ta2dmom

Elvis isn't doing the trick but this joke helps a little.
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she

wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.


So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then

instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her
left

thigh.


So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is

getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind,

could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your
thighs?"


She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that

there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
I'm done with Christmas cards though and the tree and all the decorations are out. (Not up, OUT) Hopefully we'll get around to it tonight. I have to get in the spirit quick though since my daughter has a birthday on the 21st too and I don't want my blue mood to spoil her day. it is starting to look up though so that's good.