MOVIE REVIEW TIME BITCHES!
Last night I saw the most ridiculous movie evar, and I want my fucking $10.50 back. Or just half.
*Side note: $10.50 these days? I'm just going to start buying these awful movies and renting them to my friends or something.
MOVIE: WANTED (?)
My Opinion?: REJECTED!
Now, Angelina Jolie was the main reason why I wanted to see it, because I'm an idiot and saw Foxfire too many times as a teenager, and I can't help but own and religiously watch Tomb Raider. (I'm not apologizing for liking hot girls in "adventure" movies) The other reasons why I wanted to see it?
1. Guns. Guns a blazing, pretty guns, a shooting montage? I want it all!
2. The chance to see some hot nookie.
3. Explosions
4. Morgan "like a twinkie" Freeman
The reason why I laughed a lot:
1. The hard on for trains.
2. The bullet duel. Hilarious
3. The loom. Yes, I said LOOM.
4. The "I am your father" bullshit.
5. The guy that played Wesley will never work in Hollywood again for that performance.
The reason I want just half of my money back?
1. I saw a lot of blood, and that's cool; but the "pussy pussy pussy" guy brought the Lulzies too quick
2. Fucking scene on the train. FUCK OFF.
3. I don't know how I feel about the bullet duel, but the bullets were pretty.
4. Angelina's last moment v. Angelina's hot ass in the movie. I'm torn.
(Sydni had to apologize to Luminaire for taking him to a movie that we both laughed at for the wrong reasons.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today, I'm going to sit on my ass and maybe go see Mama Mia, but to be honest, I don't trust my movie choices anymore.
Tomorrow, I get my Greek from the airport, and then I get laid. And probably get the soundest sleep I've had in a month.
SYDNI'S PET PEEVES
1. Popcorn in my teeth.
2. People that say "Hun" IRL or on the web.
3. Getting close to an orgasm and being let down.
4. Terrible last line in a movie.
5. Dirty bathrooms
6. Couch pillows that wont fucking stay put.
7. U-scans
(I have about 854,000 more, but I don't need to appear too neurotic.)
xoxo
Sydni
Last night I saw the most ridiculous movie evar, and I want my fucking $10.50 back. Or just half.
*Side note: $10.50 these days? I'm just going to start buying these awful movies and renting them to my friends or something.
MOVIE: WANTED (?)
My Opinion?: REJECTED!
Now, Angelina Jolie was the main reason why I wanted to see it, because I'm an idiot and saw Foxfire too many times as a teenager, and I can't help but own and religiously watch Tomb Raider. (I'm not apologizing for liking hot girls in "adventure" movies) The other reasons why I wanted to see it?
1. Guns. Guns a blazing, pretty guns, a shooting montage? I want it all!
2. The chance to see some hot nookie.
3. Explosions
4. Morgan "like a twinkie" Freeman
The reason why I laughed a lot:
1. The hard on for trains.
2. The bullet duel. Hilarious
3. The loom. Yes, I said LOOM.
4. The "I am your father" bullshit.
5. The guy that played Wesley will never work in Hollywood again for that performance.
The reason I want just half of my money back?
1. I saw a lot of blood, and that's cool; but the "pussy pussy pussy" guy brought the Lulzies too quick
2. Fucking scene on the train. FUCK OFF.
3. I don't know how I feel about the bullet duel, but the bullets were pretty.
4. Angelina's last moment v. Angelina's hot ass in the movie. I'm torn.
(Sydni had to apologize to Luminaire for taking him to a movie that we both laughed at for the wrong reasons.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today, I'm going to sit on my ass and maybe go see Mama Mia, but to be honest, I don't trust my movie choices anymore.
Tomorrow, I get my Greek from the airport, and then I get laid. And probably get the soundest sleep I've had in a month.
SYDNI'S PET PEEVES
1. Popcorn in my teeth.
2. People that say "Hun" IRL or on the web.
3. Getting close to an orgasm and being let down.
4. Terrible last line in a movie.
5. Dirty bathrooms
6. Couch pillows that wont fucking stay put.
7. U-scans
(I have about 854,000 more, but I don't need to appear too neurotic.)
xoxo
Sydni
VIEW 27 of 27 COMMENTS
La Musica es MUY BUENO!!!