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Because my moronic neighbors were making so much goddamn noise calling each other out (oh how I hate them & their ignorant speech...), I decided to cook a nice meal. Cooking is a very good distraction from "Let's go bitch! C'mon muthafucka! You call me outside, you throw the first punch, bitch!"

(Kids today have no variety in their speech. It saddens me. )

Sadly,...
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I just finished watching Zardoz. Wow. That movie was ridiculously odd. So odd I must add it to my DVD collection. A decent-quality AVI pulled from my local P2P network just ain't gonna cut it.

I now give you yet another installment of "Tales of Mere Existence" because Lev is a good man.

I'm back from my respite in Rochester, NY. The DCA World Championships were great (especially the show put on by the Hawthorne Cabelleros), PAETEC Park's seating much less so. My Gramma was ecstatic at having both her middle son (my father) and her one & only favorite grandson under her roof for several days. I thought it was damned neato as well. I even exposed...
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Memo to self: when one's grandmother both waters down dish soap and reuses dish soap bottles for other cleaning agents, one would be wise to ascertain the liquid housed in said dish soap bottle is indeed watered-down dish soap and not watered-down bleach.

My hands are quite chapped. Oh yes they are.

In other, more pleasant news, the inspection is scheduled for the very afternoon...
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I bought a house--contingent on inspection, of course.

I must say, it is one helluva way to start a vacation.

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Before anyone else asks, housewarming party is also contingent on inspection & me moving (somewhat) in. I at least need to have utilities. It'd be a BYOF* party, that's for sure.

*Bring Your Own Furniture

{yet another addendum}

Okay, details.

It's a...
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Memo to self:

When driving home at ungodly hours of the morning through a construction zone, beware wayward orange barrels. Your mirror has no chance to survive.

New radiator installed in the Faithful Steed. It works splendidly. Come to think of it, so does the revamped wiring for the accessories.

On a different note, am I incorrect in taking the phrase "I'll call you later" at face-value? I was raised to only say that phrase if I meant to do so within the next 24 hours--usually within the next eight. I guess...
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Yay house-hunting!

Boo slow work week!

In other news, Cynar & Coke does wonders for a headache. How I do not know. I'd guess it's because Cynar tastes atrocious like quite a few medicines. Your tongue tells your brain a liquid tastes horrid, your brain assumes it's medicine, your stomach tells your brain it really doesn't want any more of this horrid-tasting liquid, so the...
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Tonight I'm watching a movie starring LOTS OF ACTORS: Amazon Women on the Moon.

It's a classic.


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Now for some anime. Anime is good for the soul.

(Yeah, so I have goofy tastes. You're surprised?)

HAPPY FUN AWESOME SONG LYRIC TIME

beer activated girl
sitting on my couch, likes to watch Sports World
i just giver her beer and she comes to life
doesn't like Real World
this is why I love my beer activated girl.

she's not plastic or too spastic
very loving not dramatic
who could ever ever ask for more
love with tasty beer goodness galore
just...
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Today I used roughly three gallons of gasoline galavanting through Redford, Detroit proper, and Farmington Hills. I marked a few houses for later, more in-depth perusal.

Now it is almost time to nod off. I gotta stock up on my sleep because Lord knows I won't be getting much tomorrow night.

In closing, go here.