Friday Nov 10, 2006

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I met a porn star at work yesterday. How many people can honestly say that?
She was a total sweetheart, too.
Have you hugged your porn star today?
freud:
who was it?
gentleman_loser:
No, I haven't!What's wrong with me :p

Sunday Oct 08, 2006

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My body is a battlefield of bruises and I am sore from head to toe.
Best.
Job.
Ever.
love
miao!! ARRR!!!
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otoki:
I think the fact that you weren't told not to touch pretty much sums up why I don't like DG. They've beel like that longer than choice. That's why we got a mass exodus of DG girls to Choice before Choice turned into the same fucking thing.
otoki:
I'd advise against pinning their hands. Just move their hands away. If they keep trying, tell them you don't want to get in trouble. If you get the feeling they're just assholes who are out to grope you, tell them as soon as you notice them TRYING to touch you that if they touch you, the dance is over and they still owe you money.

Talk to your security to make sure you can get your money without any trouble.

Saturday Sep 23, 2006

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My home is chock full of durian.
And coconuts.
I will make pie.
Pie of a pumpkinny nature.
love
runpunalpha:
Nooo! Not the durian! Noooo!

Sunday Sep 03, 2006

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Early morning found me in an REM induced hentai. Let me tell you, I make one adorable hentai babe.
Only a few days post op and my pain has subsided! There remains the horrible itching.
I am typing this by the soft glow of a low carbon honey scented candle. A cool breeze carries with it the fresh scent brought to my planet by the...
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runpunalpha:
Humans don't get fleas, just the bubonic plague from fleas. My sister is sending me some stuff to get rid of them, and although it won't be natural I really don't have choices anymore.
freud:
awwwwwww love

Thursday Aug 31, 2006

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There is a suture in my right eye, and its rubbing against my eyelid.
GAH!
I want it to dissolve so I can get on with my life!
Also, I am tired, but I cannot sleep.
Dollars to vegan doughnuts that its because REM causes enough pain to awaken me with a start.
Funny thing is, I could swear I am developing an addiction to...
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theredbaron:
I enjoy your posts.
gentleman_loser:
Aww, i am sorry to hear it. I for one have never had surgery for anything to date (knock on wood). I have a kind of crooked middle finger on my right hand in fact becasue I didnt want to have it operated on years ago for something that seemed pointless. Ah well.

P.s. where are the meerkat thong pics? My imagination only takes me so far ;-)

P.p.s I have lots of free time these days...so the whole enslavement and cooking thing...now would be a good time. I'm in Canada, you can look me up in the book. LOL.

Thursday Aug 24, 2006

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Warningshockedffensive religious comment below.

FUCK Im in a foul mood today. Someone who is not me just spent 20 minutes noisily slurping melon in my kitchen.
A strange irritation of mine, I cannot stand listening to someone who is a noisy eater.
Its interesting, some people sound like they have a megaphone imbeded in their mouth that is tuned to high when they eat....
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freud:
i HATE noisy eaters more than anything... well that and people who scrape their silverware on their plates... that just makes my stomach turn.... puke
runpunalpha:
No burning man this year for me either.

Wednesday Aug 16, 2006

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Some wonderful person gave me a meerkat thong.
I wonder how many people are going to insist I prove that such an item exists....
gentleman_loser:
*raises hand*
biggrin
how bout some photographic evidence of it in action? wink
gentleman_loser:
*twist, twist*

Thursday Aug 10, 2006

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I just made a raw peach pie.
So.
Fucking.
Good.
In closing, geckos are cute.
gentleman_loser:
Raw peach pie? I want one. I'll trade you for some seitan and a tofu frittata....

gentleman_loser:
Can I have the pie recipe? :-) oh, pretty please with a cherry on top?
biggrin ooo aaa

Friday Jul 28, 2006

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Dear Dysfunctional Past
Fuck you. May you eat lead paint and die, only to be consumed by maggots and excreeted like the pile of fecal matter that you are.
Sine Cera,
Me

Dear Functional Present,
I love you. You may stay.
That is all.
gentleman_loser:
Here, here!
I'll drink to that!
ooo aaa

Wednesday Jul 26, 2006

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Worlds.
Grandest.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thursday Jun 29, 2006

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I won and a good time was had by all.
I am mentally ready. Now I just need for my body to catch up.
Not long now. Not long at all.
runpunalpha:
Not long for what?
gentleman_loser:
Hehehe know what is good energy food? Seitan..all that protein..and stuff..I've got lots ;-)

Wednesday Jun 28, 2006

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One big bundle of nerves I am right now.
Will I emerge in triumph over them?
Hmmm....I believe the important thing is that right now, I am covered in Asian themed gold silk.
I rule....my nerves do not (and will not).
They will go strait to someplace unseasonably cold. And also moosey.
MOOSEY!
ARRR!!!
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