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I am against the denial and abuse of the United States Constitution. To me, the United States Constitution is more important for our unalienable Rights as citizens then the Karan or even the 10 commandments. It is not our privilege to have a written document for our protection, but true to be self-evident of our rights not only as citizens of this great nation but...
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Okay, so I'm not a Fall Out Boy fan. I, of course, interviewed Pete Wentz last year and pretty much determined then that he was a giant pile of no-talent. This is further evident by the new Fall Out Boy Live Album (check it out on iTunes). It is appalling and can further signify that Fall Out Boy is strictly a studio band.

News is...
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Ann Coulter is a narrow-minded bitch.













...that is all.

George W. Bush
White House
Washington, D.C.


Dear Mr. Bush:

Congratulations on vetoing yet another bill* passed by congress. We need to put those liberal Democrats in their place; show them who's in charge. It's best to throw the entire national debt towards the war in Iraq; we will survive here on the home front! Yes, indeed.

Of course I'm being sarcastic, and with that...
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It was just before nightfall when I heard scratching behind my closet door. I ignored it for the creaky floor, which tends to make strange noises this time of year, and went back to writing. But suddenly it happened again, yet this time much louder and ugly - like a hoot owl shoved in a blender, it was a mixture of long nails clawing the...
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Song to get: "I'm slowly turning into you"

Countdown...

40 Days: The White Stripes

3 Days: RUSH

Oh I love Summer Concerts (that I've got front row seats to)!

Contest of Animals:
A Deprived and Twisted Tale of the Florida Cheer & Dance Championship


"How old are you...eighteen? Ah, eight...stay that way!"
- Response after an eight-year old cheerleader complained about the reception of her cell-phone.

Rancid fumes fill the cold winter air as I top off the Jeep's tank with three dollar-per-gallon gasoline. "George Bush better do something about those Arabs or...
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So, the question remains:

Is it better to remain safely on shore - or to get out there and brave the rough tide of the unknown?

definition of "tarmstrong"
Stumbled over it and totally confused.

Something I wrote back in January.


Bread Orgy and Crazy Eyes

There's a lot of bread in my house. Looks as if the Pillsbury Doughboy had a bunch of his pals over for an all-night orgy on top of my countertops! No expensive cunts with big tits herejust bread, and lots of it. Rye, wheat, sour dough, and of course, white.

The night before, I...
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Is Becoming Pregnant a High School Trend?

Imagine taking your lovely date to the senior prom. The time of your life forever captured by this one moment. Dancing, dining, laughing, and eventually, if you're lucky, banging her wildly in the backseat of your '79 Trans Am. Pass out the condoms in the men's room and rock the night away in the school parking lot. Ah,...
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