Guess who almost quit his job tonight?!? What a shit-assed fucked up company I work for, that I've devoted 10 years of my life to. I had found out that one of my HOURLY employees, that works 38 hours a week versus my 50 hour week, is making a coupple thousand more a year than I am. And when the store manager was confronted with it, she crawled up my ass so far, a sneeze would have sent her flying across the room at 700 mph (which, oddly enough, is the average wind force of a sneeze, and yes, you can sneeze with your eyes open without blowing them out of their sockets. All true...).
Then, Iwas told, that I would have to do some Lowes/Jim Jones intervention fucking thing, to get me to where I need to be when my review comes in 2 months. Because of my attitude, my attendance issues (I've missed 2 days this year)...ANDTO GET ME BACK INTO THE LOWES "MINDSET'. next they'll be wanting us to remove our penises before we lay waiting for the creator to fly by on his comet! FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to purge that on you. Feel my pain, biznatches!
Anyway... I did manage my own shining moments.
1. When she said that I never even mentioned that I would take the job as long as none of my people were making more than me, i looked her straight in the eye and called her a liar. How often do you wish that you could do that to someone, because you are just that reviled my them, you despise them that much. but you just havent found tha person yet. She's the reason that we are lucky enough to have the Ted Bundys and the Manson Families of the world. Hell couldn't be hot enough for that woman
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2. She said she never looked at anyones wages when they hired them for my crew, then 30 seconds later said she looked at _____ _______ wages, then _______ __________ and had to give him a raise to get him up to another persons wage on my crews, and she hired the others in at the same wage. So I stopped her and reminded her that she denied looking at anyones wages in her last breath. I've never seen anyone so dumbfounded in my life. Priceless!
I'll rant more later. Must KILL stupid BOTS for self gratification... or just masturbate. HA! BOTS WIN. For now.
Then, Iwas told, that I would have to do some Lowes/Jim Jones intervention fucking thing, to get me to where I need to be when my review comes in 2 months. Because of my attitude, my attendance issues (I've missed 2 days this year)...ANDTO GET ME BACK INTO THE LOWES "MINDSET'. next they'll be wanting us to remove our penises before we lay waiting for the creator to fly by on his comet! FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to purge that on you. Feel my pain, biznatches!
Anyway... I did manage my own shining moments.
1. When she said that I never even mentioned that I would take the job as long as none of my people were making more than me, i looked her straight in the eye and called her a liar. How often do you wish that you could do that to someone, because you are just that reviled my them, you despise them that much. but you just havent found tha person yet. She's the reason that we are lucky enough to have the Ted Bundys and the Manson Families of the world. Hell couldn't be hot enough for that woman
!
2. She said she never looked at anyones wages when they hired them for my crew, then 30 seconds later said she looked at _____ _______ wages, then _______ __________ and had to give him a raise to get him up to another persons wage on my crews, and she hired the others in at the same wage. So I stopped her and reminded her that she denied looking at anyones wages in her last breath. I've never seen anyone so dumbfounded in my life. Priceless!
I'll rant more later. Must KILL stupid BOTS for self gratification... or just masturbate. HA! BOTS WIN. For now.
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whaa:
You make me giggle.
whaa:
Jim! What happened??