it is completely over with. My eying you at your work station while you're trying to act busy and pretend not to see me is done with! Hope the new pair of glasses fits your face well and you finally see who's around you when I'm having a conversation with your boss! Either way...won't be flirting with you anymore or dreaming of you. That cup of coffee turned cold. Real cold!
Just out of the blue, posted this at craig's list because i realized how lame the "missed connections" segment can be...had lots of fun with it:
Yes...I had my eyes on you and your thin slick body for sometime now because you really looked good from a distance at work. I miss our eye contact, I miss dreaming about you eating anchovies in bed and I can't get past the smell, so I calls off the intimate encounters for the evening, but we still have to get unclothed and imagine.
Do you remember those dreams like I do? Apparently not, because I never got the chance to tell you those things because we never really got to meet each other and I never really talked to you and i'm sorry about that.
And so...what's still really making me scratch my head is that day when I was talking to your boss about the important maintenance of keeping my coffee flask clean and you had to rudely interrupt me by complaining about how you had to go home to change your glasses because they made you feel constipated or gave you headaches or something like that. I really felt bad for you, but you interrupted a really interesting conversation I was having about coffee. Why? Just so you could go home and change your glasses? Your dire need to go home and change uniforms was enough to make me walk outside rudely because I was punched out for a lunch break and only had so many minutes until that break was over for me to finish my conversation? You ruined a good relationship between me and my boss. Thanks a lot!
NO, girl...it is completely over with. My eying you at your work station while you're trying to act busy and pretend not to see me is done with! Hope the new pair of glasses fits your face well and you finally see who's around you when I'm having a conversation with your boss! Either way...won't be flirting with you anymore or dreaming of you. That cup of coffee turned cold. Real cold!