THREE OR MORE YEARS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED...
...I have several years experience in working bull-shit jobs, my question is: is bull-shit required? I'll give you three years, dammit...if I only I was given the stink-ass of a rat's chance...
...go about asking me on whether the system is fair? Please go about asking the current president and I'll show you a rat's ass. Competitiveness? Yeah my resume looks like a gas-station toilet handle...
...five to six years of schooling and all of these "potential" employers expect me to have three or more years of experience down my belt? Come on...I had to work shit jobs in order to pay my way through school and remain the "house-husband" during the time I was married, while sometimes I tend to miss being someone's bitch...
...tortured American system of tool elites, YES IT IS! Because, ya know...all of the students attending college to do all of those "extra-curricular" activities had the leisure of doing so because of mommy and daddy allowing them to look all shiny with one hundred dollar bills served at the breakfast table...some of them would survive the pistol, while others were already being slapped their retirement check at the early age of five...
...for fuck's sake...it's no wonder that the prettiest girl awaits behind the reception desk looking all Britney Spears "sparkly clean"...all big smiles with an earth-glow stare..just to make us all feel fucked with our semi-glossy cinema stares, while her boss is probably a man...and everyone knows what I'm talking about, woman or man.
...and so, today, I had several of thoughts in re-doing my resume to make it stand out, like displaying the words: "hey man, was you thinking the same thing as me in your decision to hire the front-desk clerk?" Or something like "doesn't all of this professional BS really tend to bore you? Need a drink?" ...to tell you the truth, I might actually try that one just for the hell of it, as I tend to be a risk-taker and really don't care if I've been shot in the head for being some idiot "survivor"...
...and most men don't look to pretty in lip-stick, with the exception of David Bowie, but he's quite dead these days, wouldn't you know it?
Anyhow...still finding that Bukowski is a good name to put in a title these days. None of my friends have actually read him and don't even know his name. Much ignored and that's when he drew in the bucks: HE KNEW THE MIND, BABY!
...I have several years experience in working bull-shit jobs, my question is: is bull-shit required? I'll give you three years, dammit...if I only I was given the stink-ass of a rat's chance...
...go about asking me on whether the system is fair? Please go about asking the current president and I'll show you a rat's ass. Competitiveness? Yeah my resume looks like a gas-station toilet handle...
...five to six years of schooling and all of these "potential" employers expect me to have three or more years of experience down my belt? Come on...I had to work shit jobs in order to pay my way through school and remain the "house-husband" during the time I was married, while sometimes I tend to miss being someone's bitch...
...tortured American system of tool elites, YES IT IS! Because, ya know...all of the students attending college to do all of those "extra-curricular" activities had the leisure of doing so because of mommy and daddy allowing them to look all shiny with one hundred dollar bills served at the breakfast table...some of them would survive the pistol, while others were already being slapped their retirement check at the early age of five...
...for fuck's sake...it's no wonder that the prettiest girl awaits behind the reception desk looking all Britney Spears "sparkly clean"...all big smiles with an earth-glow stare..just to make us all feel fucked with our semi-glossy cinema stares, while her boss is probably a man...and everyone knows what I'm talking about, woman or man.
...and so, today, I had several of thoughts in re-doing my resume to make it stand out, like displaying the words: "hey man, was you thinking the same thing as me in your decision to hire the front-desk clerk?" Or something like "doesn't all of this professional BS really tend to bore you? Need a drink?" ...to tell you the truth, I might actually try that one just for the hell of it, as I tend to be a risk-taker and really don't care if I've been shot in the head for being some idiot "survivor"...
...and most men don't look to pretty in lip-stick, with the exception of David Bowie, but he's quite dead these days, wouldn't you know it?
Anyhow...still finding that Bukowski is a good name to put in a title these days. None of my friends have actually read him and don't even know his name. Much ignored and that's when he drew in the bucks: HE KNEW THE MIND, BABY!