Where to Begin??...
for Starters: I'm back, (in the expected case that no one noticed I've been gone for abit). I have returned (Who can resist). I have been staying incredibly busy, had hoards of personal issues to work out and all kinds of other excuses that you prolly don't wanna hear. But, I'm tell you a tit bit about it anyways.
My current episodes include:
Need a new home
Need a new girl
Need a new job
need a new life
On the home issue: I've been livin' with this worthless guy, Aka: Tumor on society, Oxygen thief. for a lil over a year. See I live in this tiny ass college town (Miami, Ok.) Full of rednecks, Don't get me wrong there are a few cool people in town (Approx: 3) Anyways it all started when I was in college for a few semesters, I rented a house in town, Well this house I lived in shortly became party central, Shitloads of college parties occured in this house on practically every night, So I had a fair share of crashers , (Those people you find sprawled in various rooms of the house whom I often had vuage recolection of who the fuck they were, And whom had very lil idea where they were or why. I'm sure alot of you no what I'm getting at. At the time I had a roomate We'll call him Tony (Cause that's his name), Tony was a nice guyy, Hell I still talk to him and poo like that, Well Tony being a nice guy and all Was a HORRID Roomate, he couldn't hold a joib, Racked up assloads of unpaid bills, and rarely kept his word, about anything. He was in the theater at the local college, thats how we met Cause I normally hung out with all those people, I wasn't in theater myself but Seemed like all my friends were. So any way, back to the point. Tony Finally moved out but one of the crashers he'd brought home one night, (We both kept the house stocked with strangers) Kinda just started coming back, basically living in my house. This wasn't uncommon people would do this from time to time and stay for a week or three. Any ways (I keep sayin that ,huh?) The Crasher in question we'll call Lance (Again cause that's his name) Lance happened to stay there after Tony moved back in with his parents, and just kinda made himself at home. I didn't mind much at the time, But with nobody else paying rent but me on this 3 bedroom place I was needing to find a cheaper place and a reliable roomate or 2. So as I'm searching for a new home, Lance (Hardly knew the guy at the time) makes me an offer that sounded really good, And would've been perfect if he'd done as he said he would've (More on that later) So here was the deal, Lance's parents own a company in town, the building which houses thier offices happens to have a few apartments in it, Well Lance informs me that we could move in way cheap and the rent and utilities are just unbelievibly low, So I agree. Lance at the time had a job, which he had held for about 2 weeks (About as long as I had known him at the time) Well needless to say since that time that is the longest he has held a job. He will typically get a job, keep it about a week, quit, Wait around for 2 months and get another job, Well he's done this so often that now no one in town will hire the fat lazy bastard.Now since lance hasn't had a steady job he doesn't pay bills, eats my food fucks my house all up and never cleans up after himself. So over the one and a half years we've lived together, He ows me thousands upon thousands of dollars, Which I've come to the realization that I'll never see the money, cause He'll nevr hold a job long enough to make that much.
Now It has reached a point that I Literally HATE this guy, And that's not typically my style, someone has to Wrong me really bad b4 I'd admit hatred, He's made the list!! To top all this off, on Monday morning I had woke up at around 5:30 to get ready for work and dork around on my computer, While doing so the chick I've been seeing shows up (She works graveyard and came by after work) so we go to my room and lay down together for a while till I have to go to work. At about 6:45am I hear the front door open, It's my worthless bastard of a roomate, He heads straight to bed, about 10 min. later I'm getting up to go to work. my chick friend and I walk down stairs to my truck, upon first sight of it I'm in total disbelief!! My vehicle is in the middle of the streen with the ass end all fucked up and lances car ('79 Lincoln town car, A farkin tank) is parked where my truck was and mines moved 2 1/2 car lenghths from where it was, I check out the situation and notice there is glass from my taillights on his bumper and other obvious signs that is was Lance that hit my truck.My chick friend mentione that my truck was parked where Iparked it when she came over so it was definatly between 6:45 and 7:00 am when he hit it.
I go back upstairs (All kindsa Pissed off!!) Go into Lance's room and try and wake his ass up to question him about it, But, HE's So drunk out of his head he's pretty incoherent. DRUNK I SAID!! So I get him awake and Ask "Did you hit my truck?" to which he responds "No!" To which I reply "Fuckstick!! Your car is parked where mine was, There are pieces of my truck on your front bumper, and the Scrathces and dents match up to your car PERFECTLY!!", "Did you hit my FUCKING truck??" He says "I don't think so".
Mkay I'm beyond outraged at this point, I walk back down to re-asses the damage , Call the Cops to file a report, and call work to let them know I'll be late. The cops show up, and check it out they agree that it was Lance's car that undoubtidly hit my truck, They ask where he is, I tell the officer that he just came home and passed out drunk in bed, the officer asked that I get Lance downstairs for questioning. So I go back upstairs, wake Lance up again and tell him "Get the fuck up the officer down stairs wants to see you!" He says "Officer?", I say "Yes! You stupid fuck the officer that is down stairs to handle the accident of you HITTING MY FUCKING TRUCK!" Lance says "Well, We'll handle this we don't need the cops," I said NO, You'll get your fat lazy no working drunk ass downstairs and handle this now!". So Lance gets up stumbles downstairs(Smelling like he's still in the middle of a week long bender) and proceeds to Tell the cop that he came in at 4:20 (Dumb ass, Couldn't think of a better time) So the officer finishes the report, Writes Lance a ticket for No License or Insurence (He let it lapse about 6 months ago) and wreckless driving. Lance went back upstairs, I know I'll never get reimbursed for this. I asked the officer, why he didn't give lance a breathalizer, He replied that since Lance told him he came in @ 4:20 he couldn't prove that he was drunk when the accident occured, To which I replied that there are witnesses that this happened within 30 minutes ago, But he wouldn't bend. FUCKIN COPS!! What's that about?? Well A little insight to the situation, Lances father is an instructor at the Local college, The Criminal Law Instructor none the less, So All the cops are buddy buddy with lances dad. But Lances dad has told them to not give lance any slack due to his exceptional worthlessness. But this is a small town and you all know how the buddy system wotks
Easy Solution: Kick Lance out, right? I wish!! I had him kicked out before but his parents got tired of him living and mouching off of them so they told him to move back here. Well on the day of the accident I took luch break and went to talk with Lances mother, I explained the happenings of the accident, and how Lance Ows me shitloads upon shitloads of cash and food and how I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to having to support and raise her child, Well she is totally understanding and says she will have him removed, So thats where it stands for now, Hopefully he is gone in a few days, before I kill him, Which I feel I should have ridded the earth of his presence and burden long ago. I'm not certain if I'll move out yet but I'm thinking I'm going too soon, although any place as nice as the apartment I'm living in now will be 3 times the rent. Lances parents want me to press charges on Lance, I said I would If I could find a way to do it with out having to pay an asload of court/Lawyer fees, because honestly I know I'll never see the money from lance, So Lances father is looking into what channels I need to persue to prosecute Lance free of charge, that's kinda cool and supportive I thought.
Jebus I'll quit ranting now and cover the other Need to Items in a later post.
I have soooo missed the site, I'm glad to be back!!! Love u all!!
for Starters: I'm back, (in the expected case that no one noticed I've been gone for abit). I have returned (Who can resist). I have been staying incredibly busy, had hoards of personal issues to work out and all kinds of other excuses that you prolly don't wanna hear. But, I'm tell you a tit bit about it anyways.
My current episodes include:
Need a new home
Need a new girl
Need a new job
need a new life
On the home issue: I've been livin' with this worthless guy, Aka: Tumor on society, Oxygen thief. for a lil over a year. See I live in this tiny ass college town (Miami, Ok.) Full of rednecks, Don't get me wrong there are a few cool people in town (Approx: 3) Anyways it all started when I was in college for a few semesters, I rented a house in town, Well this house I lived in shortly became party central, Shitloads of college parties occured in this house on practically every night, So I had a fair share of crashers , (Those people you find sprawled in various rooms of the house whom I often had vuage recolection of who the fuck they were, And whom had very lil idea where they were or why. I'm sure alot of you no what I'm getting at. At the time I had a roomate We'll call him Tony (Cause that's his name), Tony was a nice guyy, Hell I still talk to him and poo like that, Well Tony being a nice guy and all Was a HORRID Roomate, he couldn't hold a joib, Racked up assloads of unpaid bills, and rarely kept his word, about anything. He was in the theater at the local college, thats how we met Cause I normally hung out with all those people, I wasn't in theater myself but Seemed like all my friends were. So any way, back to the point. Tony Finally moved out but one of the crashers he'd brought home one night, (We both kept the house stocked with strangers) Kinda just started coming back, basically living in my house. This wasn't uncommon people would do this from time to time and stay for a week or three. Any ways (I keep sayin that ,huh?) The Crasher in question we'll call Lance (Again cause that's his name) Lance happened to stay there after Tony moved back in with his parents, and just kinda made himself at home. I didn't mind much at the time, But with nobody else paying rent but me on this 3 bedroom place I was needing to find a cheaper place and a reliable roomate or 2. So as I'm searching for a new home, Lance (Hardly knew the guy at the time) makes me an offer that sounded really good, And would've been perfect if he'd done as he said he would've (More on that later) So here was the deal, Lance's parents own a company in town, the building which houses thier offices happens to have a few apartments in it, Well Lance informs me that we could move in way cheap and the rent and utilities are just unbelievibly low, So I agree. Lance at the time had a job, which he had held for about 2 weeks (About as long as I had known him at the time) Well needless to say since that time that is the longest he has held a job. He will typically get a job, keep it about a week, quit, Wait around for 2 months and get another job, Well he's done this so often that now no one in town will hire the fat lazy bastard.Now since lance hasn't had a steady job he doesn't pay bills, eats my food fucks my house all up and never cleans up after himself. So over the one and a half years we've lived together, He ows me thousands upon thousands of dollars, Which I've come to the realization that I'll never see the money, cause He'll nevr hold a job long enough to make that much.
Now It has reached a point that I Literally HATE this guy, And that's not typically my style, someone has to Wrong me really bad b4 I'd admit hatred, He's made the list!! To top all this off, on Monday morning I had woke up at around 5:30 to get ready for work and dork around on my computer, While doing so the chick I've been seeing shows up (She works graveyard and came by after work) so we go to my room and lay down together for a while till I have to go to work. At about 6:45am I hear the front door open, It's my worthless bastard of a roomate, He heads straight to bed, about 10 min. later I'm getting up to go to work. my chick friend and I walk down stairs to my truck, upon first sight of it I'm in total disbelief!! My vehicle is in the middle of the streen with the ass end all fucked up and lances car ('79 Lincoln town car, A farkin tank) is parked where my truck was and mines moved 2 1/2 car lenghths from where it was, I check out the situation and notice there is glass from my taillights on his bumper and other obvious signs that is was Lance that hit my truck.My chick friend mentione that my truck was parked where Iparked it when she came over so it was definatly between 6:45 and 7:00 am when he hit it.
I go back upstairs (All kindsa Pissed off!!) Go into Lance's room and try and wake his ass up to question him about it, But, HE's So drunk out of his head he's pretty incoherent. DRUNK I SAID!! So I get him awake and Ask "Did you hit my truck?" to which he responds "No!" To which I reply "Fuckstick!! Your car is parked where mine was, There are pieces of my truck on your front bumper, and the Scrathces and dents match up to your car PERFECTLY!!", "Did you hit my FUCKING truck??" He says "I don't think so".
Mkay I'm beyond outraged at this point, I walk back down to re-asses the damage , Call the Cops to file a report, and call work to let them know I'll be late. The cops show up, and check it out they agree that it was Lance's car that undoubtidly hit my truck, They ask where he is, I tell the officer that he just came home and passed out drunk in bed, the officer asked that I get Lance downstairs for questioning. So I go back upstairs, wake Lance up again and tell him "Get the fuck up the officer down stairs wants to see you!" He says "Officer?", I say "Yes! You stupid fuck the officer that is down stairs to handle the accident of you HITTING MY FUCKING TRUCK!" Lance says "Well, We'll handle this we don't need the cops," I said NO, You'll get your fat lazy no working drunk ass downstairs and handle this now!". So Lance gets up stumbles downstairs(Smelling like he's still in the middle of a week long bender) and proceeds to Tell the cop that he came in at 4:20 (Dumb ass, Couldn't think of a better time) So the officer finishes the report, Writes Lance a ticket for No License or Insurence (He let it lapse about 6 months ago) and wreckless driving. Lance went back upstairs, I know I'll never get reimbursed for this. I asked the officer, why he didn't give lance a breathalizer, He replied that since Lance told him he came in @ 4:20 he couldn't prove that he was drunk when the accident occured, To which I replied that there are witnesses that this happened within 30 minutes ago, But he wouldn't bend. FUCKIN COPS!! What's that about?? Well A little insight to the situation, Lances father is an instructor at the Local college, The Criminal Law Instructor none the less, So All the cops are buddy buddy with lances dad. But Lances dad has told them to not give lance any slack due to his exceptional worthlessness. But this is a small town and you all know how the buddy system wotks
Easy Solution: Kick Lance out, right? I wish!! I had him kicked out before but his parents got tired of him living and mouching off of them so they told him to move back here. Well on the day of the accident I took luch break and went to talk with Lances mother, I explained the happenings of the accident, and how Lance Ows me shitloads upon shitloads of cash and food and how I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to having to support and raise her child, Well she is totally understanding and says she will have him removed, So thats where it stands for now, Hopefully he is gone in a few days, before I kill him, Which I feel I should have ridded the earth of his presence and burden long ago. I'm not certain if I'll move out yet but I'm thinking I'm going too soon, although any place as nice as the apartment I'm living in now will be 3 times the rent. Lances parents want me to press charges on Lance, I said I would If I could find a way to do it with out having to pay an asload of court/Lawyer fees, because honestly I know I'll never see the money from lance, So Lances father is looking into what channels I need to persue to prosecute Lance free of charge, that's kinda cool and supportive I thought.
Jebus I'll quit ranting now and cover the other Need to Items in a later post.
I have soooo missed the site, I'm glad to be back!!! Love u all!!
Yah!.. you are back!... how could you have stayed away for soo long