Well fuck its a new year, and with that new year came my birthday to which merry times were had by all and my goal to drink passed my age went of with out a hitch. If I were actually the amount I consumed I would be alot older. Suffice to say I dont actually know how much I drank, Since after consuming 23 beverages in the first 3 hours left me in a sorry state of being unable to count afterwards. Let alone, stand, sit up, hold down food, see straight and talk normally. Regardless how much you drink and how well you think your talking to everyone else they usually hear something more like this " Hmmmmhhhhrhhhhh fuck......muah uhm hwah bwah gah hmmummarah ummm" Which was was pretty much the state I was in.
We did manange to clean the pub out of gin and wild turkey, which givin that there were about 15 of us, wasnt that hard. Someone that evening had attempting to make me ill with a shot of rye and pickle juice, which I remeber it not tasting that bad. Come to think of it Im rather fond of it now. Despite the fact that I became horribly ill and threw up the rest of the evening, I continued to enjoy the festivies that I had planned for my birthday and amazingly enough woke up the next day unscathed. Thanks to my prepping at home before I left. Bucket neck to the bed, multiple bottles of gatorade and water, vitamin b12 and a towel. I drank all the liquids I could whilst popping b12 and blacked out. Woke up feeling fine. I was misitfied myself.
Well, back to where I was, its a new year and what better to kick off the new year then by recapping the amusing things that I had done last year. So I may relive them in my head and make small mental notes to either attemtping to do them better this year or avoid them all together. Heres a few ramdom events.
Recap of my 2006
-Drank to much
-Didnt drink enough sometimes
- Didnt sleep enough sometimes
- Slept to much sometimes
-Got blown up by things and occurances to many times
- Got cut up by things blowing up and random occurances to many times
- Didnt see enough concerts
-Didnt get to travel enough
-Got my new car, hurrray!
-Airsoft games...drool
-To many concusions.
-Not enough time for myself, as in reading or just plain relaxing.
-Best camping trip ever, ran naked along the sand in pitch black till I ran into a garbage can and got sand in my ass.
- Got my first ingrown toe nail, god that was gay
- Smoked my first real cuban cigar...not that big of a deal.
- Gave up smokin for good. Accept only when drinking or special occasions.
- To many half unfinished hair brained inventions that never work. That power drill powered bbq chicken cooker never really made it very far.
-Took out my libret piercing, I miss it, dearly.
-not enough time spent with my SG family. God damn it
I think thats good for now, I dont know what to really expect from 2007. Im not holding my breath for anything intresting but well with me you never know. Things just like to blow up in my face sometimes. Like that bbq last summer that blew up in my face and took out 1/8th of my balchony, gee lets not ever do that again. Im bored I cant sleep, nothing is good on tv, I think its time for bed.
Welcome to the new year folks, happy new year! Regardless of the fucking fact that its a month in already, and best wishes to all my friends and Die in a fire to all I hate.
We did manange to clean the pub out of gin and wild turkey, which givin that there were about 15 of us, wasnt that hard. Someone that evening had attempting to make me ill with a shot of rye and pickle juice, which I remeber it not tasting that bad. Come to think of it Im rather fond of it now. Despite the fact that I became horribly ill and threw up the rest of the evening, I continued to enjoy the festivies that I had planned for my birthday and amazingly enough woke up the next day unscathed. Thanks to my prepping at home before I left. Bucket neck to the bed, multiple bottles of gatorade and water, vitamin b12 and a towel. I drank all the liquids I could whilst popping b12 and blacked out. Woke up feeling fine. I was misitfied myself.
Well, back to where I was, its a new year and what better to kick off the new year then by recapping the amusing things that I had done last year. So I may relive them in my head and make small mental notes to either attemtping to do them better this year or avoid them all together. Heres a few ramdom events.
Recap of my 2006
-Drank to much
-Didnt drink enough sometimes
- Didnt sleep enough sometimes
- Slept to much sometimes
-Got blown up by things and occurances to many times
- Got cut up by things blowing up and random occurances to many times
- Didnt see enough concerts
-Didnt get to travel enough
-Got my new car, hurrray!
-Airsoft games...drool
-To many concusions.
-Not enough time for myself, as in reading or just plain relaxing.
-Best camping trip ever, ran naked along the sand in pitch black till I ran into a garbage can and got sand in my ass.
- Got my first ingrown toe nail, god that was gay
- Smoked my first real cuban cigar...not that big of a deal.
- Gave up smokin for good. Accept only when drinking or special occasions.
- To many half unfinished hair brained inventions that never work. That power drill powered bbq chicken cooker never really made it very far.
-Took out my libret piercing, I miss it, dearly.
-not enough time spent with my SG family. God damn it
I think thats good for now, I dont know what to really expect from 2007. Im not holding my breath for anything intresting but well with me you never know. Things just like to blow up in my face sometimes. Like that bbq last summer that blew up in my face and took out 1/8th of my balchony, gee lets not ever do that again. Im bored I cant sleep, nothing is good on tv, I think its time for bed.
Welcome to the new year folks, happy new year! Regardless of the fucking fact that its a month in already, and best wishes to all my friends and Die in a fire to all I hate.
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And it is VERY wintry here now.