Picking up from where I last left off.
Reason 84 of why I am going to hell
I constantly use terms such as, squaw, paiute, praire nigger, nee chees, chug, pre-tendians, camel jocky, sand nigger, diaper hear, abba-dabbas, cab nigers and such and such and etc the list could go on for fucking ever.
Basically you can find the majority (not all) of my racial put downs here .
Reason 211 of why I am going to hell
I stole a parking meter once, actually it was a couple parking meters.
Reason 115 of why I am going to hell
Sometimes I park in the handicap spot, sometimes I park over 2 handicap stops. Im just an asshole I guess.
Reason 225 of why I am going to hell
I once told a prof I was going to murder her but not before I would force to her watch me kill her unborn child.
If you want to confirm this, please consult the dean of arts and sciece at the UofS. Yes it was an empty threat, but she had it coming, she was a bitch, and when I hauled her ass infront of a board and claimed that she was purposely giving me bad marks, they found it true. My work was submitted before other professors and deemed more than with in passing standards. Her personal angst against me proved to be her cause of dismissal.
I could write this bloody list for the next 3 days non stop geez, I give up.
Anyways, Im rather pissed off right now. Tonight I went to go buy a million for life lottery ticket. I left my shop for about 5 min to do so, So I get over to the gas station and theres his praire nigger who just walked up to the counter who wants to rent two videos, fucking whatever, its 5 minutes to 7 on my watch, on my cell, on the little fucking blinking lottery 649 board. Long story short, the dumb ass retard behind the counter took so fucking long to rent these two movies this asshole in front of me by the time I got up and asked to buy a ticket, the time to buy had fucking closed. Sweet merciful god I was ready to murder that dumbass behind the counter. Murphys law dictates, my ticket, since I didnt buy it, would have been the winner guaranteed. If I would have bought it, I wouldnt have won cause its murphys law, but still since I didnt buy it, it was the winner, and now some other already semi rich asshole probly won that fucking thing. I have to go have a cigarette now, whats that? I quit? sure as hell did, but tonight, I make an acception.
Theres some asshole in the parking lot behind my building with his fucking subwoofers going full hard core max, I wonder if he knows what the fucking time is. Hes not even in the fucking car, he just left it running to go inside the fucking building. Hes been gone for over 10 minutes, its kinda rude to alot of people in this building who I know, have to go to school and go to work tomorow. So what did I do? I loaded up a waterballon with canola oil
mind you this was not an easy feat. It was about the size of a baseball. You can of course assume what I did with said oil balloon, I opened up my balchony door and threw it at his car. It blew up nicely across the back window, have fun cleaning that off shit wad.
I broke my debit card today, mainly the way it sits in my wallet made it crack, it was a long time coming, but still, its a pain in the ass, now I have to get a temp one till my new one arrives. Im sure you all give a flying crap, but Im sharing it with you anyways.
Its 1:15 am, I gona order a pizza.
Also I just bought some swag some the SG shop, they charged me $17 american for shipping, I think I got hosed, for 17 dollars it better get here with in a week or Im gona shit.
Reason 84 of why I am going to hell
I constantly use terms such as, squaw, paiute, praire nigger, nee chees, chug, pre-tendians, camel jocky, sand nigger, diaper hear, abba-dabbas, cab nigers and such and such and etc the list could go on for fucking ever.
Basically you can find the majority (not all) of my racial put downs here .
Reason 211 of why I am going to hell
I stole a parking meter once, actually it was a couple parking meters.
Reason 115 of why I am going to hell
Sometimes I park in the handicap spot, sometimes I park over 2 handicap stops. Im just an asshole I guess.
Reason 225 of why I am going to hell
I once told a prof I was going to murder her but not before I would force to her watch me kill her unborn child.
If you want to confirm this, please consult the dean of arts and sciece at the UofS. Yes it was an empty threat, but she had it coming, she was a bitch, and when I hauled her ass infront of a board and claimed that she was purposely giving me bad marks, they found it true. My work was submitted before other professors and deemed more than with in passing standards. Her personal angst against me proved to be her cause of dismissal.
I could write this bloody list for the next 3 days non stop geez, I give up.
Anyways, Im rather pissed off right now. Tonight I went to go buy a million for life lottery ticket. I left my shop for about 5 min to do so, So I get over to the gas station and theres his praire nigger who just walked up to the counter who wants to rent two videos, fucking whatever, its 5 minutes to 7 on my watch, on my cell, on the little fucking blinking lottery 649 board. Long story short, the dumb ass retard behind the counter took so fucking long to rent these two movies this asshole in front of me by the time I got up and asked to buy a ticket, the time to buy had fucking closed. Sweet merciful god I was ready to murder that dumbass behind the counter. Murphys law dictates, my ticket, since I didnt buy it, would have been the winner guaranteed. If I would have bought it, I wouldnt have won cause its murphys law, but still since I didnt buy it, it was the winner, and now some other already semi rich asshole probly won that fucking thing. I have to go have a cigarette now, whats that? I quit? sure as hell did, but tonight, I make an acception.
Theres some asshole in the parking lot behind my building with his fucking subwoofers going full hard core max, I wonder if he knows what the fucking time is. Hes not even in the fucking car, he just left it running to go inside the fucking building. Hes been gone for over 10 minutes, its kinda rude to alot of people in this building who I know, have to go to school and go to work tomorow. So what did I do? I loaded up a waterballon with canola oil
mind you this was not an easy feat. It was about the size of a baseball. You can of course assume what I did with said oil balloon, I opened up my balchony door and threw it at his car. It blew up nicely across the back window, have fun cleaning that off shit wad.
I broke my debit card today, mainly the way it sits in my wallet made it crack, it was a long time coming, but still, its a pain in the ass, now I have to get a temp one till my new one arrives. Im sure you all give a flying crap, but Im sharing it with you anyways.
Its 1:15 am, I gona order a pizza.
Also I just bought some swag some the SG shop, they charged me $17 american for shipping, I think I got hosed, for 17 dollars it better get here with in a week or Im gona shit.
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but I will bore you to death with vacation pictures, but I'll warn you, it's will be a slow death as it will take a couple of months.