This is a true story:
Well... it was an ordinary day like any other. Summer, and stupidly hot as always.
My dog who is pretty freakin massive was walking around knocking shit over because she doesn't care decided she wanted to go outside. You know... she heard a noise, and dogs like to investigate. Well... she went outside... except without asking. She just broke the damn door down with her muscular head, and chewed through the plaster for no apparent reason other than to piss me off even more. I woke up to all this non-sense noise only to hear the garbage truck. One second its making its basic garbage truck noises, and then the next thing I know I hear screaming, and holy fucks, and WTFDOG!?!?... basic stuff you hear when a dog slams its huge head into the truck, and sends it spiraling into the house across the street. I run out to see what I knew my dog had obviously caused, and what is she doing?!? Thats right... she is molesting the garbage men, and power lifting an old suede couch from the 70's.
Well... it was an ordinary day like any other. Summer, and stupidly hot as always.
My dog who is pretty freakin massive was walking around knocking shit over because she doesn't care decided she wanted to go outside. You know... she heard a noise, and dogs like to investigate. Well... she went outside... except without asking. She just broke the damn door down with her muscular head, and chewed through the plaster for no apparent reason other than to piss me off even more. I woke up to all this non-sense noise only to hear the garbage truck. One second its making its basic garbage truck noises, and then the next thing I know I hear screaming, and holy fucks, and WTFDOG!?!?... basic stuff you hear when a dog slams its huge head into the truck, and sends it spiraling into the house across the street. I run out to see what I knew my dog had obviously caused, and what is she doing?!? Thats right... she is molesting the garbage men, and power lifting an old suede couch from the 70's.
Love,
Annika