GBTacticalForce: Ugh... Fuck yeahhhhh
lolomginternet<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;"> O_o
GBTacticalForce<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;">: Its the GBTacticalForce nugga
lolomginternet: :?
GBTacticalForce<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;"> The Gang Bang Tactical Force is unrelenting in its pursuit.
lolomginternet: oh wow... so wait
lolomginternet: are you out to gang bang me?
GBTacticalForce: We are currently not looking toward the male aspect of gang banging, but if the situation were right, and we were all high enough on meth... it could be possible.
lolomginternet: THAT IS A STANCE I CAN GET BEHIND
GBTacticalForce: Good. we will put you on the list then.
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*texting*
Me: Today is so slow that its making my penis soft
Tom: MMmMmm
Me: Make it hard! Now!!!
Tom: Let me rub it in my chest hair.
Me: OMG YES!!! That did it!
(outloud in the store I go "ZING!!!!")
Tom: /clap
Tom: Gay text message sex ftw
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*texting*
Jessica: I feel naked without my hat. heh. hows work?
Me: Good. I feel naked without my clothes on.
Jessica: Working without clothes on?
Me: Duhh. Very laid back enviroment. We all are.
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Derek #1: *narrating* He takes a breath. Takes a gulp of hair.... He dry heaves.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I rape you
Derek #1: *narrating* He trembles.
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Me: We need to start gangbangs. Do house services.
Tom: Yeah. Just show up at random houses, and tell them we are here for the gang bang. Meanwhile Derek slips through the back door, and is standing there naked saying "When is this starting"
Derek #1: lol.
Me: We all have to have our special sayings when we orgasm. I will just go "ughhhh fuuuck yeeahhhhh" in a really perverted voice.
Tom: I will throw my arms up right as I am, and yell "Im done" and pull out and fling semen everywhere as I turn really fast.
Derek #1: And we all have to have those batman utility belts on. Except its more like a string around your waist with a stick tied to it.
Tom: We need walkie talkies too. That way we can communicate.
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rokdiv (1:24:18 PM): most definately
rokdiv(1:24:24 PM): you will be fine
rokdiv (1:24:39 PM): just dont be a douche
ConTainedTruth (1:24:54 PM): I dont know how to do that? How would one be a douche?
ConTainedTruth (1:25:24 PM): I lack the water content, and nastiness or something to do anything douchy...
rokdiv (1:26:07 PM): hahahahahaha
rokdiv (1:26:11 PM): thats hilarious
ConTainedTruth (1:26:57 PM): But outside of laugh laugh... Im actually curious as to what you meant... What have other people done to deserve that title?
rokdiv (1:27:11 PM): lol
rokdiv (1:27:13 PM): i dunno
rokdiv(1:27:22 PM): its kind of a general term
rokdiv (1:27:35 PM): all around assholes are actually douches as well
ConTainedTruth (1:27:44 PM): ahhh alright. Yeah.
ConTainedTruth (1:27:47 PM): Indeed they are.
rokdiv (1:27:49 PM): fuckface=douche
rokdiv (1:27:56 PM): moron=douche
rokdiv (1:28:05 PM): bad driver=douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:15 PM): Horrible oral giver = douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:17 PM): am I right or what
rokdiv (1:28:20 PM): fLOL
rokdiv (1:28:33 PM): totally
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Nit2bMe (11:52:43 AM): I'm an asshole
ConTainedTruth (11:52:49 AM): yes
ConTainedTruth (11:52:51 AM): lol. jk
Nit2bMe (11:52:54 AM): I just spelled "vertical" as v-e-r-t-i-c-l-e
ConTainedTruth (11:53:09 AM): Yeah. That is somewhat asshole.
Nit2bMe (11:53:17 AM): then stared at it like, "well that's not right...."
ConTainedTruth (11:53:32 AM): probably because you spelled it like an asshole
Nit2bMe (11:53:55 AM): that's like the time I put the chocolate milk mix in the fridge and the milk in the pantry and it took me 5 minutes to figure out why it looked wrong
ConTainedTruth (11:54:19 AM): gj
Nit2bMe (11:54:34 AM): I know right
Nit2bMe (11:54:39 AM): <~~ genius
ConTainedTruth (11:54:41 AM): indeed
Nit2bMe (11:55:22 AM): *nods*
ConTainedTruth (11:56:22 AM): RUN SILVERMAN!!!!! THEY ARE BOMBING!
Nit2bMe (11:56:52 AM): whowhatwhenwherewhy
ConTainedTruth (11:57:10 AM): Cover the flank. They have chinamen!
Nit2bMe (11:57:23 AM): mmmm chinamen
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Steve: you're the only person that i get in my random convos with
Steve: then again a lot of my friends would probably just call me stupid and that'd be the end of it hahaha
Me: shit stupid
me: no
me: its called clever
me: because who else would along with me think how shitty a hampers life has to be....
steve: eh, people have no creativity anymore
steve: yeah, that and a pumpkin... whose only purpose in life is to be gutted and cooked at high temperatures on one day of every year
steve: and then whose skin is then cut into cute little faces and shapes...
Me: oh no shit... fuck that. I wouldnt have that. Id say. You get that fucking knife away from me you cock sucker!
Me: AND WHAT DO THEY DO TO ME!
Me: they cut a whole for their penis... and face fuck me. I HATE BEING A PUMPKIN
Steve: i face fucked a chicken once... it was a bit painful, i must admit
Me: I think I seen that on the internet once... you are one sick man
Me: I mean who fucks a chicken
Me: at the most a llama
Me: llamas are cute... and need dick
steve: don't knock it before you try it... the bill, eh... i've had better... but anal penatration? forget about it... it's like heaven on a stick
steve: yeah, but don't forget... llama's spit...
steve: nobody likes a spitter
Me: good point... but remember... if you back away fast enough, and serve a right fist to the eye. A lesson is learned.
steve: very good point... i've used that approach a few times... the black eye really comes across pretty well...
steve: no better parting gift than a wrap on the jack johnson
Me: hahahahahaha... so true
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ReleaseWithTrust (5:55:45 PM): I would have been punching throats, and pissing on legs if I w3re you.
ReleaseWithTrust (5:56:32 PM): *punch...Punch!!!... piss piss piss* AH!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! *punch!...Piss*
ssindigital (5:56:55 PM): haha, yeah, i definitely should've
ssindigital (5:57:00 PM): i didn't find out until after the fact
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ReleaseWithTrust (11:53:39 PM): You took my fucking penis though Jessica... I dont have shit to pleasure anymore.
LubyBunny87 (11:53:53 PM): you'd find ways
LubyBunny87 (11:53:54 PM): haha
ReleaseWithTrust (11:54:22 PM): The only pleasure I could possibly have would be killing after that... I might as well just go insane now that I missing my dick.
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Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:53:42 PM): you know what the problem with the internet is?
ContainedTruth (11:54:22 PM): it doesnt produce the head?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:29 PM): not enough beastiality.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:36 PM): I wanna see bitches fucking monkeys
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:42 PM): not horses and dogs
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:55:00 PM): I feel robbed of my monthly adelphia fee of 45$
ContainedTruth (11:55:19 PM): wow!
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ContainedTruth (10:46:04 PM): Ahhh.. fuck you
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:10 PM): GG to YOU sir
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:25 PM): dude that shit is poppin
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:29 PM): u invented a new hairstyle
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:34 PM): u should be all proud
ContainedTruth (10:47:05 PM): Come off it
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:11 PM): lol
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:13 PM): come off what
ContainedTruth (10:47:29 PM): Come off my dick beyotch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:42 PM): shiiiiiit
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:57 PM): it's not in my creedo to pull out
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:48:01 PM): sorry
ContainedTruth (10:49:00 PM): Shit... nigga please. You havent had your dick in anything since Dereks little sister mistaked you for me.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:18 PM): ouch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:24 PM): crotch shots eh?
ContainedTruth (10:50:08 PM): hahaha... figured Id hit up 3 people on one insult.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:42 PM): is there any other way?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:59 PM): 3 is the bare minimum for an insult
ContainedTruth (10:51:11 PM): Yeah...this is true.
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ContainedTruth (1:59:20 PM): wow we are going to raise a fuckin serial killer
LubyBunny87 (1:59:32 PM): it happens to the best of us.
LubyBunny87 (1:59:33 PM): hahah.
ContainedTruth (1:59:47 PM): Be locking girls in a pit in his basement yelling "PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
LubyBunny87 (1:59:57 PM): in his?
ContainedTruth (2:00:02 PM): Its
ContainedTruth (2:00:03 PM): idk
LubyBunny87 (2:00:03 PM): "his"
LubyBunny87 (2:00:05 PM): hahah.
LubyBunny87 (2:00:15 PM): his/her basement.
ContainedTruth (2:00:23 PM): Yeah there you go
ContainedTruth (2:00:24 PM): lol
LubyBunny87 (2:00:33 PM): should we worry if at the age of 4 they are stabbing cereal boxes with knives?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:38 PM): and saying open up bitch?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:43 PM): I want my mutha fuckin' cereal.
ContainedTruth (2:01:01 PM): hahahahahha!
LubyBunny87 (2:01:22 PM): we should give it less milk as a child so it isn't strong.
ContainedTruth (2:01:23 PM): Maybe...that might have actually been me teaching him/her that
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ContainedTruth (11:26:56 PM): stfu you stupid nipple
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:04 PM): nice bulletin
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:10 PM): omfg rofl i laughed
ContainedTruth (11:27:10 PM): haha...you like that shit bitch
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:14 PM): yeah i like it
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:43 PM): lolz
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:47 PM): it was funny
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:57 PM): i had a boner that i had to beat off it was so funny
ContainedTruth (11:28:12 PM): I dont even know where that shit came from... dude I had a boner I was beating off while typing that out.
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Lytheum01 (12:40:34 AM): nigga!
ContainedTruth (12:40:38 AM): jigga
Lytheum01 (12:40:43 AM): whats up
ContainedTruth (12:40:48 AM): not much. tom just lef.t
Lytheum01 (12:41:54 AM): i feel messed up...im like exhausted, but not sleepy
ContainedTruth (12:42:15 AM): ahhh...to much wackin off?
Lytheum01 (12:42:22 AM): must be
Lytheum01 (12:42:27 AM): its all bloody and raw
ContainedTruth (12:42:47 AM): *tear*
Lytheum01 (12:42:59 AM): it makes me want to beat off again when i look at it
ContainedTruth (12:43:41 AM): Thats slightly scary
Lytheum01 (12:43:45 AM): haha
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ContainedTruth (12:29:53 AM): I bet if I blow a load in a cup I can sell it for like $233.83 on ebay or something.
n0th3r3 (12:29:59 AM): hahahah!
n0th3r3 (12:30:12 AM): freeze it... HAVE DEREK'S BABY!
n0th3r3 (12:30:13 AM): hahaha
ContainedTruth (12:31:03 AM): exactly
n0th3r3 (12:31:10 AM): wow, it's like a hurricane outside
ContainedTruth (12:31:14 AM): a 99 hance to have the best fuckin eyes ever.
n0th3r3 (12:31:26 AM): hahaa
ContainedTruth (12:32:02 AM): and be multi-talented... not be short, and fat.
ContainedTruth (12:32:16 AM): hell I might be able to sell for $34,914.91
n0th3r3 (12:32:36 AM): nah... i think you're totally capable of $34,914.92
ContainedTruth (12:32:52 AM): you think so? I think thats pushin it a bit to be honest...
n0th3r3 (12:32:57 AM): i dunno man
n0th3r3 (12:33:01 AM): you're pretty hot stuff
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ContainedTruth (4:47:50 PM): oh me too... someone tried walking down my driveway a few days ago when I was outside. I just stood there like make my day... bitch turned around after he seen my im about to murder you face.
S0m3thing Fierce (4:48:10 PM): yeah
S0m3thing Fierce (4:48:22 PM): when i fight i put on my im gonna fuck this dude in the ass after i win face
ContainedTruth (4:49:42 PM): Nice!
S0m3thing Fierce (4:53:59 PM): and a raging boner
S0m3thing Fierce (4:54:03 PM): to add to the suspense
ContainedTruth (4:54:51 PM): man...that would just ruin a guy
ContainedTruth (4:55:11 PM): gotta make sure you have it out to
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:23 PM): no
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:25 PM): just cleavage
ContainedTruth (4:56:30 PM): oh
ContainedTruth (4:56:34 PM): sort of like teasing him?
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:59 PM): yes
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ContainedTruth (1:25:56 AM): Friends dont let friends turn emo
S0m3thing Fierce (1:26:38 AM): i have sex with tarantulas
ContainedTruth (1:26:50 AM): hows that possible?
S0m3thing Fierce (1:30:58 AM): umm
S0m3thing Fierce (1:31:15 AM): dont ask questions just accept that fact that i can shape shift to suit the needs of any rape that i want to perform
ContainedTruth (1:31:43 AM): Hey...I have no problem accepting this. Just dont rape me... that shit hurts.
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ContainedTruth (5:07:44 AM): This girl post a blog doing the boyfriend application. And I replied saying "This is all you need to know. I am a rockstar with light blue eyes. And I eat steak."
ssindigital (5:07:58 AM): hhaha
ContainedTruth (5:08:11 AM): completely negating the 57 questions she wants answered.
ssindigital (5:08:55 AM): just put this... "i have a 10" cock... that's all you need to know"
ssindigital (5:08:55 AM): hahaha
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letsgo retro4 (3:18:15 AM): YOu LESBIAN
ContainedTruth (3:18:34 AM): yeah I am a lesbian. You got me. Congrats.
letsgo retro4 (3:18:50 AM): woohoo i knkew it
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Me:Im all wet... But please dont fuck me. Im a guy.
Steve: HAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin dick.
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ContainedTruth (4:34:08 AM): ever wake up with a baseball bat in your ass, and a note saying..Love "the ghost"
ssindigital (4:34:28 AM): nah, it was more like a cattle prod...
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ContainedTruth (1:24:06 AM): nigga please...you dont know about no dr. t-rex and his short stubby arms and gnarling teeth. He dont gives a fucks about no door.
n0th3r3 (1:24:17 AM): hahaha
n0th3r3 (1:24:23 AM): what about the window?
ContainedTruth (1:27:09 AM): The window of doom...yeah that shits just over there. You walk through it...and all these midgets trying raping you. But then you play Sharel Crow, and they all start banging eachother. Then you can run around with a butcher knife ending all their lives. Its pretty insane.
n0th3r3 (1:29:03 AM): holy shit
n0th3r3 (1:29:10 AM): that's fucking rad
n0th3r3 (1:29:28 AM): and strangely enough very arousing
n0th3r3 (1:29:54 AM): how can you go wrong with a midget gang bang? i mean... damn
ContainedTruth (1:30:36 AM): Yeah...isnt it. Ive done it three times already. Last time I went through, and threw scat at all of them. actually you cant... Its like one of the top 10 most amusing things to take part of outside of using sour cream for anal lube.
n0th3r3 (1:30:50 AM): thats hot
n0th3r3 (1:30:57 AM): projectile scatting action i hope
n0th3r3 (1:30:59 AM): like a machine gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:08 AM): fuck a potato gun, more like a scat gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:10 AM): that's what im talkin about
ContainedTruth (1:31:20 AM): haha...holy shit. Dude we have got the plan.
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(this is about why being up this late sucks all the time)
ContainedTruth (3:25:07 AM): Paid programming can be molested by michael jackson as far as im concerned.
ICaughtFi (3:25:44 AM): thats for sure
ContainedTruth (3:28:46 AM): just trying to take a break and sit down...and turn on the tv to find that 37 channels are advertising how to make $500,000 in two weeks off of breast feeding.
ContainedTruth (3:28:52 AM): wtf?! that doesnt do me any good.
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ContainedTruth (4:04:29 AM): Id be pretty pissed off if a T-rex just ran through my wall or something, and spit on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:04:47 AM): no.. im not that pissed...
ContainedTruth (4:05:32 AM): Did I ask if you were pissed? I was saying if that happened to me I would be pissed. Not just pissed but pretty pissed. I mean a fucking T-rex through my wall!... A T-REX!!!! A spitting one at that.
letsgo retro4 (4:05:53 AM): haha
letsgo retro4 (4:06:00 AM): i wouldnt be pissed
letsgo retro4 (4:06:13 AM): just only for spitting on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:06:19 AM): & using the door
ContainedTruth (4:06:33 AM): Bullshit you wouldnt be... I bet you would the moment he ripped of your left arm with its gnarling teeth..
ContainedTruth (4:06:59 AM): T-rex dont give a fuck about no door...
letsgo retro4 (4:07:20 AM): welll.. not really... cause i would dead, by the time he ripped my head off.... so nah
ContainedTruth (4:08:42 AM): He isnt ripping off your head though...just your left arm. And then he stitches it together right afterwards because little did you know but T-rex is also a doctor.
letsgo retro4 (4:09:32 AM): haha is he realyl?
ContainedTruth (4:09:48 AM): Yeah...phd nucca. Went the the T-rex school of docter.
letsgo retro4 (4:10:38 AM): hahah
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ConTainedTruth (2:44:37 AM): Did you hear what I told that dude in zombie server about you?
ConTainedTruth (2:44:38 AM): lol
ssindigital (2:44:50 AM): nah?
ssindigital (2:45:02 AM): i didn't know anyone was talking about me haha
ConTainedTruth (2:45:32 AM): I said "Steve is gay. Dude salvates over penis. I mean.. Guy has a hot girlfriend, and he still blows random dongs for fun."
And the guy went "OMFG! Are you serious?"
ConTainedTruth(2:45:40 AM): I said "Dude. I know him personally. I wouldnt lie"
ConTainedTruth (2:45:41 AM): hahahahahaha
ssindigital (2:45:45 AM): hahahaha
ssindigital(2:45:47 AM): fabulous
ssindigital (2:46:01 AM): a man has his needs... what can i say
ConTainedTruth (2:46:46 AM): haha. no shit. Telling me. If I dont get my dong put in a vice grip by a gorilla at least 2 times a year I get antsy.
ssindigital (2:47:09 AM): ill tell you hwut
ConTainedTruth (2:49:43 AM): tell me
ssindigital(2:51:46 AM): i dont care if everyone knows im a fuckin fruit... i want to share it with the world like a rainbow flag carrying fudge packer
ssindigital(2:52:07 AM): okay... excuse me while i go vomit
ConTainedTruth (2:52:32 AM): Fucking right man. LET THE WORLD KNOW YOUR TRUE FEELINGS! HHahahaha. Oh fuck. I think I just blew an O-ring out from laughing.
ssindigital (2:52:43 AM): hahahaha
ConTainedTruth (2:54:56 AM): Anyway... we would all be lying if we didnt say at somepoint in our lives we wouldnt fuck brad pitt for all his money.
ssindigital (2:56:03 AM): yeah but then i'd just be a very rich tormented individual locked up in a padded room with the visuals flashing through my head for the rest of my life wanting to rip my manhood off with my barehands
ConTainedTruth (2:56:38 AM): Tis a shame that you couldnt. Afterall... that straightjacket... rofl... straight... anyway. that jacket would just be fucking you over.
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ConTainedTruth (3:03:19 AM): That just drives me up a wall.
ssindigital (3:03:20 AM): i agree... it is all an act
ConTainedTruth(3:03:48 AM): I can care less that you are gay. Congrats. You like dong. I like vagina. But it doesnt matter. Go do your thing. Dont advertise it.
ssindigital (3:03:58 AM): that's how they are
ConTainedTruth (3:04:05 AM): I mean dont walk around the mall with a sign that says "I will eat vagina for free because I am straight!" Stop walking around trying to advertise yourself.
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ConTainedTruth (3:08:56 AM): This is something else that makes me want to punch babies>
These girls with stupid fucking quotes from Sex in the City in their profiles basically trying to give reason for their sluttiness.
ConTainedTruth(3:08:57 AM): Wtf
ConTainedTruth(3:08:58 AM): !
ssindigital (3:09:12 AM): oh i know
ssindigital (3:09:15 AM): i refuse to watch that show
ConTainedTruth (3:09:22 AM): It doesnt help your cause.
ssindigital (3:09:47 AM): all it does it exploit the fact that girls can be extremely dirty
ssindigital(3:10:10 AM): but of course when they have a show about dudes going around fuckin tons of girls they'll all go "typical guy"
ssindigital> (3:10:11 AM).: pfft
ssindigital (3:10:21 AM): bitch, you aint one to talk
ConTainedTruth (3:10:23 AM): If I see one more fucking quote from that show...Im breaking the fin of every baby seal I see from here on out.
ssindigital (3:10:23 AM): lol
ssindigital (3:10:41 AM): i love that term
ssindigital (3:10:43 AM): "typical guy"
ConTainedTruth (3:10:46 AM): Yeah. "typical guy" That isnt a typical guy. lol. Dont know what the fuck they think.
ConTainedTruth (3:10:58 AM): Thats a movie/media/tv show guy.
ConTainedTruth(3:11:41 AM): A typical guy isnt that way in the rL. A typical guy sits around waiting for steak all day. Thats it.
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ssindigital (3:13:00 AM): god... 3 o'clock... i haven't been up this late in fuckin forever
ssindigital (3:13:00 AM): lol
ssindigital (3:13:04 AM): i think it's about that time
ConTainedTruth (3:13:13 AM): This is what you get for chatting with me.
ssindigital (3:13:15 AM): haha
ConTainedTruth (3:13:32 AM): Time flies, and dreams wait when involved in convo with me sometimes.
ConTainedTruth (3:13:54 AM): Or so it seems.
ssindigital> (3:14:18 AM): true... especially while involving homosexual connotation and slutty girls...
ssindigital (3:14:21 AM): priceless
ssindigital (3:14:29 AM): but yeah i think im gonna jump off here and try and get some sleep
ConTainedTruth (3:14:38 AM): Yeah. No shit. Alright. Take it easy sir. And enjoy your weekend.
ssindigital(3:14:43 AM): aye you as well sir
lolomginternet<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;"> O_o
GBTacticalForce<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;">: Its the GBTacticalForce nugga
lolomginternet: :?
GBTacticalForce<..timestamp style="display: inline; font-size: 11px;"> The Gang Bang Tactical Force is unrelenting in its pursuit.
lolomginternet: oh wow... so wait
lolomginternet: are you out to gang bang me?
GBTacticalForce: We are currently not looking toward the male aspect of gang banging, but if the situation were right, and we were all high enough on meth... it could be possible.
lolomginternet: THAT IS A STANCE I CAN GET BEHIND
GBTacticalForce: Good. we will put you on the list then.
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*texting*
Me: Today is so slow that its making my penis soft
Tom: MMmMmm
Me: Make it hard! Now!!!
Tom: Let me rub it in my chest hair.
Me: OMG YES!!! That did it!
(outloud in the store I go "ZING!!!!")
Tom: /clap
Tom: Gay text message sex ftw
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*texting*
Jessica: I feel naked without my hat. heh. hows work?
Me: Good. I feel naked without my clothes on.
Jessica: Working without clothes on?
Me: Duhh. Very laid back enviroment. We all are.
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Derek #1: *narrating* He takes a breath. Takes a gulp of hair.... He dry heaves.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I rape you
Derek #1: *narrating* He trembles.
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Me: We need to start gangbangs. Do house services.
Tom: Yeah. Just show up at random houses, and tell them we are here for the gang bang. Meanwhile Derek slips through the back door, and is standing there naked saying "When is this starting"
Derek #1: lol.
Me: We all have to have our special sayings when we orgasm. I will just go "ughhhh fuuuck yeeahhhhh" in a really perverted voice.
Tom: I will throw my arms up right as I am, and yell "Im done" and pull out and fling semen everywhere as I turn really fast.
Derek #1: And we all have to have those batman utility belts on. Except its more like a string around your waist with a stick tied to it.
Tom: We need walkie talkies too. That way we can communicate.
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rokdiv (1:24:18 PM): most definately
rokdiv(1:24:24 PM): you will be fine
rokdiv (1:24:39 PM): just dont be a douche
ConTainedTruth (1:24:54 PM): I dont know how to do that? How would one be a douche?
ConTainedTruth (1:25:24 PM): I lack the water content, and nastiness or something to do anything douchy...
rokdiv (1:26:07 PM): hahahahahaha
rokdiv (1:26:11 PM): thats hilarious
ConTainedTruth (1:26:57 PM): But outside of laugh laugh... Im actually curious as to what you meant... What have other people done to deserve that title?
rokdiv (1:27:11 PM): lol
rokdiv (1:27:13 PM): i dunno
rokdiv(1:27:22 PM): its kind of a general term
rokdiv (1:27:35 PM): all around assholes are actually douches as well
ConTainedTruth (1:27:44 PM): ahhh alright. Yeah.
ConTainedTruth (1:27:47 PM): Indeed they are.
rokdiv (1:27:49 PM): fuckface=douche
rokdiv (1:27:56 PM): moron=douche
rokdiv (1:28:05 PM): bad driver=douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:15 PM): Horrible oral giver = douche
ConTainedTruth (1:28:17 PM): am I right or what
rokdiv (1:28:20 PM): fLOL
rokdiv (1:28:33 PM): totally
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Nit2bMe (11:52:43 AM): I'm an asshole
ConTainedTruth (11:52:49 AM): yes
ConTainedTruth (11:52:51 AM): lol. jk
Nit2bMe (11:52:54 AM): I just spelled "vertical" as v-e-r-t-i-c-l-e
ConTainedTruth (11:53:09 AM): Yeah. That is somewhat asshole.
Nit2bMe (11:53:17 AM): then stared at it like, "well that's not right...."
ConTainedTruth (11:53:32 AM): probably because you spelled it like an asshole
Nit2bMe (11:53:55 AM): that's like the time I put the chocolate milk mix in the fridge and the milk in the pantry and it took me 5 minutes to figure out why it looked wrong
ConTainedTruth (11:54:19 AM): gj
Nit2bMe (11:54:34 AM): I know right
Nit2bMe (11:54:39 AM): <~~ genius
ConTainedTruth (11:54:41 AM): indeed
Nit2bMe (11:55:22 AM): *nods*
ConTainedTruth (11:56:22 AM): RUN SILVERMAN!!!!! THEY ARE BOMBING!
Nit2bMe (11:56:52 AM): whowhatwhenwherewhy
ConTainedTruth (11:57:10 AM): Cover the flank. They have chinamen!
Nit2bMe (11:57:23 AM): mmmm chinamen
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Steve: you're the only person that i get in my random convos with
Steve: then again a lot of my friends would probably just call me stupid and that'd be the end of it hahaha
Me: shit stupid
me: no
me: its called clever
me: because who else would along with me think how shitty a hampers life has to be....
steve: eh, people have no creativity anymore
steve: yeah, that and a pumpkin... whose only purpose in life is to be gutted and cooked at high temperatures on one day of every year
steve: and then whose skin is then cut into cute little faces and shapes...
Me: oh no shit... fuck that. I wouldnt have that. Id say. You get that fucking knife away from me you cock sucker!
Me: AND WHAT DO THEY DO TO ME!
Me: they cut a whole for their penis... and face fuck me. I HATE BEING A PUMPKIN
Steve: i face fucked a chicken once... it was a bit painful, i must admit
Me: I think I seen that on the internet once... you are one sick man
Me: I mean who fucks a chicken
Me: at the most a llama
Me: llamas are cute... and need dick
steve: don't knock it before you try it... the bill, eh... i've had better... but anal penatration? forget about it... it's like heaven on a stick
steve: yeah, but don't forget... llama's spit...
steve: nobody likes a spitter
Me: good point... but remember... if you back away fast enough, and serve a right fist to the eye. A lesson is learned.
steve: very good point... i've used that approach a few times... the black eye really comes across pretty well...
steve: no better parting gift than a wrap on the jack johnson
Me: hahahahahaha... so true
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ReleaseWithTrust (5:55:45 PM): I would have been punching throats, and pissing on legs if I w3re you.
ReleaseWithTrust (5:56:32 PM): *punch...Punch!!!... piss piss piss* AH!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! *punch!...Piss*
ssindigital (5:56:55 PM): haha, yeah, i definitely should've
ssindigital (5:57:00 PM): i didn't find out until after the fact
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ReleaseWithTrust (11:53:39 PM): You took my fucking penis though Jessica... I dont have shit to pleasure anymore.
LubyBunny87 (11:53:53 PM): you'd find ways
LubyBunny87 (11:53:54 PM): haha
ReleaseWithTrust (11:54:22 PM): The only pleasure I could possibly have would be killing after that... I might as well just go insane now that I missing my dick.
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Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:53:42 PM): you know what the problem with the internet is?
ContainedTruth (11:54:22 PM): it doesnt produce the head?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:29 PM): not enough beastiality.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:36 PM): I wanna see bitches fucking monkeys
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:54:42 PM): not horses and dogs
Jubei Vs Kenshin (11:55:00 PM): I feel robbed of my monthly adelphia fee of 45$
ContainedTruth (11:55:19 PM): wow!
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ContainedTruth (10:46:04 PM): Ahhh.. fuck you
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:10 PM): GG to YOU sir
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:25 PM): dude that shit is poppin
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:29 PM): u invented a new hairstyle
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:46:34 PM): u should be all proud
ContainedTruth (10:47:05 PM): Come off it
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:11 PM): lol
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:13 PM): come off what
ContainedTruth (10:47:29 PM): Come off my dick beyotch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:42 PM): shiiiiiit
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:47:57 PM): it's not in my creedo to pull out
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:48:01 PM): sorry
ContainedTruth (10:49:00 PM): Shit... nigga please. You havent had your dick in anything since Dereks little sister mistaked you for me.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:18 PM): ouch
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:49:24 PM): crotch shots eh?
ContainedTruth (10:50:08 PM): hahaha... figured Id hit up 3 people on one insult.
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:42 PM): is there any other way?
Jubei Vs Kenshin (10:50:59 PM): 3 is the bare minimum for an insult
ContainedTruth (10:51:11 PM): Yeah...this is true.
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ContainedTruth (1:59:20 PM): wow we are going to raise a fuckin serial killer
LubyBunny87 (1:59:32 PM): it happens to the best of us.
LubyBunny87 (1:59:33 PM): hahah.
ContainedTruth (1:59:47 PM): Be locking girls in a pit in his basement yelling "PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
LubyBunny87 (1:59:57 PM): in his?
ContainedTruth (2:00:02 PM): Its
ContainedTruth (2:00:03 PM): idk
LubyBunny87 (2:00:03 PM): "his"
LubyBunny87 (2:00:05 PM): hahah.
LubyBunny87 (2:00:15 PM): his/her basement.
ContainedTruth (2:00:23 PM): Yeah there you go
ContainedTruth (2:00:24 PM): lol
LubyBunny87 (2:00:33 PM): should we worry if at the age of 4 they are stabbing cereal boxes with knives?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:38 PM): and saying open up bitch?
LubyBunny87 (2:00:43 PM): I want my mutha fuckin' cereal.
ContainedTruth (2:01:01 PM): hahahahahha!
LubyBunny87 (2:01:22 PM): we should give it less milk as a child so it isn't strong.
ContainedTruth (2:01:23 PM): Maybe...that might have actually been me teaching him/her that
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ContainedTruth (11:26:56 PM): stfu you stupid nipple
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:04 PM): nice bulletin
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:10 PM): omfg rofl i laughed
ContainedTruth (11:27:10 PM): haha...you like that shit bitch
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:14 PM): yeah i like it
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:43 PM): lolz
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:47 PM): it was funny
Syn7aX 3rr0r (11:27:57 PM): i had a boner that i had to beat off it was so funny
ContainedTruth (11:28:12 PM): I dont even know where that shit came from... dude I had a boner I was beating off while typing that out.
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Lytheum01 (12:40:34 AM): nigga!
ContainedTruth (12:40:38 AM): jigga
Lytheum01 (12:40:43 AM): whats up
ContainedTruth (12:40:48 AM): not much. tom just lef.t
Lytheum01 (12:41:54 AM): i feel messed up...im like exhausted, but not sleepy
ContainedTruth (12:42:15 AM): ahhh...to much wackin off?
Lytheum01 (12:42:22 AM): must be
Lytheum01 (12:42:27 AM): its all bloody and raw
ContainedTruth (12:42:47 AM): *tear*
Lytheum01 (12:42:59 AM): it makes me want to beat off again when i look at it
ContainedTruth (12:43:41 AM): Thats slightly scary
Lytheum01 (12:43:45 AM): haha
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ContainedTruth (12:29:53 AM): I bet if I blow a load in a cup I can sell it for like $233.83 on ebay or something.
n0th3r3 (12:29:59 AM): hahahah!
n0th3r3 (12:30:12 AM): freeze it... HAVE DEREK'S BABY!
n0th3r3 (12:30:13 AM): hahaha
ContainedTruth (12:31:03 AM): exactly
n0th3r3 (12:31:10 AM): wow, it's like a hurricane outside
ContainedTruth (12:31:14 AM): a 99 hance to have the best fuckin eyes ever.
n0th3r3 (12:31:26 AM): hahaa
ContainedTruth (12:32:02 AM): and be multi-talented... not be short, and fat.
ContainedTruth (12:32:16 AM): hell I might be able to sell for $34,914.91
n0th3r3 (12:32:36 AM): nah... i think you're totally capable of $34,914.92
ContainedTruth (12:32:52 AM): you think so? I think thats pushin it a bit to be honest...
n0th3r3 (12:32:57 AM): i dunno man
n0th3r3 (12:33:01 AM): you're pretty hot stuff
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ContainedTruth (4:47:50 PM): oh me too... someone tried walking down my driveway a few days ago when I was outside. I just stood there like make my day... bitch turned around after he seen my im about to murder you face.
S0m3thing Fierce (4:48:10 PM): yeah
S0m3thing Fierce (4:48:22 PM): when i fight i put on my im gonna fuck this dude in the ass after i win face
ContainedTruth (4:49:42 PM): Nice!
S0m3thing Fierce (4:53:59 PM): and a raging boner
S0m3thing Fierce (4:54:03 PM): to add to the suspense
ContainedTruth (4:54:51 PM): man...that would just ruin a guy
ContainedTruth (4:55:11 PM): gotta make sure you have it out to
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:23 PM): no
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:25 PM): just cleavage
ContainedTruth (4:56:30 PM): oh
ContainedTruth (4:56:34 PM): sort of like teasing him?
S0m3thing Fierce (4:56:59 PM): yes
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ContainedTruth (1:25:56 AM): Friends dont let friends turn emo
S0m3thing Fierce (1:26:38 AM): i have sex with tarantulas
ContainedTruth (1:26:50 AM): hows that possible?
S0m3thing Fierce (1:30:58 AM): umm
S0m3thing Fierce (1:31:15 AM): dont ask questions just accept that fact that i can shape shift to suit the needs of any rape that i want to perform
ContainedTruth (1:31:43 AM): Hey...I have no problem accepting this. Just dont rape me... that shit hurts.
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ContainedTruth (5:07:44 AM): This girl post a blog doing the boyfriend application. And I replied saying "This is all you need to know. I am a rockstar with light blue eyes. And I eat steak."
ssindigital (5:07:58 AM): hhaha
ContainedTruth (5:08:11 AM): completely negating the 57 questions she wants answered.
ssindigital (5:08:55 AM): just put this... "i have a 10" cock... that's all you need to know"
ssindigital (5:08:55 AM): hahaha
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letsgo retro4 (3:18:15 AM): YOu LESBIAN
ContainedTruth (3:18:34 AM): yeah I am a lesbian. You got me. Congrats.
letsgo retro4 (3:18:50 AM): woohoo i knkew it
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Me:Im all wet... But please dont fuck me. Im a guy.
Steve: HAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin dick.
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ContainedTruth (4:34:08 AM): ever wake up with a baseball bat in your ass, and a note saying..Love "the ghost"
ssindigital (4:34:28 AM): nah, it was more like a cattle prod...
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ContainedTruth (1:24:06 AM): nigga please...you dont know about no dr. t-rex and his short stubby arms and gnarling teeth. He dont gives a fucks about no door.
n0th3r3 (1:24:17 AM): hahaha
n0th3r3 (1:24:23 AM): what about the window?
ContainedTruth (1:27:09 AM): The window of doom...yeah that shits just over there. You walk through it...and all these midgets trying raping you. But then you play Sharel Crow, and they all start banging eachother. Then you can run around with a butcher knife ending all their lives. Its pretty insane.
n0th3r3 (1:29:03 AM): holy shit
n0th3r3 (1:29:10 AM): that's fucking rad
n0th3r3 (1:29:28 AM): and strangely enough very arousing
n0th3r3 (1:29:54 AM): how can you go wrong with a midget gang bang? i mean... damn
ContainedTruth (1:30:36 AM): Yeah...isnt it. Ive done it three times already. Last time I went through, and threw scat at all of them. actually you cant... Its like one of the top 10 most amusing things to take part of outside of using sour cream for anal lube.
n0th3r3 (1:30:50 AM): thats hot
n0th3r3 (1:30:57 AM): projectile scatting action i hope
n0th3r3 (1:30:59 AM): like a machine gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:08 AM): fuck a potato gun, more like a scat gun
n0th3r3 (1:31:10 AM): that's what im talkin about
ContainedTruth (1:31:20 AM): haha...holy shit. Dude we have got the plan.
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(this is about why being up this late sucks all the time)
ContainedTruth (3:25:07 AM): Paid programming can be molested by michael jackson as far as im concerned.
ICaughtFi (3:25:44 AM): thats for sure
ContainedTruth (3:28:46 AM): just trying to take a break and sit down...and turn on the tv to find that 37 channels are advertising how to make $500,000 in two weeks off of breast feeding.
ContainedTruth (3:28:52 AM): wtf?! that doesnt do me any good.
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ContainedTruth (4:04:29 AM): Id be pretty pissed off if a T-rex just ran through my wall or something, and spit on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:04:47 AM): no.. im not that pissed...
ContainedTruth (4:05:32 AM): Did I ask if you were pissed? I was saying if that happened to me I would be pissed. Not just pissed but pretty pissed. I mean a fucking T-rex through my wall!... A T-REX!!!! A spitting one at that.
letsgo retro4 (4:05:53 AM): haha
letsgo retro4 (4:06:00 AM): i wouldnt be pissed
letsgo retro4 (4:06:13 AM): just only for spitting on me...
letsgo retro4 (4:06:19 AM): & using the door
ContainedTruth (4:06:33 AM): Bullshit you wouldnt be... I bet you would the moment he ripped of your left arm with its gnarling teeth..
ContainedTruth (4:06:59 AM): T-rex dont give a fuck about no door...
letsgo retro4 (4:07:20 AM): welll.. not really... cause i would dead, by the time he ripped my head off.... so nah
ContainedTruth (4:08:42 AM): He isnt ripping off your head though...just your left arm. And then he stitches it together right afterwards because little did you know but T-rex is also a doctor.
letsgo retro4 (4:09:32 AM): haha is he realyl?
ContainedTruth (4:09:48 AM): Yeah...phd nucca. Went the the T-rex school of docter.
letsgo retro4 (4:10:38 AM): hahah
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ConTainedTruth (2:44:37 AM): Did you hear what I told that dude in zombie server about you?
ConTainedTruth (2:44:38 AM): lol
ssindigital (2:44:50 AM): nah?
ssindigital (2:45:02 AM): i didn't know anyone was talking about me haha
ConTainedTruth (2:45:32 AM): I said "Steve is gay. Dude salvates over penis. I mean.. Guy has a hot girlfriend, and he still blows random dongs for fun."
And the guy went "OMFG! Are you serious?"
ConTainedTruth(2:45:40 AM): I said "Dude. I know him personally. I wouldnt lie"
ConTainedTruth (2:45:41 AM): hahahahahaha
ssindigital (2:45:45 AM): hahahaha
ssindigital(2:45:47 AM): fabulous
ssindigital (2:46:01 AM): a man has his needs... what can i say
ConTainedTruth (2:46:46 AM): haha. no shit. Telling me. If I dont get my dong put in a vice grip by a gorilla at least 2 times a year I get antsy.
ssindigital (2:47:09 AM): ill tell you hwut
ConTainedTruth (2:49:43 AM): tell me
ssindigital(2:51:46 AM): i dont care if everyone knows im a fuckin fruit... i want to share it with the world like a rainbow flag carrying fudge packer
ssindigital(2:52:07 AM): okay... excuse me while i go vomit
ConTainedTruth (2:52:32 AM): Fucking right man. LET THE WORLD KNOW YOUR TRUE FEELINGS! HHahahaha. Oh fuck. I think I just blew an O-ring out from laughing.
ssindigital (2:52:43 AM): hahahaha
ConTainedTruth (2:54:56 AM): Anyway... we would all be lying if we didnt say at somepoint in our lives we wouldnt fuck brad pitt for all his money.
ssindigital (2:56:03 AM): yeah but then i'd just be a very rich tormented individual locked up in a padded room with the visuals flashing through my head for the rest of my life wanting to rip my manhood off with my barehands
ConTainedTruth (2:56:38 AM): Tis a shame that you couldnt. Afterall... that straightjacket... rofl... straight... anyway. that jacket would just be fucking you over.
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ConTainedTruth (3:03:19 AM): That just drives me up a wall.
ssindigital (3:03:20 AM): i agree... it is all an act
ConTainedTruth(3:03:48 AM): I can care less that you are gay. Congrats. You like dong. I like vagina. But it doesnt matter. Go do your thing. Dont advertise it.
ssindigital (3:03:58 AM): that's how they are
ConTainedTruth (3:04:05 AM): I mean dont walk around the mall with a sign that says "I will eat vagina for free because I am straight!" Stop walking around trying to advertise yourself.
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ConTainedTruth (3:08:56 AM): This is something else that makes me want to punch babies>
These girls with stupid fucking quotes from Sex in the City in their profiles basically trying to give reason for their sluttiness.
ConTainedTruth(3:08:57 AM): Wtf
ConTainedTruth(3:08:58 AM): !
ssindigital (3:09:12 AM): oh i know
ssindigital (3:09:15 AM): i refuse to watch that show
ConTainedTruth (3:09:22 AM): It doesnt help your cause.
ssindigital (3:09:47 AM): all it does it exploit the fact that girls can be extremely dirty
ssindigital(3:10:10 AM): but of course when they have a show about dudes going around fuckin tons of girls they'll all go "typical guy"
ssindigital> (3:10:11 AM).: pfft
ssindigital (3:10:21 AM): bitch, you aint one to talk
ConTainedTruth (3:10:23 AM): If I see one more fucking quote from that show...Im breaking the fin of every baby seal I see from here on out.
ssindigital (3:10:23 AM): lol
ssindigital (3:10:41 AM): i love that term
ssindigital (3:10:43 AM): "typical guy"
ConTainedTruth (3:10:46 AM): Yeah. "typical guy" That isnt a typical guy. lol. Dont know what the fuck they think.
ConTainedTruth (3:10:58 AM): Thats a movie/media/tv show guy.
ConTainedTruth(3:11:41 AM): A typical guy isnt that way in the rL. A typical guy sits around waiting for steak all day. Thats it.
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ssindigital (3:13:00 AM): god... 3 o'clock... i haven't been up this late in fuckin forever
ssindigital (3:13:00 AM): lol
ssindigital (3:13:04 AM): i think it's about that time
ConTainedTruth (3:13:13 AM): This is what you get for chatting with me.
ssindigital (3:13:15 AM): haha
ConTainedTruth (3:13:32 AM): Time flies, and dreams wait when involved in convo with me sometimes.
ConTainedTruth (3:13:54 AM): Or so it seems.
ssindigital> (3:14:18 AM): true... especially while involving homosexual connotation and slutty girls...
ssindigital (3:14:21 AM): priceless
ssindigital (3:14:29 AM): but yeah i think im gonna jump off here and try and get some sleep
ConTainedTruth (3:14:38 AM): Yeah. No shit. Alright. Take it easy sir. And enjoy your weekend.
ssindigital(3:14:43 AM): aye you as well sir
gdon:
The funny conversations are awesome. I wish someone wouldve recorded our "coat hangers are also good for abortions" conversation!! That wouldve great. Just great.
syndigital:
I might have posted that somewhere... I will have to look around.