An air raid siren at 1PM on the first Saturday of the month can mean only one thing:
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!
By God those heathen Commie bastards will never take me! Better dead than Red.
*hunkers down behind coffee table bunker*
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I know that pass! There are signs posted about the danger of avalanches, but I don't remember there ever being any while I lived over there.
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!
By God those heathen Commie bastards will never take me! Better dead than Red.
*hunkers down behind coffee table bunker*
{added at edit}
I know that pass! There are signs posted about the danger of avalanches, but I don't remember there ever being any while I lived over there.