Ah! Sometimes bad taste in music really leaves me feeling like all sacked balls...a few of the sweet girls I've been talking to, well...they listen to sort of really boring pudding tunes...and I really get sort of sick of all that sentimental piano B.S....the type of poo-poo sound ya hear in romantic movies...and I don't really get into the whole "romance movie" thing...it's like the movie industry is trying to tell us how love should be and never it's not...
Romantic to me is all about porn...not the nitty-gritty stuff with the guy stuffing his "Holmes" up the spiral zone...but, the whole voyeuristic side of the seeing a girl make herself hot...burns me up inside even more...and that's why I still love the last girl with whom I sort went crazy over...
Hell, for one, she listened to the Rolling Stones...and there's really something orgasmatic about the Stones' jam if ya get what I mean, re-discovered their tunes as of lately and am really digging "Stray Cat Blues" these days...it's just loose and crazy, yet sort of punk for its time...
Second of all...that strange girl...she just knew how to hang loose and stay free. She worked for her family, had a good mind and was crazy as me when it a came to crowds...only, I got loud as she only went mute...I'm an embarrassing friend to hang around with if you get me out in public...say all sorts of mad stuff because I'm not right...plus, she knew how to write!
Last of all...she was first girl who truly knew how to get me off in over ten years...
...And that captures my true idea of romance...a girl that can get herself off right in front of my face and has a kick-ass taste in music and can smoke a cigarette while dancing or having sex and during all of those crazed naked games that we played...the same exact reason why I choose to be single...I hate people that are boring and cannott accept my gay and lesbian friends, and that ended lots of relationships...
Hells...I don't really care...love when that purple tulip of mine embraces my velvet tongue....a talent that most men envy....yet, they probably listen to suck crap like Ben Folds Five and needs a girl to keep them happy...
Man, if you still haven't learned how to masturbate...I'll teach you how...you're girl just might love it...I'll even show you good music, but would rather save that for the next girl that likes to dance while smoking!!!
Romantic to me is all about porn...not the nitty-gritty stuff with the guy stuffing his "Holmes" up the spiral zone...but, the whole voyeuristic side of the seeing a girl make herself hot...burns me up inside even more...and that's why I still love the last girl with whom I sort went crazy over...
Hell, for one, she listened to the Rolling Stones...and there's really something orgasmatic about the Stones' jam if ya get what I mean, re-discovered their tunes as of lately and am really digging "Stray Cat Blues" these days...it's just loose and crazy, yet sort of punk for its time...
Second of all...that strange girl...she just knew how to hang loose and stay free. She worked for her family, had a good mind and was crazy as me when it a came to crowds...only, I got loud as she only went mute...I'm an embarrassing friend to hang around with if you get me out in public...say all sorts of mad stuff because I'm not right...plus, she knew how to write!
Last of all...she was first girl who truly knew how to get me off in over ten years...
...And that captures my true idea of romance...a girl that can get herself off right in front of my face and has a kick-ass taste in music and can smoke a cigarette while dancing or having sex and during all of those crazed naked games that we played...the same exact reason why I choose to be single...I hate people that are boring and cannott accept my gay and lesbian friends, and that ended lots of relationships...
Hells...I don't really care...love when that purple tulip of mine embraces my velvet tongue....a talent that most men envy....yet, they probably listen to suck crap like Ben Folds Five and needs a girl to keep them happy...
Man, if you still haven't learned how to masturbate...I'll teach you how...you're girl just might love it...I'll even show you good music, but would rather save that for the next girl that likes to dance while smoking!!!