Alright. This is to sort of cover some questions I seem to get a lot. Don't stop asking question. Keep it up. Just don't bother with these.
- Do you think you are perfect? No. I do not. I don't understand why I get this question. Am I supposed to lay around constantly in a fetal position, and talk about my flaws or something. Now... do I think I am good. Yes. I do. I happen to be lucky enough to be fairly talented at a lot of different things. Sure... I am somewhat cocky (though Id say more confident than anything) but deal with it. If you have a problem with this. You will find out that I don't care if you do.
- Do you wear contacts/ or anything to make your eyes that way? No
- How long have you been involved in music? About my whole life. Ive been playing drums for around 16 years. Guitar as well for about five years. My dad is a musician, and he brought me up around music. Ive never taken lessons, its just a natural ability. Yes, I know I could be much better with lessons. I am broke, and can't afford them. Give it a break already.
- OMG! Why did you delete me? Its fairly simple. I don't like you. Cry about it.
- Why don't you go fuck yourself? I do. Its called masturbation. Its common.
- Whats Cunnilingus? I don't understand why I even get this question.You have the internet at your disposal. Look it up!
To the question. It is the act of stimulating the female genitales mainly the clitoris with the tongue/mouth. Aka (Performing Oral sex on a female)
There tends to be side questions to this:
- Why state that you are pro at it? Because I felt like it. Accept it.
- Do you like doing that or something? Yes, I do. I happen to like it a lot.
- We should hang out sometime..? Hmmm... I will get back to you on that one.
- Whats your favorite music? Look at my profile. Notice that I will kick you in the uterus for asking this question. If you don't have a uterus. I will rip one out of someone. Cut you open. Staple it to something inside of your body. Then kick it. So really... stfu with the stupid questions when all the information is on my profile.
- Are you sane? Yes. I am sane. Ive yet to be put into a padded room. This is reason enough to consider myself sane.
- Why do you say the things you say? Its what I do. I think a little differently than most people.
- Whats Lycurgus? Its my middle name, and before you ask. I got it from my grandpa who got it from his dad. I love my middle name, and if we ever meet I will explain then how to say it right.
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That covers most of the questions I get commonly.
Feel free to ask me whatever you wish. Just don't bother with any of the above.
-Derek
- Do you think you are perfect? No. I do not. I don't understand why I get this question. Am I supposed to lay around constantly in a fetal position, and talk about my flaws or something. Now... do I think I am good. Yes. I do. I happen to be lucky enough to be fairly talented at a lot of different things. Sure... I am somewhat cocky (though Id say more confident than anything) but deal with it. If you have a problem with this. You will find out that I don't care if you do.
- Do you wear contacts/ or anything to make your eyes that way? No
- How long have you been involved in music? About my whole life. Ive been playing drums for around 16 years. Guitar as well for about five years. My dad is a musician, and he brought me up around music. Ive never taken lessons, its just a natural ability. Yes, I know I could be much better with lessons. I am broke, and can't afford them. Give it a break already.
- OMG! Why did you delete me? Its fairly simple. I don't like you. Cry about it.
- Why don't you go fuck yourself? I do. Its called masturbation. Its common.
- Whats Cunnilingus? I don't understand why I even get this question.You have the internet at your disposal. Look it up!
To the question. It is the act of stimulating the female genitales mainly the clitoris with the tongue/mouth. Aka (Performing Oral sex on a female)
There tends to be side questions to this:
- Why state that you are pro at it? Because I felt like it. Accept it.
- Do you like doing that or something? Yes, I do. I happen to like it a lot.
- We should hang out sometime..? Hmmm... I will get back to you on that one.
- Whats your favorite music? Look at my profile. Notice that I will kick you in the uterus for asking this question. If you don't have a uterus. I will rip one out of someone. Cut you open. Staple it to something inside of your body. Then kick it. So really... stfu with the stupid questions when all the information is on my profile.
- Are you sane? Yes. I am sane. Ive yet to be put into a padded room. This is reason enough to consider myself sane.
- Why do you say the things you say? Its what I do. I think a little differently than most people.
- Whats Lycurgus? Its my middle name, and before you ask. I got it from my grandpa who got it from his dad. I love my middle name, and if we ever meet I will explain then how to say it right.
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That covers most of the questions I get commonly.
Feel free to ask me whatever you wish. Just don't bother with any of the above.
-Derek
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