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Ok... Ya know what? I think its about time I legitimately offer a post.

I will begin with what I would like to call my "Amusing conversations" area:

Guy at bar: I am so waste.... ohhhh I just farted
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Knuckles: Dude we are good charlotte
Guy at bar: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Knuckles: Yeah. We are playing quebec tomorrow.
Guy at bar: Oh man. Can I come. Like backstage!?
Knuckles: Yeah sure. Just head up there, and we will be waiting.
Me: Man... this guy has to be fucking trashed to think we are Good charlotte.
Knuckles: Pretty amusing either way... you have to admit.
Me: hah. Yeah. Something like that.
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Me: What the fuck are you doing?!?
Tom: Oh Im sorry... I was thinking about boobs
Me: Fair enough.
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Holly(manager at place I work): Your head wasn't exactly here was it?
Me: Oh yeah... sorry I was thinking about boobs.
Holly: Something is wrong with you.
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*Over walkie talkies*
Maria (Short pregnant girl I work with): is that your dad derek zoolander?
Me: Go hide behind a pebble you gremlin

Me: Bill I have a question...
Bill: go ahead...
Me: Does you milkshake bring all that landscapers to the yard?
Bill: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!

Me: Bill I have another question
Bill: go ahead....
Me: Is your chain so heavy that your neck don't like you?
Bill: I don't even understand

Me: Bill I have a question......
Bill: Go ahead
Me: You ever ghost ride your whip?
Bill: ........
Me: awesome

Me: Danny you have a copy?
Danny: Yeah
Me: I will give you $500 to do a roll in the tow-motor
Danny: I don't know about that.
Dan (Loader who chimed in): $500... shit give me that tow-motor
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gdon: Goddamnit I don't have a shot on this table
Knuckles: *calming voice* Its okay... we will get through this.
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In regards to my "I love vagina" t-shirt


Knuckles: awesome
Me: Yeah
Knuckles: So its kind of like hey look.
Me: Yeah... sort of like 'I am just throwing it out there... ball is in your court toots'
Knuckles: amazing

Random guy: Wow that shirt is fucking awesome
Me: Thanks. I figured instead of speaking truth I could just wear it instead.

Mom: What does that say?
Me: Idk...
Mom: Virginia?
Me: Seriously mom... think about it. Why would i love virginia?
Mom: OH.... Wait... DEREK!
Me: Truth

Random girls: awesome shirt
Me: Yeah... whats up? ; )
Random girls: *laugh*
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Me: Goddamnit hormones... go away
Hormones: Dude you need to get laid
Me: Seriously... I don't need this right now. Go supress yourselves again
Hormones: NEVER!!!!!!!!




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GBTacticalForce: Ugh... Fuck yeahhhhh
lolomginternet: O_o
GBTacticalForce: Its the GBTacticalForce!!!!!!
lolomginternet: :?
GBTacticalForce: The Gang Bang Tactical Force is unrelenting in its pursuit.
lolomginternet: oh wow... so wait
lolomginternet: are you out to gang bang me?
GBTacticalForce: We are currently not looking toward the male aspect of gang banging, but if the situation were right, and we were all high enough on meth... it could be possible.
lolomginternet: THAT IS A STANCE I CAN GET BEHIND
GBTacticalForce: Good. we will put you on the list then.
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*texting*
Me: Today is so slow that its making my penis soft
Tom: MMmMmm
Me: Make it hard! Now!!!
Tom: Let me rub it in my chest hair.
Me: OMG YES!!! That did it!
(outloud in the store I go "ZING!!!!")
Tom: /clap
Tom: Gay text message sex ftw
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*texting*
Jessica: I feel naked without my hat. heh. hows work?
Me: Good. I feel naked without my clothes on.
Jessica: Working without clothes on?
Me: Duhh. Very laid back enviroment. We all are.
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Derek #1: *narrating* He takes a breath. Takes a gulp of hair.... He dry heaves.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I rape you
Derek #1: *narrating* He trembles.
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Me: We need to start gangbangs. Do house services.
Tom: Yeah. Just show up at random houses, and tell them we are here for the gang bang. Meanwhile Derek slips through the back door, and is standing there naked saying "When is this starting"
Derek #1: lol.
Me: We all have to have our special sayings when we orgasm. I will just go "ughhhh fuuuck yeeahhhhh" in a really perverted voice.
Tom: I will throw my arms up right as I am, and yell "Im done" and pull out and fling semen everywhere as I turn really fast.
Derek #1: And we all have to have those batman utility belts on. Except its more like a string around your waist with a stick tied to it.
Tom: We need walkie talkies too. That way we can communicate.
Me: Yes, but unfortunately due to our close proximity they will all just feedback, and cause mass fits of anger.
Tom/Derek: Perfect
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rokdiv (1:24:18 PM): most definately
rokdiv(1:24:24 PM): you will be fine
rokdiv (1:24:39 PM): just dont be a douche
ConTainedTruth (1:24:54 PM): I dont know how to do that? How would one be a douche?
ConTainedTruth (1:25:24 PM): I lack the water content, and nastiness or something to do anything douchy...
rokdiv (1:26:07 PM): hahahahahaha
rokdiv (1:26:11 PM): thats hilarious
ConTainedTruth (1:26:57 PM): But outside of laugh laugh... Im actually curious as to what you meant... What have other people done to deserve that title?
rokdiv (1:27:11 PM): lol
rokdiv (1:27:13 PM): i dunno
rokdiv(1:27:22 PM): its kind of a general term
rokdiv (1:27:35 PM): all around assholes are actually douches as well
ConTainedTruth (1:27:44 PM): ahhh alright. Yeah.
ConTainedTruth (1:27:47 PM): Indeed they are.
rokdiv (1:27:49 PM): fuckface=douche
rokdiv (1:27:56 PM): moron=douche
rokdiv (1:28:05 PM): bad driver=douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:15 PM): Horrible oral giver = douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:17 PM): am I right or what
rokdiv (1:28:20 PM): fLOL
rokdiv (1:28:33 PM): totally

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Nit2bMe (11:52:43 AM): I'm an asshole
ConTainedTruth (11:52:49 AM): yes
ConTainedTruth (11:52:51 AM): lol. jk
Nit2bMe (11:52:54 AM): I just spelled "vertical" as v-e-r-t-i-c-l-e
ConTainedTruth (11:53:09 AM): Yeah. That is somewhat asshole.
Nit2bMe (11:53:17 AM): then stared at it like, "well that's not right...."
ConTainedTruth (11:53:32 AM): probably because you spelled it like an asshole
Nit2bMe (11:53:55 AM): that's like the time I put the chocolate milk mix in the fridge and the milk in the pantry and it took me 5 minutes to figure out why it looked wrong
ConTainedTruth (11:54:19 AM): gj
Nit2bMe (11:54:34 AM): I know right
Nit2bMe (11:54:39 AM): <~~ genius
ConTainedTruth (11:54:41 AM): indeed
Nit2bMe (11:55:22 AM): *nods*
ConTainedTruth (11:56:22 AM): RUN SILVERMAN!!!!! THEY ARE BOMBING!
Nit2bMe (11:56:52 AM): whowhatwhenwherewhy
ConTainedTruth (11:57:10 AM): Cover the flank. They have chinamen!
Nit2bMe (11:57:23 AM): mmmm chinamen

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Steve: you're the only person that i get in my random convos with

Steve: then again a lot of my friends would probably just call me stupid and that'd be the end of it hahaha

Me: shit stupid

me: no

me: its called clever

me: because who else would along with me think how shitty a hampers life has to be....

steve: eh, people have no creativity anymore

steve: yeah, that and a pumpkin... whose only purpose in life is to be gutted and cooked at high temperatures on one day of every year

steve: and then whose skin is then cut into cute little faces and shapes...

Me: oh no shit... fuck that. I wouldnt have that. Id say. You get that fucking knife away from me you cock sucker!

Me: AND WHAT DO THEY DO TO ME!

Me: they cut a whole for their penis... and face fuck me. I HATE BEING A PUMPKIN

Steve: i face fucked a chicken once... it was a bit painful, i must admit

Me: I think I seen that on the internet once... you are one sick man

Me: I mean who fucks a chicken

Me: at the most a llama

Me: llamas are cute... and need dick

steve: don't knock it before you try it... the bill, eh... i've had better... but anal penatration? forget about it... it's like heaven on a stick

steve: yeah, but don't forget... llama's spit...

steve: nobody likes a spitter

Me: good point... but remember... if you back away fast enough, and serve a right fist to the eye. A lesson is learned.

steve: very good point... i've used that approach a few times... the black eye really comes across pretty well...

steve: no better parting gift than a wrap on the jack johnson

Me: hahahahahaha... so true
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ReleaseWithTrust (11:53:39 PM): You took my fucking penis though Jessica... I dont have shit to pleasure anymore.
LubyBunny87 (11:53:53 PM): you'd find ways
LubyBunny87 (11:53:54 PM): haha
ReleaseWithTrust (11:54:22 PM): The only pleasure I could possibly have would be killing after that... I might as well just go insane now that I missing my dick.

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Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:53:42 PM): you know what the problem with the internet is?
ContainedTruth (11:54:22 PM): it doesnt produce the head?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:29 PM): not enough beastiality.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:36 PM): I wanna see bitches fucking monkeys
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:42 PM): not horses and dogs
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:55:00 PM): I feel robbed of my monthly adelphia fee of 45$
ContainedTruth (11:55:19 PM): wow!
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ContainedTruth (10:46:04 PM): Ahhh.. fuck you
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:10 PM): GG to YOU sir
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:25 PM): dude that shit is poppin
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:29 PM): u invented a new hairstyle
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:34 PM): u should be all proud
ContainedTruth (10:47:05 PM): Come off it
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:11 PM): lol
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:13 PM): come off what
ContainedTruth (10:47:29 PM): Come off my dick beyotch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:42 PM): shiiiiiit
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:57 PM): it's not in my creedo to pull out
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:48:01 PM): sorry
ContainedTruth (10:49:00 PM): Shit... please. You havent had your dick in anything since Dereks little sister mistaked you for me.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:18 PM): ouch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:24 PM): crotch shots eh?
ContainedTruth (10:50:08 PM): hahaha... figured Id hit up 3 people on one insult.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:42 PM): is there any other way?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:59 PM): 3 is the bare minimum for an insult
ContainedTruth (10:51:11 PM): Yeah...this is true.
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ContainedTruth (1:59:20 PM): wow we are going to raise a fuckin serial killer
LubyBunny87 (1:59:32 PM): it happens to the best of us.
LubyBunny87 (1:59:33 PM): hahah.
ContainedTruth (1:59:47 PM): Be locking girls in a pit in his basement yelling "PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
LubyBunny87 (1:59:57 PM): in his?
ContainedTruth (2:00:02 PM): Its
ContainedTruth (2:00:03 PM): idk
LubyBunny87 (2:00:03 PM): "his"
LubyBunny87 (2:00:05 PM): hahah.
LubyBunny87 (2:00:15 PM): his/her basement.
ContainedTruth (2:00:23 PM): Yeah there you go
ContainedTruth (2:00:24 PM): lol
LubyBunny87 (2:00:33 PM): should we worry if at the age of 4 they are stabbing cereal boxes with knives?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:38 PM): and saying open up bitch?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:43 PM): I want my mutha fuckin' cereal.
ContainedTruth (2:01:01 PM): hahahahahha!
LubyBunny87 (2:01:22 PM): we should give it less milk as a child so it isn't strong.
ContainedTruth (2:01:23 PM): Maybe...that might have actually been me teaching him/her that
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ContainedTruth (11:26:56 PM): stfu you stupid nipple
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:04 PM): nice bulletin
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:10 PM): omfg rofl i laughed
ContainedTruth (11:27:10 PM): haha...you like that shit bitch
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:14 PM): yeah i like it
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:43 PM): lolz
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:47 PM): it was funny
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:57 PM): i had a boner that i had to beat off it was so funny


ContainedTruth (12:29:53 AM): I bet if I blow a load in a cup I can sell it for like $233.83 on ebay or something.
n0th3r3 (12:29:59 AM): hahahah!
n0th3r3 (12:30:12 AM): freeze it... HAVE DEREK'S BABY!
n0th3r3 (12:30:13 AM): hahaha
ContainedTruth (12:31:03 AM): exactly
n0th3r3 (12:31:10 AM): wow, it's like a hurricane outside
ContainedTruth (12:31:14 AM): a 99 hance to have the best fuckin eyes ever.
n0th3r3 (12:31:26 AM): hahaa
ContainedTruth (12:32:02 AM): and be multi-talented... not be short, and fat.
ContainedTruth (12:32:16 AM): hell I might be able to sell for $34,914.91
n0th3r3 (12:32:36 AM): nah... i think you're totally capable of $34,914.92
ContainedTruth (12:32:52 AM): you think so? I think thats pushin it a bit to be honest...
n0th3r3 (12:32:57 AM): i dunno man
n0th3r3 (12:33:01 AM): you're pretty hot stuff
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S0m3thing Fierce (1:26:38 AM): i have sex with tarantulas
ContainedTruth (1:26:50 AM): hows that possible?
S0m3thing Fierce (1:30:58 AM): umm
S0m3thing Fierce (1:31:15 AM): dont ask questions just accept that fact that i can shape shift to suit the needs of any rape that i want to perform

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letsgo retro4 (3:18:15 AM): YOu LESBIAN
ContainedTruth (3:18:34 AM): yeah I am a lesbian. You got me. Congrats.
letsgo retro4 (3:18:50 AM): woohoo i knkew it
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Me:Im all wet... But please dont fuck me. Im a guy.
Steve: HAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin dick.
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ContainedTruth (4:34:08 AM): ever wake up with a baseball bat in your ass, and a note saying..Love "the ghost"
ssindigital (4:34:28 AM): nah, it was more like a cattle prod...
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ContainedTruth (1:24:06 AM):please...you dont know about no dr. t-rex and his short stubby arms and gnarling teeth. He dont gives a fucks about no door.
n0th3r3 (1:24:17 AM): hahaha
n0th3r3 (1:24:23 AM): what about the window?
ContainedTruth (1:27:09 AM): The window of doom...yeah that shits just over there. You walk through it...and all these midgets trying raping you. But then you play Sharel Crow, and they all start banging eachother. Then you can run around with a butcher knife ending all their lives. Its pretty insane.
n0th3r3 (1:29:03 AM): holy shit
n0th3r3 (1:29:10 AM): that's fucking rad
n0th3r3 (1:29:28 AM): and strangely enough very arousing
n0th3r3 (1:29:54 AM): how can you go wrong with a midget gang bang? i mean... damn
ContainedTruth (1:30:36 AM): Yeah...isnt it. Ive done it three times already. Last time I went through, and threw scat at all of them. actually you cant... Its like one of the top 10 most amusing things to take part of outside of using sour cream for anal lube.
n0th3r3 (1:30:50 AM): thats hot
n0th3r3 (1:30:57 AM): projectile scatting action i hope
n0th3r3 (1:30:59 AM): like a machine gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:08 AM): fuck a potato gun, more like a scat gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:10 AM): that's what im talkin about
ContainedTruth (1:31:20 AM): haha...holy shit. Dude we have got the plan.

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(this is about why being up this late sucks all the time)

ContainedTruth (3:25:07 AM): Paid programming can be molested by michael jackson as far as im concerned.
ICaughtFi (3:25:44 AM): thats for sure
ContainedTruth (3:28:46 AM): just trying to take a break and sit down...and turn on the tv to find that 37 channels are advertising how to make $500,000 in two weeks off of breast feeding.
ContainedTruth (3:28:52 AM): wtf?! that doesnt do me any good.
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ContainedTruth (4:04:29 AM): Id be pretty pissed off if a T-rex just ran through my wall or something, and spit on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:04:47 AM): no.. im not that pissed...
ContainedTruth (4:05:32 AM): Did I ask if you were pissed? I was saying if that happened to me I would be pissed. Not just pissed but pretty pissed. I mean a fucking T-rex through my wall!... A T-REX!!!! A spitting one at that.
letsgo retro4 (4:05:53 AM): haha
letsgo retro4 (4:06:00 AM): i wouldnt be pissed
letsgo retro4 (4:06:13 AM): just only for spitting on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:06:19 AM): & using the door
ContainedTruth (4:06:33 AM): Bullshit you wouldnt be... I bet you would the moment he ripped of your left arm with its gnarling teeth..
ContainedTruth (4:06:59 AM): T-rex dont give a fuck about no door...
letsgo retro4 (4:07:20 AM): welll.. not really... cause i would dead, by the time he ripped my head off.... so nah
ContainedTruth (4:08:42 AM): He isnt ripping off your head though...just your left arm. And then he stitches it together right afterwards because little did you know but T-rex is also a doctor.
letsgo retro4 (4:09:32 AM): haha is he realyl?
ContainedTruth (4:09:48 AM): Yeah...phd . Went the the T-rex school of doctor.
letsgo retro4 (4:10:38 AM): hahah

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ConTainedTruth (3:08:56 AM): This is something else that makes me want to punch babies>

These girls with stupid fucking quotes from Sex in the City in their profiles basically trying to give reason for their sluttiness.
ConTainedTruth(3:08:57 AM): Wtf
ConTainedTruth(3:08:58 AM): !
ssindigital (3:09:12 AM): oh i know
ssindigital (3:09:15 AM): i refuse to watch that show
ConTainedTruth (3:09:22 AM): It doesnt help your cause.
ssindigital (3:09:47 AM): all it does it exploit the fact that girls can be extremely dirty
ssindigital(3:10:10 AM): but of course when they have a show about dudes going around fuckin tons of girls they'll all go "typical guy"
ssindigital> (3:10:11 AM).: pfft
ssindigital (3:10:21 AM): bitch, you aint one to talk
ConTainedTruth (3:10:23 AM): If I see one more fucking quote from that show...Im breaking the fin of every baby seal I see from here on out.
ssindigital (3:10:23 AM): lol
ssindigital (3:10:41 AM): i love that term
ssindigital (3:10:43 AM): "typical guy"
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As some of you know gdon is my brother. Though gdon has disappeared from the site for reasons that to which he deems private he does still exist. This is what he had said about me at one point in time:

This was my brothers response to how he met me... And its all true which is great...Idk. for me it was funny! just figured Id share.

"So this motherfucker is just born right, and hes like "no way its cold out here, put me back assholes!!" and the doctors are like "fuck that, you know what we had to go thru to get you outta there. Your fuckin stayin buddy" and dereks like "fuck you" and he dies..............just for a little bit....................ok.........then he comes back, like that one guy.......whats his name....you know, in all the stories and shit that people believe.......oh yeah..jesus or some shit like that..fuck that guy. Anyways, derek comes back to life, gives everyone the middle finger....(that seriously happened until he was like 4)...calls us all assholes..(also really happened until he was 4)....announces hes here to rule the world and hes just been owning people ever since. I just watch and im like "no fuckin way, this is awesome!"

Btw. I love the fucking guy. He might be quite a bit different in certain aspect now than he was about 2-3 years ago, but hey... everyone goes through changes. Just the other day I changed my profile picture. That alone is proof. Either way he is awesome. So if you want to share some love for the guy drop a line my way, and I will relay it to him.
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Now onto something a little different. I had made this poem a long as time ago. Enjoy.

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So I am pretty much broke at the moment. End of the month bills + the fact that my car had issues did not in anyway help my cause.

I am hoping that with the next paycheck I got a raise. I know evaluations were handed in about two weeks ago, and I think its either this paycheck or the next one that would show a raise.

I really need one. Especially if my hours are going to get cut down more.

This sucks though. Id be willing to relocate if I knew I could land a good paying job, but the chances of that happening anytime soon are about slim to none.
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So I am a fairly open person. Not much I feel the need to keep private unless it involves family. So consider this an opportunity to get to know me a little better if youd like to.

Ask me something. I will answer it honestly both on this page, and yours so you know I responded.



Alright all. Take it easy.