Thursday Dec 14, 2006

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And the Lord God (your savior) said unto me:
"Go forth and purchase sake.
Purchase not the premium sake, as you know not of premium.
Learn of sake you must, as it is in accordance with prophecy.
One day, you will know of the goodness that is premium sake."
Thy will be done.

Sunday Dec 10, 2006

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Fewer things are nastier than jizz from a man I am not attracted to.
So Im giving this guy a bed dance and he says somthing about watching him cum...
I look down and tip of his cock is sticking out of the top of his pants.
I tell him he cant do that and BAM jizz everywhere.
EWWWW!
He seemed pretty pleased with himself....
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gentleman_loser:
Ewww puke ooo aaa
lu_jimu:
Ok, you failed to mention whether or not the bouncer broke that Mother Fucker's face for pulling that shit. Down here that would get a guy in the hospital.
mad

P.S. Dude's lucky I don't live closer or I'd be rearranging his testicles so they come out his mouth!

Saturday Nov 25, 2006

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Attention world. I am bipoly.
If you are not comfortable with me being bipoly, do not attempt to persue me sexually.
You may manage to win my love, but sex and love are totally seperate things in my world.
They can peacefully coexist, but they have nothing to do with each other.
This does not mean that I have some manner of social disease that...
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lu_jimu:
HA! Dehydrating! No kidding....one needs a little fountain of water next to your bed.

blackeyed
omega668:
oh yes !

Thursday Nov 23, 2006

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I RULE! I worked my first night shift last night. I did better than I thought I would, considering crowds cause my social anxiety to rev into high gear.
Strippers are fascinating creatures. I spet a good portion of the night sitting in the DJ booth thinking what fun was to observe them in their natural environment....then the irony of the situation occured to me....
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freud:
Oh man! you have to read the book "Candy Girl" by Diablo Cody... promise? smile
gentleman_loser:
You';re dancing now???Gigity, I have to take me a trip to ..um..oh..er...what state were you in again ? Minnesota? Michigan? ;-)

Friday Nov 10, 2006

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I met a porn star at work yesterday. How many people can honestly say that?
She was a total sweetheart, too.
Have you hugged your porn star today?
freud:
who was it?
gentleman_loser:
No, I haven't!What's wrong with me :p

Sunday Oct 08, 2006

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My body is a battlefield of bruises and I am sore from head to toe.
Best.
Job.
Ever.
love
miao!! ARRR!!!
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otoki:
I think the fact that you weren't told not to touch pretty much sums up why I don't like DG. They've beel like that longer than choice. That's why we got a mass exodus of DG girls to Choice before Choice turned into the same fucking thing.
otoki:
I'd advise against pinning their hands. Just move their hands away. If they keep trying, tell them you don't want to get in trouble. If you get the feeling they're just assholes who are out to grope you, tell them as soon as you notice them TRYING to touch you that if they touch you, the dance is over and they still owe you money.

Talk to your security to make sure you can get your money without any trouble.

Saturday Sep 23, 2006

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My home is chock full of durian.
And coconuts.
I will make pie.
Pie of a pumpkinny nature.
love
runpunalpha:
Nooo! Not the durian! Noooo!

Sunday Sep 03, 2006

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Early morning found me in an REM induced hentai. Let me tell you, I make one adorable hentai babe.
Only a few days post op and my pain has subsided! There remains the horrible itching.
I am typing this by the soft glow of a low carbon honey scented candle. A cool breeze carries with it the fresh scent brought to my planet by the...
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runpunalpha:
Humans don't get fleas, just the bubonic plague from fleas. My sister is sending me some stuff to get rid of them, and although it won't be natural I really don't have choices anymore.
freud:
awwwwwww love

Thursday Aug 31, 2006

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There is a suture in my right eye, and its rubbing against my eyelid.
GAH!
I want it to dissolve so I can get on with my life!
Also, I am tired, but I cannot sleep.
Dollars to vegan doughnuts that its because REM causes enough pain to awaken me with a start.
Funny thing is, I could swear I am developing an addiction to...
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theredbaron:
I enjoy your posts.
gentleman_loser:
Aww, i am sorry to hear it. I for one have never had surgery for anything to date (knock on wood). I have a kind of crooked middle finger on my right hand in fact becasue I didnt want to have it operated on years ago for something that seemed pointless. Ah well.

P.s. where are the meerkat thong pics? My imagination only takes me so far ;-)

P.p.s I have lots of free time these days...so the whole enslavement and cooking thing...now would be a good time. I'm in Canada, you can look me up in the book. LOL.

Thursday Aug 24, 2006

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Warningshockedffensive religious comment below.

FUCK Im in a foul mood today. Someone who is not me just spent 20 minutes noisily slurping melon in my kitchen.
A strange irritation of mine, I cannot stand listening to someone who is a noisy eater.
Its interesting, some people sound like they have a megaphone imbeded in their mouth that is tuned to high when they eat....
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freud:
i HATE noisy eaters more than anything... well that and people who scrape their silverware on their plates... that just makes my stomach turn.... puke
runpunalpha:
No burning man this year for me either.
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