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Sunday May 25, 2008

May 25, 2008
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OOPS!!!

...and it's an unusual stay at my hometown this weekend. I arrive late to B's place and we're all doing the usual shots of whip-its, drinking cheap suds whilst listening to the newest Portishead...gots to admit: there ain't nothing quite like listening to P's tune "Small" while floating in a big balloon of a nitrous high, especially when the organ kicks in and the song goes all Pipers at the Gates of Dawn-Pink Floyd crazy...

...and we're all tripping the purple echoes with a room gone all Metropolis galaxy neon like a yellow note spelled out on big red letters...I dare to drop my trousers underneath the black-coat I'm wearing: do it once, do it twice...and suddenly me and B are standing completely naked with a room full of girls and guys exposing ourselves like big TV eyes...earn myself a dollar to some girl who becomes my "touchy-feel" friend of the night...she swallows my heavy orgasm, while i hope that we can just remain good friends because she's not really my type and listens to southern-rock...

...SO...let the crash course begin: gotta get straight out of that room just about now! Jump into my green-pulp machine realizing that someone's parked directly behind me! Do a u-turn in B's yard...hit a tree in reverse, crushing out my back tail-light...make a turn or two and eventually I'm back on the route i need to be: the road to nowhere...

merlowe:
Well atleast you got to dump a load in a hot wet place...wish I coulda been there!! On the road to nowhere!!
May 25, 2008

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