Some wonderful person gave me a meerkat thong.
I wonder how many people are going to insist I prove that such an item exists....
I wonder how many people are going to insist I prove that such an item exists....
I just made a raw peach pie.
So.
Fucking.
Good.
In closing, geckos are cute.
So.
Fucking.
Good.
In closing, geckos are cute.
gentleman_loser:
Raw peach pie? I want one. I'll trade you for some seitan and a tofu frittata....
gentleman_loser:
Can I have the pie recipe? :-) oh, pretty please with a cherry on top?
Dear Dysfunctional Past
Fuck you. May you eat lead paint and die, only to be consumed by maggots and excreeted like the pile of fecal matter that you are.
Sine Cera,
Me
Dear Functional Present,
I love you. You may stay.
That is all.
Fuck you. May you eat lead paint and die, only to be consumed by maggots and excreeted like the pile of fecal matter that you are.
Sine Cera,
Me
Dear Functional Present,
I love you. You may stay.
That is all.
gentleman_loser:
Here, here!
I'll drink to that!
I'll drink to that!
Worlds.
Grandest.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grandest.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I won and a good time was had by all.
I am mentally ready. Now I just need for my body to catch up.
Not long now. Not long at all.
I am mentally ready. Now I just need for my body to catch up.
Not long now. Not long at all.
runpunalpha:
Not long for what?
gentleman_loser:
Hehehe know what is good energy food? Seitan..all that protein..and stuff..I've got lots ;-)
One big bundle of nerves I am right now.
Will I emerge in triumph over them?
Hmmm....I believe the important thing is that right now, I am covered in Asian themed gold silk.
I rule....my nerves do not (and will not).
They will go strait to someplace unseasonably cold. And also moosey.
MOOSEY!
Will I emerge in triumph over them?
Hmmm....I believe the important thing is that right now, I am covered in Asian themed gold silk.
I rule....my nerves do not (and will not).
They will go strait to someplace unseasonably cold. And also moosey.
MOOSEY!
It would seem I am happiest when indulging an obsession.
Why must they all converge at the same nexus?
Why must they all converge at the same nexus?
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runpunalpha:
By the way, this new format is a waste of html!
nado:
Careful what you ask for. I have to be in Minneapolis for business in the near future, probably in August. That's one way to rectify the situation. 
So I am suring for porn on an Apple. The irony is not lost on me.
You know its funny, strippers have such a bad (and undeserved) reputation.
All the people I have met in the industry have been nothing but kind, generous and helpfull to me.
Like one big family. More sensual and with a better smell than most families though.
Perhaps I have...
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You know its funny, strippers have such a bad (and undeserved) reputation.
All the people I have met in the industry have been nothing but kind, generous and helpfull to me.
Like one big family. More sensual and with a better smell than most families though.
Perhaps I have...
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My mouth is dry, my panties are soaked, and I can still detect the wonderfull aroma of a stripper on my person.
Of all the things in the universe, are females not the finest?
*contented sigh*
Of all the things in the universe, are females not the finest?
*contented sigh*
All of my old technology is breaking!
Stupid pc.
Im so purchasing a Mac.
Stupid pc.
Im so purchasing a Mac.
runpunalpha:
Sorry to hear about the old technology crumbling, but you will be so much more happy with a mac. 
chezgeek:
heh... nope. i guess true love just never dies
how bout some photographic evidence of it in action?