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So help me, I am going to make it through all of Cabin Fever this time. I have watched that movie three times in the past four years and I keep falling asleep less than halfway through. To a lesser man, that would be a sign that maybe--just maybe--this movie really isn't worth watching. I like this movie though; well, the portions I've been conscious for. Besides, I do not like being the man who has no idea why the pancake scene is so awesome. I must know why the pancake scene is so compelling.

I'm going to make it. Fourth time around--

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{update}

I made it! The pancake scene was donkey shit! This flick has been downgraded to "ehh". More Cerina Vincent in the all-together would have kept this movie a solid "okay". It's a pity she won't be in the sequel (which is one less compelling reason to watch that when it comes out). Regardless of what I think, I know there's at least one entity who adored this movie: